"Your sanity has returned to zero, please replenish it with pure Originium immediately." After hearing the system prompt, Bo tried hard to open the drawer, but his eyes went dark and he lost the ability to think.
A few minutes later.
Bo: "Little Platinum cutie, be my girlfriend!"
Bai Jin: "If it's the doctor, I would..."
Mr. Bo: "Great, let's change people!"
Bo: "Little Blue Poison Angel, I seem to have fallen in love with you!"
Blue Poison: "Actually, I'm also sorry about you, Doctor..."
Bo: "Done, keep going!"
Mr. Bo: "Little White Rabbit, please spend the rest of your life with me."
Little White Rabbit: "If that is your wish, then I will..."
Mr. Bo: "NICE, next one."
【Chewan Fanfiction】
【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】
In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?
On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?
In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?
In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?
"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"
"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"
"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"
...
"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"
"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"
Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"
Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."
Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"
Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"
Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."
Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"
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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.
ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~
[The strongest Fate fanfiction is here!] [Not a single one] As everyone knows, the life of Shirou Emiya is like Eevee in Pokémon. Picked up by different people, he experiences different things, giving rise to different species. Each has their own strengths, and their unique skills are truly astonishing, absolutely breathtaking...
What? In this timeline, Shirou's specialty is... using his incredible charm to garner favor?
Emiya Sakura: "Why are you so skilled at this?! Besides my sister, how many other women do you know?!"
The Chronicles of Emiya: The Super Heroic Tale, a prestigious serialized story!
Large group: 863752269
Basement: 613639022
Valhalla: 559016032
Bai Yue transmigrated to Arknights and became a Sarkaz succubus, a race extinct on this land. He awakened the [Succubus Training] system, gaining succubus points by absorbing the life essence of others. These points have many uses: extracting various Mickey Mouse gadgets to strengthen the body and mind, and awakening various succubus abilities. He lived with the charming police officer Chen Sir, occasionally giving massages to the little tiger at the shop, and providing free medical care in the slums every now and then, while also maintaining a relationship with Sister Yu Xia. Life was leisurely and carefree. However, the Reunion Movement wreaked havoc both inside and outside Lungmen, and no one could remain uninvolved. There was no escape, so he faced the challenge head-on! But he gradually discovered... Wait, what?! What does it mean to become the Sarkaz leader?! How did I start the Reunion Movement again?! And why is the Emperor of Ursus even trying to claim kinship with me?! How did I become a high-ranking noble?!
[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]
Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.
Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan
The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.
Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose
......
Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.
[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.
Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]
(List: 1. School-Live! 2. Danganronpa 3. Witch Spring 3 4. Arknights 5. Demon's Root) Legendary assassin Luke (not his real name), reborn from the shadow of death, finds himself not only inexplicably transformed into a girl, but also in a completely unfamiliar place. Guided by an inner voice, Luke discovers that his rebirth is not only related to his greatest enemy, but also to a supernatural force called "Void Power" appearing in what was once a world of science. The deeper he explores, the more unspeakable secrets he discovers his rebirth involves. To avoid repeating his past mistakes, for revenge, and to protect those he cherishes, Luke decides to fight with all his might to create the future he desires.
"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——
Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club
Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit
· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day
Encountering a giant during a math test
Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?
The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "
Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…
“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.
"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.
"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.
Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"
Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."