The first rule of the Bai family's scumbag rules: Never be hypocritical; always reciprocate with sincerity. A wolf's heart will only earn you a dog's lungs. The second rule: Always take the initiative and never be a simp. In ancient times, ancestors would knock out passing girls, carry them home, and have countless descendants, while the honest neighbor who diligently helped with the farm every day was childless. ...This is the story of a scumbag living in a crossover anime world. By the way, are mentally challenged demons protected by law?

He arrived in the world of Detective Conan and became a loan shark, a profession inherited from his family. Money lent out would be doubled if he personally collected it back, and the system would reclaim the entire amount if the borrower couldn't repay. And if they really couldn't repay, he could always use something to settle the debt. Thus began his leisurely life.

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

…

Lin Ye's confession failed, triggering the 'Super Dimensional Character Identity System'. On the surface, he's an ordinary student at school. Secretly, however, he possesses an identity known to everyone in the world: Pokémon Master, Giant of Light, Gundam Pilot, Top-Grade Chef, Prince of Tennis. "I confessed." "But none of them accepted." Then, several inboxes associated with his [Character Identity] chimed with notifications. Yukinoshita: There's a cat and dog show next week; I bought an extra ticket. Kasumigaoka: My new book is stuck in a rut; I'll come to the hotel tonight to help. Sora Ginko: Father [Leaf Reincarnation]

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

Ren Anhe: Ship equipment is not something so inconvenient! Prinz Eugen: Is this your reason for creating so much advanced technology? Observer: Is this your reason for having ship girls that can tear apart Sirens? Hermes: My turn! Centaur: Formidable senior! Glorious senior! Please lend me your power! Yorktown: My Hermes and Dumpling have been modified so strangely by you. Essex: Actually, they're very useful... All ship girls: Shut up, you broken-up dumpling! In short, this is a lighthearted and enjoyable story about a commander with advanced technology and his ship girls.

The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?

Tokyo. Inside an apartment. A handsome young man stood silently before the bathroom mirror. Not long ago, inexplicable memories flooded back. Now, he had completely absorbed them, realizing he was no longer in the same world. There were no more dump trucks, no more divine favor.

(Daily anime) Yuu Amemiya travels to the world of the second dimension. He has a childhood sweetheart named Yukinoshita Yukino, and also encounters the "hardworking beauties of the second dimension." Thinking he lacks a system, he simply hopes to earn more money and find love. It wasn't until his 16th birthday that his cheat code unlocked. It seemed like a simple skill panel to grind, but as his skill levels climbed, he gradually realized something was amiss. [Your (Fitness) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Steel Body).] [Your (Cooking) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Drugging).] [Your (Teaching) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Hypnosis).] Watching his [Jumping] ability upgrade to [Flight], Yuu Amemiya feels like he could use a hairspray gun to add some color to his daily life. (Also known as "Yukino's Love Offensive and Defense," this is a daily romance story, written for the author's own enjoyment. Readers who don't like this genre can skip reading.)