After traveling through Soi-Fong, he was infected with the Hollow Poison. If he didn't use Bankai, he would die.

But:

[Mission: Become the captain]

[Restriction: Until you become the captain, you can't use Bankai (Note: Forcing Bankai will fail and cause explosion)]

[Rewards: 1. Recast the Zanpakutō "Snake Bee" and adjust its ability; 2. Master Bankai. ]

Soi-Fong: I want to be the captain.

Yamamoto: You have to learn Bankai first.

Soi-Fong: I won't be able to use Bankai until I become the captain!

Yamamoto: Then learn Bankai first and then become the captain!

Soi-Fong (throwing a chair and roaring): I already said I can't use Bankai until I become the captain!

Yamamoto (sticking his head out and cursing): Then go! Learn! Damn! Bankai!!

Soi-Fong: Yamamoto! Fuck you Sage!!

Soi-Fong: No, I have to think of a way, otherwise I'm going to die.

The next day.

Yamamoto: This is a captain's meeting, what are you doing here?

Soi-Fong: Captain of the 11th Division, Kenpachi the Hornet! A dignified person!

He's the Honorary Chairman of the Shinigami Women's Association.

He's the owner of the Yorozuya Shop in District 38 of West Ryuhun Street, handling everything from Hollow-killing to tracking down people.

10% off for women, 20% off for female Shinigami, 30% off for female officers, 40% off for female vice-captains, and 50% off for female captains... everything!

...

"Unohana Retsu's favorability +1, and 1500 experience points."

Duanmu: "That much!?"

When the Blacklight Virus came to the One Punch World and had a chat group.

Group leader Zhao Zheng: "Brother Corpse Little King Kong is nothing. I rely on the Bald Big Devil to become a god-level disaster! Tornado on the left! Blizzard on the right!"

Qilin from Super Seminary: "The Taotie and demons who slaughtered the people on Earth were being called names by the group leader. I heard they even tasted like chicken?"

Uzumaki Naruto of the Ninja World: "What are aliens? The tailed beasts and Otsutsuki here have been eaten by the group leader."

Adventures of Xiaoyu: "Eight demons, twelve spells, and nine ghost masks are all nutrients for the group leader!"

Demon Slayer Nezuko: "They say that demons eat people and make people afraid, but the group leader makes demons afraid and eats them!"

Dagu: "The monsters here have almost been eaten."

Ye Hei: "What's your side? In my restricted area, everyone who tried to start a dark turmoil was eaten up by the group leader, and it became the dark turmoil of the restricted area!"

Naruto, Super God, Jackie Chan Adventures, Armor, One Piece, Demon Slayer, Dragon Maid, Valkyrie, Dragon Ball, Marvel, DC, Ultraman, Covering the Sky, Perfect...

…

Many years later, thanks to the chat group of all heavens and worlds, Zhao Zheng became the most powerful and supreme being in the heavens amid the cheers of his group members who were the most benevolent, kind, supreme and powerful!

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.

The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.

Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—

what, there's a star core in this damn place?

Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.

"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."

Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!

But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.

Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know

I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!

And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.

And...

"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."

The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.

On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.

"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."

Su Zhe was knocked away and accidentally crashed into the Black Tide battlefield of Omfalos.

Then, the next ones to appear will be: Heart of Steel, Triphase, and Dog Head of the Creator Demon.

Life and death, the cycle never ends; I stack Q, you wait for death.

Cerydra: "Ahhh, I must abolish the hand-kissing and foot-kissing ritual!"

Alicia pointed at the room full of Valkyries and said, "Zhe, I stole these wings for you~"

Mei Raiden: "Zhe has no strength left, Kiana, come and push him."

Da Xilian: "I can add time."

Chang Yeyue: "As promised, I have surrendered."

Jing Liu: "Traitor, you want to fight me with swords again?"

Yixuan: "Zhe is my disciple. Come back with me. Senior Sister Fufu is still waiting for you."

Fu Nina: "I dare not speak in Fu Fu **."

As hero, skin, equipment and other card templates continue to light up, Su Zhe has more and more wives around him, and the virtual universe company is also...

Kiana discovered that everyone in Saint Freya seemed to be acting strangely recently.

Mei secretly pulled her to the rooftop.

Mei: "Kiana, after going through so much, I have always been holding everyone back. I don't want to be unable to do anything during the next crisis and still be so cowardly and powerless. I want to make myself stronger!"

Kiana: "Mei..."

Mei: "So Kiana... can you lend me the Qi room?"

Kiana: ???

Bronya secretly pulled her into the room.

Bronya: "Kiana, Seele is still waiting for Bronya in the Quantum Sea. I once swore that no matter what happens, I must rescue Seele. Please, Kiana, Bronya wants to become stronger. Bronya has something she must accomplish!"

Bronya: "So Kiana... can you lend me the Qi room?"

Kiana: “???”

Bianca dragged her to the training ground openly.

Bianca: "Are you the new Valkyrie, Kiana? I'm Bianca Yulandel Atajina. Would you like to spar with me?"

There's no need to win or lose, I just want to know why he values ​​and favors you so much and treats you so specially.

Kiana: “???????”

What on earth do you want to do!!!

(The plot includes Honkai Impact 3, Zero Zone, Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd, and Honkai Impact 3rd, which will also be written later. The plot of Genshin Impact will depend on the situation.)

[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]

Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.

Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan

The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.

Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose

......

Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.

“Hello everyone, I am the God of Cookery. A few days ago, “The Spirit of Medicine King” was on fire. After watching it, the Emperor of Heaven wondered all day about how I applied the medicine to his concubine’s dishes?”

“Hello everyone, I’m the Lucky Boy. A few days ago, the Lord of Wealth in my family watched “The Fairy Girl Ilya”, and he hasn’t gone out to throw coins these days. What should I do when I’m done?”

“Hello everyone, I’m still the God of Cookery, and I’m dying! The Emperor actually saw the “God of Cookery” comic! Now his eyes are getting more and more wrong when he sees me, will he knock me out of the mortal world to do peeing? Urgent! Wait online!”

“Hello everyone, I’m the judge of the prefecture, yes, the one in charge of the life and death book, the king of my family watched “A small book falling from the sky” a few days ago, and recently I always wanted to add a BUFF to my head. Is it too late to hand the book to him? Urgent! Online djskdfhkjsdhfkjdksl”

(new book seeking collection and recommendation)

Queen Medusa: "Who are you?" Wu Tian: "My name is Wu Tian, ​​and I am the guardian spirit of the Snake-People Queens for generations!" Queen Medusa: "Then how did you get in?" Wu Tian: "Whoosh—like a rocket, I came in!"