Lin Beifan transmigrates to a world composed of countless urban web novels, becoming a minor villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day.

With the system's capabilities and his own unconventional tactics, he messed up all the main characters and threw the timeline into chaos.

Thus, fate repeated itself, and Lin Beifan was cursed again: whatever he wished for, his enemies would receive double the reward!

Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?"

"I wish that my body temperature would stay at 36.8 degrees Celsius!"

The main character's brain burned to 73.6 degrees Celsius, and he died!

"I wish that I could sleep 12 hours a day!"

The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!

"I wish I could be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!"

The third protagonist was crushed into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound fat girl and died!

And just like that, the plot got messed up again!

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

Ye Yue is a programmer who created and designed a character. Age: 18. Height: 188cm. Appearance: 666. Strength: 666. Speed: 666. Endurance: 666. Explosiveness: 666. Stamina: 666. Charm: 9999999999999999+. Occupation: gigolo. Money: 666666666 yuan. When Ye Yue woke up that day, she found herself in a parallel world—the Chinese-speaking world. And she had become the character she created. Because of her boundless charm, countless female celebrities cried and begged to be her sugar daddy. Yang Mi pinned her against the wall, declaring domineeringly, "Ye Yue, come to my studio, I'll be your manager, I'll support you!" Jiang Shuying pinned her to the bed, saying, "Ye Yue, I love you, I want to have your baby." Dilraba climbed into her bed in the middle of the night, pushing her against her, saying, "Ye Yue, I can't love you enough anymore."

Lin Xuan transmigrated to a parallel world where novels were just becoming popular. He seized the opportunity and wrote a tomb raiding novel, which became an instant hit. However, one day, Lin Xuan was astonished to discover that the ancient tomb the archaeological team explored was exactly the same as what he found in his book! "This author is definitely a tomb raider! The porcelain, jade artifacts, and even the environment are all exactly as he described!" "So, Qingxuan was writing about his personal experience? You all insist on calling it a novel!" "Qingxuan, they found a tree with human heads in the ancient tomb, isn't that exactly the same as in your book?" "Quickly, ask a lawyer, is it illegal for me to go to ancient tombs to find inspiration?"

A supernatural ability descends from the sky, transforming a goofy tough guy into a super-strong and beautiful girl.

A relaxed urban life, where superhuman strength overcomes all obstacles; life is nothing more than drinking, eating meat, and fighting little monsters.

What? It can even bewitch the masses!

Get away from me, you damn money!

Get out of here, you damned status freaks!

Everyone in the world knows me!

The peerless beauty Wang Tiezhu!

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"Brother Zhu, you might become Superman!"

"Superman? Which Superman? Ultraman!"

"No, it's the one who wears his underwear on the outside and wanders around everywhere."

"Oh, I know, it's the one where he fights Batman, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's him."

"I've seen it. In the middle of the fight, Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, and stuff like that all showed up. But I didn't see anyone wearing underwear..."

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."

"Ms. Mengyu, thank you so much for accepting our interview." The host greeted Luo Yu warmly. "It's nothing, you can start asking whatever you want to ask." Luo Yu gestured to the host that they could begin. Host: "Let's begin then. Ms. Mengyu, this fan says your game [Honkai Impact 3] is falsely advertised; it's not a healthy, positive, and uplifting mecha battle game featuring beautiful girls at all." "Fake News!" Luo Yu stood up excitedly. Host: "Ms. Mengyu, please calm down and sit down first." "No one knows Honkai Impact 3 better than me." Luo Yu said, sitting down. Host: "But they say you're engaging in false advertising." Luo Yu: "My game doesn't have any cute girl stickers?" "..." "The game doesn't have any mecha battles?" "..." "Then why do you say my game is false advertising!" "Okay, our program is now over."

"An Eye Demon...it should be covered in eyeballs, right?" Ji Hui touched his face, only able to find two of his own eyes. An Eye Demon should be the kind of monster that terrifies even adults, right? Looking at the cashier girl's sweet smile, Ji Hui smiled back. An Eye Demon should be the kind with deformed, grotesque appearances, the kind that are indescribable, right? Looking at the perfectly normal young man in the mirror, a question mark popped into Ji Hui's head. An Eye Demon should be the kind that can shoot lasers from its eyes, or have the ability to mentally corrupt its targets, right? Looking at the group of magical girls slumped on the ground, their faces dazed, Ji Hui couldn't help but rub his chin slightly. "Something about this Eye Demon's ability is a bit off..."

Mo Ye is a transmigrator who currently works at the Tianbo Bureau. He also has a [system], but this system is extremely weak. Everyone else's system is a cheat code, making their combat power incredibly strong, while his own system is [Welcome to bind to the system. Under the system's guidance, you will reach the pinnacle of life]. Mo Ye: No, no, no, I don't want to work hard. I just want to earn a few thousand yuan a month and live a carefree life on Luofu. But the system's bonuses are all trivial. For example, what the heck is this [overgrowth]? —Fu Xuan: Why did you switch from the Heavenly Ship Bureau to the Grand Diviner Bureau? Mo Ye: Every day after get off work, I have to go to the fox spirit's house to pay extra overtime pay. (Clutching his side) —Han Ya: You really came to the Ten Kings Bureau voluntarily? Mo Ye: I just like these gloomy places, please take me in. —Jing Liu: Little brother, are you really going to follow me? Mo Ye: If I go back, someone will die. —Train Crew: It seems our exploration trip is coming to an end. Who is that? Mo Ye, chased by a group of women: I want to get on the train, I want to go on the exploration with you, help!

Cao Yu, following the Valentine's Day trend, decided to have a romantic chat with his goddess that evening. Unexpectedly, he was transported to the world of Detective Conan and accused of being the real culprit in a case—a fate worse than Dou E's (a legendary injustice in Chinese history). That very night, while awaiting trial in detention, Cao Yu awakened the Five-Star Good Citizen Achievement System, gaining the initial reward of the Bomb-Bomb Fruit ability and successfully escaping. With the unlocking of new achievements, he also fused with the Wolf Brother card. To make money and find a scapegoat, Cao Yu accepted Gin's invitation to join the Black Organization, thus embarking on a one-way journey of playing with bombs. Vermouth: See that? That's my man! Yukiko: Believe it or not, Cao Yu and I are just friends. Ran Mouri: Shinichi, don't call me anymore, I'm afraid Cao Yu will misunderstand. Gin: If you have the means, what's wrong with being arrogant? Shuichi Akai: That's the only target I can't hit. Cao Yu: Building a career is important, but I have to take care of many delicate women. It's not that I'm lustful, but I can't escape these romantic entanglements. Become a lackey? Ha! I am the king of the Detective Conan world!