[Characters appearing include characters from Honkai Impact 3rd, Star Iron, Grand Blue, Oregairu, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, and Saekano... as well as some heroines whose origins are unclear. I won't cite their sources; those who like these series will understand.]

Don't worry, it's not some cuckolded turtle.

Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

What? Zhang Wuji abandoned you on your wedding night to find Zhao Min? No problem, I can help you get revenge! As long as you, Zhou Zhiruo, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you can go and take revenge on Zhao Min! Murong Fu is only thinking about restoring his kingdom, ignoring your feelings? No problem, I can make him stop thinking about restoring his kingdom! As long as you, Wang Yuyan, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you can control your cousin! Everyone says you're a ruthless female demon? You want to see Lu Zhanyuan? OK, I can let you see Lu Zhanyuan! As long as you, Li Mochou, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you will possess unparalleled power! Of course, all of this is just me lying to you. Once you drink the Demon King's blood, hehehe… I am the Demon King, I speak for myself, the more I enslave, the stronger I become!

What are Joan of Arc's three good points? Kindness, ignorance, and easy to seduce. Whether it's Black Joan, White Joan, Young Joan, Blue Joan, Red Joan, or whatever Joan of Arc is, they're all mine! What? You say there's no Red Joan or Blue Joan? They just look the same, so it's fine.

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

A teenager finds himself in the Marvel World with the Dragon Balls, and has to find a way to survive!

Shenron: “Say your wish! Any wish can be granted, but you only get one…”

Teenager: “Any wish could be granted?”

Shenron: “Of course!”

“Great!”

Teenager: “Shenron, please get me out of the Marvel World; return me to my original world!”

Shenron: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that…”

“….”

Teenager: “What? What were you bragging about then, saying you can grant any wish?”

Shenron: “Your body is from this world, therefore….”

“….”

Teenager: “Okay, then give me the power of a Super Saiyan! I want be able to beat Thor and Hulk, surpass Captain America and Iron Man!”

Shenron: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that…”

Teenager: “Worthless dragon! What can you do?”

Shenron: “I can…”

After waking up from a dream, I discovered I'd traveled through time to a world entirely comprised of the anime. Many of the anime classics from my past life were missing here. There was Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was beginning to conceive a novel; there was Yukinoshita Yukino, the unsociable and sharp-tongued woman who wanted to become the head of the service club; and there was the pet girl, Shiina Mashiro...

Arriving in such a wonderful world, he thought he would start a new life leisurely and lie down, but he did not expect that the happiness of a time traveler was beyond the imagination of others.

Otto, the youngest son of the Bishop of Destiny, could have lived a life of idleness and complacency.

But when he opened his eyes, he was transported to a world more than 500 years in the future.

However, he discovered that his household registration book only had one page left, making him not only an orphan but also the Bishop of Destiny.

He will embark on a different story.

Rita: I'll stake my life on being the strongest maid and I absolutely will not let that donkey get close to His Holiness the Bishop.

Yae Sakura: Kallen? My lord, you jest. Kallen and I are just friends. And, Miss Rita, those are fox ears.

Seele: Is this Bronya's seat? It's so nice to sit here.

Bronya: Your Excellency, please stay away from Seele. Your thighs are Bronya's place.

Kiana/True Kiana: You're not allowed to kiss me with the same lips you used to kiss her!

Cecilia: Oh dear, you're very welcome. If you're tired, please rest your head on my lap.

Fu Hua: If it were you now, could you accompany me for the rest of my life?

Aoba traveled through the world of souman and became the owner of a izakaya.

He originally wanted to run the izakaya and relax, but he didn't expect that all the people who came to the izakaya were guys who were greedy for his body!

This is an izakaya, not a sex shop!!!

Kamishiro Rize: Hehe, the store manager's food tastes amazing!!!

Erina Nakiri: Store...Manager! I, I want more!!!

Kasumigaoka Utaha: It hurts so much... Only a kiss from the store manager can make it better!

Busujima Saeko: As the eldest wife, I will not put my husband in a difficult position!

Aoba: No, don’t come over here!!!

Li Zihan always felt that his life was quite miserable. As a time traveler living in the Moon World, he had no artifacts, no fantasy bloodline, and his grandfather was a disabled apprentice wholesaler. If he wanted to make a name for himself, he had to rely on himself. "It would be great if I could start a new life." Li Zihan, who had decided to be self-reliant, said this casually after formulating a comeback plan. Then he traveled through time again. The answer is Theresa is the best in the world (silly)