LOL Time Travel Diary
"My name is Su Mo."
"When I woke up, I became EDG's substitute top laner."
"Coach Abu actually told me to get on the court quickly."
"There's a match to play right after arriving, goody-goody!"
"It turns out that it's the S7 Spring Playoffs now, EDG and RNG are competing for a spot in the finals, and the current score is 1:2."
"Fuck, that old jerk A Guang is pretending to be sick in a life-or-death situation and wants me to take the blame!"
"I'm going to start!"
"Wait, here comes the golden finger, it's called 'Torture System'."
"You can get rewards by torturing your opponents or teammates?"
"Let's go all out!"
"I ignored the coach's instructions and played Old Man Time in the top lane."
Coach's Diary
"I'm Abu."
"That day against RNG, A Guang was so beaten that he became withdrawn, so Su Mo had to deal with it."
"He forced a top lane pick. I'm going to give him a good beating after the fight... Wait... Letme's defense was broken?"
"He picked Karma top again, so I have to fire him now... No... Did he win again?"
"If you take a soldier, you will be bombed... Thane's Thane... It's over. He has brainwashed me."
"Things are getting out of control. He said he wants to play the fasting Alchemist and the death-suicide Sion..."
"His style of play is so torturous!"
"The entire internet is furious, calling him a 'beast,' and maybe they're right!"
"No, he started bullying his teammates. Even the factory manager was called Yuyu... If you scold the factory manager, you can't scold the coach~"
"I was struggling every day over whether to fire him...but...EDG actually won the championship."
"Beast... No, Brother Mo is awesome!"
When Uchiha Yoichi traveled through time, the style of the ninja world became distorted.
[Picking the sheep with ease]: When in contact with others, randomly take away an item from the other person's body.
Tsunade: Where are my clothes? Why did the shoulder disappear after being put on it?
[Two-way perspective]: Nothing can block your sight, but when you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you.
Uchiha Mikoto: Have I awakened my Byakugan? Why can I see Yang Yijun's...
[Dance Invitation]: After the BGM sounds, you have an opportunity to initiate a dance. The other party cannot refuse. The winner can randomly get an item from the other party.
Uchiha Madara: Bastard, the dance I am talking about is not a fighting dance, and where is my samsara eye?
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Uchiha Yoichi: Let me reiterate, it is the ability that is abnormal, and it has nothing to do with the user. I am a serious person!
Suddenly, a beautiful silver-haired girl appeared before him. She said he'd awakened the ability to "slip," and she wanted to take him away and protect him. She also wanted him to transfer to Hoshi no Kai Academy. Wait, isn't this silver-haired girl Nao Tomori? Aren't there more than just Kaguya-sama: Love is War, Quintessential Quintuplets, and Charlotte here? ... Fortunately, he's no pushover. His abilities aren't limited to the one he got from "In Another World with My Smartphone"—slipping—but he also has abilities from "Cooking Master Boy" and "K"... (Are daily battles 50-50? Quintessential Quintuplets and Kaguya have everything. Conan's behind-the-scenes boss is exactly as some experts had guessed. I'm impressed!)
Vibranium straight guys never pick up girls, it’s the girls who choose me!
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "I say, Gokawa, you don't have any friends, do you?" Gokawa Shidou: "But I have a lot of Pokémon!" Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Shidou-kun, go on a date with me!" Gokawa Shidou: "Sorry! I have a girlfriend, there's no place for you, senior..." Eriri: "I heard you're writing a novel, it's not impossible for me to help you draw illustrations..." Gokawa Shidou: "No need! Nia can do it for me!" Yukinoshita Yukino: "Aren't cats cute!" Gokawa Shidou: "I prefer *, especially origami-like ones." Nakano Satsuki: "I... I'm a big eater!" Gokawa Shidou: "How about competing with Tohka?"
After crossing into the world of Doraemon, he became Nobita.
With an invincible treasure bag, the life of a primary school student is simply boring.
I am preparing to let Shizuka grow up as soon as possible, so that she can marry and go home as a daughter-in-law.
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Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: “The sun is about to explode! Who will help me if I give out 200 points~”
“Enlarge the flashlight, shrink the Earth, or shrink the sun and throw it away~”
The richest man, Iron Man: “There’s a purple potato monster who wants to kill half of the universe! I’ll give out all my wealth! Come and help!”
“Time stopper! You can stop the time in the entire universe, and you will kill him again! Perfect!”
“Well, is the time stopper used to kill people?”
“Can you lend me this thing?”
“I have a bold idea!”
“+1”
I am Sirin, the Herrscher of the Void, the top henchman of the Honkai, a heartless transmigrator, and a powerful figure with a system. I descended from the heavens, crowned in the name of God. I sound the horn of conquest with thunder, transform the winds of desire into blades, ignite the sacred flame of the FFFF group, and grant all beings an equal death. How could someone as powerful as me possibly fail?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha—Cecilia: "Ora—!" World Progress: Second Honkai Impact—Akame ga Kill!—Date A Live—Black Bullet—The Growth Journey of a Slime Reincarnated in Another World as a Pleasure Criminal.
[Novels are only for fun, don't take it too far]
A harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the virtual world.
But this dream is also banned in this world.
Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...
"Stop, stop, harem-oriented works!"
"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in real life?"
"...If you write about harem, I will report you in a minute!"
Harem party is hated by everyone everywhere.
"Harem party is not worthy of reading books, right?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
No...
I absolutely cannot just give in and admit defeat, I absolutely cannot lose to such an unreasonable world!
Kamiya Usa traveled through time by accident and became a servant of the devil. In order to make money and survive, Kamiya Usa opened a coffee shop and was keen on helping customers solve their relationship problems. Katsura Kotonoha: My boyfriend has been getting close to someone of the opposite sex recently, what should I do? Kamiya Usa: Break up. Kasumigaoka Utaha: The junior I care about seems to like someone else. Kamiya Usa: Then leave him! Don't disturb his life. Kisaki Eri: My husband is dating another woman again. Kamiya Usa: Divorce! Aoyama Nanami: Manager, is this how you solve other people's relationship problems? Kamiya Usa: If the relationship is gone, the relationship problems will naturally disappear.
Hello, I want to interview you about your views on 'Yukinoka Fuchi'.
Kasumigaoka Utaha: Obviously I was here first... I taught him the details, but he used them to pamper others
. Eriri: It would have been better if I hadn't said one thing and meant another.
Yukinoshita Yukino: He is a ray of light in my life, I could have endured the darkness if I had never met him.
Yukinoshita Haruno: The bastard who ran away after sleeping with me.
Hoshino Ai: My only true love, my white moonlight.
What is your relationship with him? - Ex-girlfriend
Sora Ginko: Ha, just a stealing cat.
Kato Megumi: Just a stealing cat
. Sagiri, Shinomiya Kaguya, Kirisu Mafuyu: A stealing cat!