"Naruto Uzumaki!!! Why has everyone hated you since you were a child?"

Why does he always seem to erupt when he's in dire straits?

"Why can't I even walk on water when my chakra control is quite good?"

The Nine-Tailed Buddha threw his head back and laughed loudly: "There's only one answer—"

"So you are me! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago, the Jinchūriki of the strongest Tailed Beast, Kurama! Hahahaha!"

(Single female protagonist, the system is the female protagonist, the female protagonist is: arrogant + sharp tongue + honest, myth revival, prehistoric, sweet story)

"Fuck? I'm dead? I was playing a game in the middle of the night and died suddenly?"

[Ding! That's right, so follow me to Salem and travel through time. ]

"Is it so sudden? Or let me prepare."

[You can go or not, I don't have time to waste with you! ]

Two concise conversations, an 18-year-old confused boy opened his eyes again.

[Ding! Please ask if you want to bind... Forget it, the binding is successful! ]

[Congratulations to the host for binding the Gods Strategy System. The world you are currently in... Oh, it's so annoying, you can find out by yourself. Anyway, I am a strategy system. Find someone to attack, get love points, exchange props with me, sit on the harem of three thousand beauties, and reach the peak of life! 】

"Gods capture system? What does that mean? Capture gods?"

[Yes, the host's world currently has female gods: Athena, Freya, Amaterasu, etc., but considering the difficulty of capturing the target, it is recommended to find an ordinary person to capture first, and then capture the god according to the situation after obtaining a certain amount of love and props. 】

[Why are there so many trivial things? I met a weirdo like you for the first time as a system. Hurry up and choose! 】

"Are there any restrictions on the target to be captured?"

[No! Anyone who can talk, even gods are fine! Hurry up and choose your target! 】

"Then I will capture you."

[Huh? 】

"I want to capture you."

[Detected that the host has selected a capture target, please start your capture. 】

[Asshole! Why are you capturing me? ! 】

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.

"Since you have rescued Xier from endless despair, then you must never, ever leave my side."

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"Mr. Assassin, I heard that you have some unspeakable relationship with Miss Yuexia?"

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"Is it delicious? Today everything is made according to your taste."

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This is a story about a newbie who traveled to Bengbengbeng's warehouse with Bengbeng. This is a crazy world.

Here, Lao Yang turned into a girl, Otto also turned into a girl, and the latter was hit by a club with a steel bar picked up from the construction site. Ugly newbie...

As a perfectly healthy high school boy, Sakuta discovers he's been chosen by a puberty syndrome. His symptoms are rather unique; he can enter the light novels he's read and complete special tasks to earn rewards. Is this for real? He immediately reaches into the merit-based classroom. [Confessing to the villainous female supporting character Kikyo Kushida in front of the heroines Karuizawa Megumi and Ichinose will earn him the "Ashore Illustrator" skill.][Grabbing Shiina Hiyori's twin tails from the bushes will earn him the demon sword Murasame.][Taking revenge on Sakayanagi Arisu for stealing your dog, sharing her gaze while watching a pink app for 2 hours will earn you…] "Hey, Futaba, don't look at me like I'm dirty." "This is a mission, not my XP!"

[Western fantasy + funny + brand new ideas + multiple female protagonists] From teaching the barbaric goblins how to chase girls to leading the tribe towards civilization;

Please believe me, the story will become more and more interesting! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧No dog-licking behavior

When urban office worker Yang Hao woke up to find himself transformed into a green-skinned, fanged goblin leader, his first reaction was, "WTF??? Everyone else who traveled through time became a handsome hero, a prince, or a duke, but how come I've become the lowest of the low?"

But this was only the beginning of his suffering!

As a modern man with morals, he must face the goblin brothers in the tribe who only know how to plunder and reproduce.

"You can't arrest women anymore!"

"Huh? Then how do we reproduce?"

"That... uh... I don't know either!"

When a goblin falls in love with a human, how far can this interracial love go?

"Chief, I've fallen in love with a human girl!"

"That's great! Does she like you?"

"I don't know. She saw me and screamed and ran away..."

From teaching goblins how to chase girls to leading the tribe towards civilization; from developing secret spices to saving villagers abducted by the imperial army; from solving racial discrimination to dealing with his own complex emotions...

Who says goblins can't change the world?

Hikigaya Hachiman, the ultimate loner, only desires a quiet and uneventful school life. Is it too much to ask for everyone to stop causing chaos and focus on their studies? And please, stop trying to drag me into your problems!

What does a train's cab look like? A young man escaping fate encounters the crashed Starry Sky Train? Possessing the power to reveal destiny, yet preferring to remain low-key? The true identity of the Black Tower lies within... Ester's "best friend"... Silver Wolf and Kafka's secret contact... Clara, hurry up and put on those Beloberg specialty black stockings! Hook sabotages me again and I'll spank you! Natasha, here's some high-end medicine. Just look at the reward... The stars are scumbags, but Ah Heng! He can be downright scumbags! The secret adventure of a boy blessed (or cursed) by multiple star gods, a train, and Pam begins!