First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
Hikigaya Hachiman, the ultimate loner, only desires a quiet and uneventful school life. Is it too much to ask for everyone to stop causing chaos and focus on their studies? And please, stop trying to drag me into your problems!
Bad news: Hikigaya was hit by a car on his way to school. Good news: He's traveled through time and returned to elementary school six years ago. Hikigaya decided to skip six years of detours and immediately became a lone ranger! However, upon arriving at class, he's surprised to see a few unfamiliar faces—Ijichi Nijika: Didn't Hikigaya-san promise to be a lifelong friend? Ichinose Motoyo: If Hikigaya-san hadn't been there, wow! Yanami Kyouna: I miss you every day when you're gone. "No, we're only in elementary school, why are you so heavy?" Included works: "Lonely Rock," "A Silent Voice," "Mygo," "Borrowing Girlfriend"...
Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"
Breaking news: Tokyo's famous young entrepreneur Hikigaya Hachiman is rumored to have an affair, casting a shadow on his company's upcoming cooperation with a multinational group.
The suspected cheating targets include pet sitter Yuigahama Yui, Kyoto TV anchor Isshi Iroha, famous model Kawasaki Saki, female college student Tsurumi Rumi, etc.
There are even rumors that older female teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka (40 years old and unmarried), his wife Yukinoshita Yukino's sister Yukinoshita Haruno, underage girl Kawasaki Kyoka, and tennis player Totsuka Ayaka (male) have also been involved.
In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students.
“My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!”
“what!!!”
When your favorite character comes into reality.
Che: Do you know how much harm this will cause to a child?
Kiana: ...So, this is why you wrote me as your wife? It's fine if you just wrote me as your wife, but you also want a harem? I'll let you have a harem!
Mei: Hehe~
Mei sat there wiping the sword and looking at Che "gently".
With their arrival, Dang Che stepped into their world.
"I've been here, I've seen it, I'm here to change this imperfect story... Ai Li, stop pulling my ears... X﹏X"
Every human has their Personal Jewel of power, when awakened it can either be an Elemental Jewel or Physical Jewel. They circle the right and left wrists like bracelets of power.
Heavenly Jewels are like the twins born, meaning when both Elemental and Physical Jewels are Awakened for the same person, the pair is known as Heavenly Jewels.
Those who have the Physical Jewels are known as Physical Jewel Masters, those with Elemental Jewels are Elemental Jewel Masters, and those who train with Heavenly Jewels are naturally called Heavenly Jewel Masters.
Heavenly Jewel Masters have a highest level of 12 pairs of jewels, as such their training progress is known as Heavenly Jewels 12 Changes.
Our MC here is an archer who has such a pair of Heavenly Jewels.
[Novels are only for fun, don't take it too far]
A harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the virtual world.
But this dream is also banned in this world.
Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...
"Stop, stop, harem-oriented works!"
"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in real life?"
"...If you write about harem, I will report you in a minute!"
Harem party is hated by everyone everywhere.
"Harem party is not worthy of reading books, right?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
No...
I absolutely cannot just give in and admit defeat, I absolutely cannot lose to such an unreasonable world!
As a hardcore Torena, Bai Li only wanted to complete all the achievements. When he had completed almost all the achievements, the three goddesses appeared in front of him and showed him the requirements for completing the last achievement - [Master of the Heavy Horse Farm: Lived for three years in Central Tresen Academy. ]
Looking at his own characteristics - [Horse Mint], [Innate ○○○ Holy Body]...
As a hardcore Torena, this is exactly the difficulty he wants to challenge!
"Hehe, look at me clearing the level completely in one go!"
Three years later, the Emperor's Chamber -
"Sigh, can we reconcile?"
"Gua, don't weigh its teeth!"
"Save my teeth, three goddesses!"