Yellow-haired, cute little yellow-haired boy Naruto Uzumaki has awakened! To hell with saving the world! Let whoever wants to go first, let the tall guys hold up the sky if it falls. He's just a little yellow-haired boy, a cute little boy, so he should do what a little yellow-haired boy should do.

My journey is to endless anime! My ideal is to become a fighter among bulldozers! My goal is to have the most (untranslatable into human language) 2D harem! My code is that laws, morals, and species can no longer stop me! My boundaries are: freedom of will, evil is good, wings on board! PS: I basically solve everything with "bang bang bang" (roughly). PS2: Seriously remind you, the protagonist is basically not a good person~!

Devastating news from Runeterra: the female heroes have collectively ascended to the planet of happiness. Blessed by the demon of happiness, Fahn now commands wind and lightning. Zaun encounters a monster-like power; Jinx, despite her best efforts, is powerless against it. A single injection turns her blood into a thick, oily jelly, her heart pounding and her eyes sparkling. Piltover, enraged, launches a righteous crackdown, but Caitlyn betrays them, indulging in a dose of happiness hormones. Dopamine activates her nerves, causing her to lose control on the spot. The hormones are too pure, too potent; she's left weak and hunched over, wolfing down a train-sized bento box in her small room. Noxus is astonished and secretly copies the formula, but a clumsy experiment by the beautiful heroine causes the happiness hormones to spread like a plague, ensnaring the entire nation. The Katarina sisters, however, enjoy their blissful lives. Curiously trying it out, Lux transforms into a Demacian water sprite, dragging Fiora to be her sister, enthusiastically recommending Sona, and then, under the bright sunshine, pulling her underwater—"You're next!" Freljord unified the frozen plains, the three sisters united to fight the demons. Their combined strength was unbreakable, but unfortunately, Faen's power was too great, and they temporarily retreated, suffering a crushing defeat and forced to sacrifice everything. Ionia used gentleness to overcome strength; Venerable Karma sacrificed herself to the tiger. Irelia, disbelieving her brother's actions, fought a fierce battle that overwhelmed the seven armies, leaving them weak and powerless, yet still proclaiming their invincibility… (Word limit applies). ————————The Zaun arc includes some political development elements; the ending of the Zaun arc transitions to a pure harem fantasy adventure.

As long as there is love, it is not impossible to be human.

You are my wings, but I have many other wings!

Let me bear the pain of Shura Field alone, so that the Ninja World will no longer be Shura Field, so that the Ninja World can be peaceful!

This is my cactus ninja—Uzumaki Naruto!

[Godslayer + Role-Playing + River God + Conceptual God + Comedian + Scene-Stealing + Semi-Invincible + Emotionally Stable Jerk]

He Fan transmigrated to the world of Godslayer.

The bad news is that they encountered a masked man and almost got killed.

The good news is that he awakened the [God-Level Role-Playing System].

At the start, I played the role of the "River God".

By achieving a certain percentage in the role-playing process, one can acquire some of the abilities of the "River God".

He Fan, an actor by training, instantly got into character and frantically stole the spotlight from the lead actor.

[Current Role: River God]

[The Inherent Deities: Gods Who Control Rivers]

[1% Ability: Spell - Accumulated Water]

[5% Ability: Divine Ruins - Gold, Silver, X. Who knows what you might find when you pull something out of the river?]

[10% Ability: Conceptual Divine Power - River. What you deem reasonable, is from the river.]

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