As the fourth child of the Shinomiya family, I began living independently. Every day, I woke up in the dark closet, went to my bed, and took out a dummy, placing it under the bed. Then I checked the blades in the soles of my shoes to see if they were sharp, cleaned the potassium cyanide particles from my waistband, checked the prohibited words on my clothes, and made sure the miniature surveillance devices were working properly. I placed a bayonet in a book, and a submachine gun and bombs in my backpack. Completed, with a smile, I headed towards Soubu High School. As a normal high school student, I greeted a beautiful day. As a normal high school student, aren't the things I have normal?

Entering his second year of high school, Qingze, who had traveled through time, suddenly awakened his telekinesis. After a week of training, his telekinesis transformed into hypnosis.

He always had a girl to cushion his fall,

and his weekly superpowers, like clairvoyance and the ability to freeze time, disrupted his life and made him realize that he couldn't possibly be the hero of a passionate manga.

Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”

“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”

“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values ​​and a metaphysical worldview.”

“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”

“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”

Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

The new book "Korean Jeongsik" has been published.

Korean Jeongsik: A Korean set meal. "Jingsik" is a full banquet. It's a royal court cuisine meant for the king.

Since it is eaten by the king, there must be a lot of vegetables.

How to choose your own 'dish'...

Please read "Korean Jeongsik"!!!

[Rebirth + Auntie + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System]

Reborn in an auntie’s shared apartment, living with nine beautiful women.

[Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…]

Lin Yu: ???

I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect?

Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora] ?

Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs] ?

Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations] ?

A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer…

This system… is kinda interesting.

Awkward, friendless, and without a girlfriend, the protagonist, Hachiman, complains to his classmates who celebrate youth, "They're all liars, they're all lying, just explode already!" His future dream is to "not work"—this is the love story of a high school student who, under the guidance of his homeroom teacher, is taken to the "Service Club" to the school's most beautiful girl, Yukino. An unexpected encounter with the beautiful girl...it sounds like the beginning of a romance story, right?! But Yukino simply can't forgive Hachiman's regrettable and terrible personality! A recurring cycle of problematic youth—what happened to my youth?!

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

Nangong Xiao: "I know more about this other world than anyone else." Asuna: "..." Nangong Xiao: "I'm not cheating, really, why are you looking at me like that?" Kasumi Utako: "..." Nangong Xiao: "Who says a cruel other world can't have a normal daily life?" Maple's eyes lit up: "!!" Nangong Xiao: "War is always the last resort. If you play it like a normal card, things will get very..." Shizuka: "Shut up! You're the main DPS, just focus on outputting damage!!" Nangong Xiao: "Ah, oh, coming right now..."

Emiya Kiritsugu: Director, I have reached my limit! I want to become a magical girl to carry out my justice and save the world!

Leng Fan: ...

Kaname Madoka: Thank you for saving me, Director. My favorite is ...

Homura Akemi: THE WORLD! Let's go back in time! I will definitely change the ending where Madoka likes the Director! Madoka is mine!

Leng Fan: ...

Joseph: Where is the Director...? ?

Leng Fan: Goodbye! Wait a minute! I won't listen!

Accelerator: In order to become the strongest, I will pay any price, I must become invincible.

Aikawa Ayumu: Magical girls in the mall are half price! Accelerator

: I will be a magical girl! I

suddenly became the Director of the Space-Time Administration Bureau and also had powerful strength. Why do I feel that the world is against me when these two good things come together? I

finally get to communicate with the two-dimensional girls in the chat group, why do I always feel that the whole world is against me?