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The story of a young man named Su Yun, who was once a captain and wanted to change the tragedy. However, he found that even if he traveled through time, he could not do it, so he decided to implement a plan called [Suicide], ascend to the throne of God, change everything, and reincarnate until he can balance the scales of [Order], create a miracle, and let those girls live the life they once longed for.

The first rule of the Bai family's scumbag rules: Never be hypocritical; always reciprocate with sincerity. A wolf's heart will only earn you a dog's lungs. The second rule: Always take the initiative and never be a simp. In ancient times, ancestors would knock out passing girls, carry them home, and have countless descendants, while the honest neighbor who diligently helped with the farm every day was childless. ...This is the story of a scumbag living in a crossover anime world. By the way, are mentally challenged demons protected by law?

(Originally also known as Honkai Impact 3rd: My Perfect Life Simulation System)

Alicia: "Oh, Xiaochen, you are so cute. This pink skirt must suit you very well! Oh, don't run~"

Mei Lei: "Su Chen, I am willing to fall into darkness in exchange for you returning to the light, just like you once saved me."

Xilin: "Brother, you said you would stay with me forever. This time I won't let you leave my side again."

Lin Zhaoyu: "Big Brother, do you remember that you still owe me a promise? I am willing to spend my life with you."

The Herrster of Knowledge: "Traitor, come and take my sword!"

I've been transported to Rhodes Island as a doctor, but my initial outfit seems a bit off... What's with this Fluorine Star suit? Helium Star Child Karl El, Ural Silver Wolf Bronya, Jhin the Virtuoso, Dawn Goddess Leona, Sweet Commander Katakuri, Revolutionary Army Officer Bartholomew Kuma, Shichibukai Hawkeye Mihawk, Ship's Doctor Kira Yoshikage, Oceanographer Jotaro Kujo, Madagascar Penguin Agent... Any character skin you can imagine, this system can give you... Random, once a day, no returns. The final interpretation rights belong to 'Miracle Nikki'. "My name is George, I'm 24, a PhD, single, and work at Rhodes Island Command. I work until 8 PM every day before returning to my dorm. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I go to bed at 10 PM and get a full nine hours of sleep every night. Before bed, I eat a piece of bread, three packets of seasoning, and then drink a pot of hot water. I fall asleep immediately and sleep soundly until dawn, never carrying fatigue or stress into the next day. Kal'tsit says I'm perfectly normal." "You just woke up this morning, what are you talking about in your sleep, Doctor?" "I just wanted to say, Amiya, could you please hand me a mirror so I can see what new things I've done today?"

After a close contact with the dump truck, Bai Yulin was transported to the world of Naruto.

However, he was not from the Uchiha clan, but he encountered the night of genocide.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, he obtained the "Universal Divine Eye" system.

In order to avoid the massacre of Uchiha Itachi, the filial son of the ninja world, Bai Yulin relied on the system to enter the trial space and began to practice.

Half a year later, he finally walked out of the trial space without Uchiha blood, but relied on the system to open the Sharingan.

Looking at the monsters constantly emerging around, Bai Yulin suddenly found that this style of painting was a little wrong!

The innocent female swordsman holding a long sword is called "Sword Princess", the "Nine Demon Princess" elf who can use magic...

and there is also a red-haired squinting eye who claims to be a god and insists that he join the clan.

Bai Yulin: "Clan, God... where is this?"

Loki: "Of course it's Orario!"

[Naruto][System][Blind Box][Relaxing][Ideological Transformation]

Zhou Cheng transmigrates to the Naruto world and becomes a member of the Uchiha clan, only to face the night of their massacre.

Fortunately, Zhou Cheng awakened a god-level system. As long as he activates the binding system, he can obtain a body and strength equivalent to the Sage of Six Paths.

Just as he was about to unlock "Invincible in the World", a bug occurred, causing the system to be protected by a shield with trillions of health points.

To compensate Zhou Cheng, the system generates blind boxes whenever someone attacks Zhou Cheng and causes shield damage.

The person who breaks the shield can get a reward by opening the blind box, and Zhou Cheng can also get a critical hit reward!

Thus, Zhou Cheng began his journey to break through Konoha's shield!

…

"Uchiha Sasuke opened the blind box and obtained a miniature Chakra Fruit and a Jade Sharingan."

"Uchiha Itachi opened a blind box and obtained a Fire Release Chakra Affinity Enhancement Card x1".

"Uchiha Shisui opened a blind box and obtained a Fire Release Ninjutsu Experience Pack x1".

"Kakashi Hatake opened the blind box and obtained the first volume of Icha Icha Paradise."

Might Guy opened a blind box and obtained Kaido's enhanced physique.

"Uzuki Yugao opened the blind box and obtained Zoro's swordsmanship."

Obito Uchiha: "Can it really be opened to obtain a divine object that can revive the dead?"

Uchiha Izumi: "Brother Zhou Cheng, I'll make you noodles tonight, please give me another chance to break your shield!"

Kurenai Yuhi: "Asuma, focus on your cultivation from now on and don't come to see me. I'm afraid Zhou Cheng will misunderstand!"

Tsunade: "Zhou Cheng, I need your help with my cultivation!"

Mitarashi Anko: "Zhou Cheng, I'm going to have you as my man!"

My name is Joaquin Cho, 29 years old. I live in an abandoned factory in the northeast of Gotham City, unmarried.

I have never been to school, and every day I have to beat up the troublemakers from Arkham with Black Canary before I can go home.

I don't smoke, and the only drink I drink is the Lazarus Pond wine brewed by Talia for me.

I go to bed at 11 o'clock at night, and sometimes I don't sleep for several months when I have a mission.

Before going to bed, I must drink a glass of warm milk, and then let Raven confirm that there are no evil spirits haunting me, go to bed, and fall asleep immediately. I sleep until dawn, and never leave fatigue and stress until the next day.

The doctor said that I am normal, although the doctor's name is Harley Quinn.

I have no extravagant demands, I just hope to live "peacefully".

If I must fight, I will not lose to anyone.

- In front of the throne of Apokolips, Joaquin Cho stepped on Darkseid and said so.

[Multiple female leads] [Slightly brainless] [Fun]

(This book has undergone several major revisions, so most of the targeted negative reviews can be ignored.)

I unexpectedly found myself transported to the Starry Sky Railway, experienced the hardships of being a corporate slave, and met Aha, a street hustler in the Starry Sky Railway world. I don't want to admit that I was happy.

But what can you do when someone has their eye on you? You can only follow along and do pleasurable things. But please don't get the cause and effect wrong. It's because Aha has his eye on you that you start having pleasurable things, not because your mind is full of pleasure and you've been targeted.

Now that I have the ability to implement the ideas in my mind, I realize that the original sad ending was not good. So I hope to add a little bit of dramatic reinterpretation to the original ending. It may become a bit childish, but at least the ending is better, right?

Before this, I liked to share that every world has its own unique local products.

Belleberg has a giant mecha to play with; you can use it to scare the train crew!

Luofu has fermented mung bean juice; you can sneak it onto the train and share it with everyone!

Pinocchio... has 500,000 sleeping banana monkey plush toys, so... let's get Seele too.

A side note

Because Aha is a street urchin, I was helpless when he inexplicably wandered off to other places. It's all Aha's fault.

However, since there was no currency on Earth, I used the fastest way to make money: I asked for a small amount of money by claiming that Lao Yang had been kidnapped.

Therefore, it's not my fault that Lao Yang got hit by Tesla. Lao Yang's wish was to return to Earth and see his old friends. I just gave him a push.

Because I profited from the kidnapping, when my playful antics caused the train to crash into the Teyvat continent, I chose to kidnap Fynne first to scare her...

(Purely joyful, focusing on daily life, a slow-paced plot, high-sugar, no-slasher plot, a harem of witty rants and goofballs, a hilarious story that'll make you smile.)

Chu Li thought that as a man devoted to love, a virgin who'd been single-handedly solo for 20 years, he'd have a happy ending when he met his destined partner.

But...

"Li, I know, everything now is a lie." The cook, with her EX-level housekeeping skill, glared.

"Damn Chu Li, actually... you're the most delicious~" a certain white-haired idiot said with a goofy grin.

"Chu Li, don't forget tonight's Sword Heart Jue," said the Red Kite Immortal.

"Uncle, the white-cut duck isn't tasty!" a certain fake "Three-Nothing" shuddered.

And Chu Li...

"Seven minutes of redemption, even if it's fake, I'll definitely find you again, but only if... you stop fighting! (Insane)"

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist who wants to be devoted but faces immense difficulties as he's pursued by the girls.