System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”
Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”
System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the
pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”
Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”
This is a fanfiction of Rimuru and a pseudo-fanfiction of Ainz Ooal Gown. Lin Ming, possessing the Nazarick Great Tomb system, is summoned by people from another world. In Rimuru's world, he summons Albedo, Demiurge, and others one by one, and establishes a dynasty two years ahead of schedule in the eastern part of the Jura Forest. When Rimuru establishes the Demon Kingdom Federation in the western part of the forest, he discovers that his older brother is actually incredibly powerful. Thus, the story of the older brother and his younger sister... no, his younger brother, begins! What kind of interesting stories will unfold when two Demiurges appear at the same time? What strange sparks will fly between Shalltear and Luminas, both true vampires? The early part of the story is a slow-paced, hellish development for the protagonist, so please be patient.
Takeshi Ishikawa traveled to the Conan world and became a member of the organization Bacardi!
But he was found to be a traitor by Gin and was purged!
When he was dying, he awakened the system, turned into a succubus, and was adopted by Eri Kisaki!
After becoming a succubus, in order to accumulate energy and destroy the organization,
Takeshi Ishikawa punched in various scenes, circling between the ladies and girls, and gained abilities!
But, imported sugar! Pear God fell! Bumped into people with a ball! Riding a big horse! ...
What kind of abilities are these?
Can this system still be good?
...
As Takeshi Ishikawa kept punching in, the plot was constantly collapsing!
Eri Kisaki: "Takeshi is only eight years old. It's not safe to take a bath alone. Let me help you!"
Yukiko: "Takeshi, you will definitely miss your mother when you sleep alone. Sister will sleep with you!"
Xiaolan: "What Conan, I'm not familiar with it. I only like Takeshi!"
Xiaoai: "Here, I'll give you imported sugar!"
Sister Bei: "Wuwuwu, I was here first!"
He transmigrated into a world primarily based on Detective Conan, a fusion of various anime and manga. He was also linked to a yoga studio; after each yoga class, he could draw cards to win all sorts of treasures! The studio owner would receive a hundredfold return! So, Lin Mufeng went on a killing spree! Lin Mufeng: If you behave well, I might consider letting you draw an extra card. Eri Kisaki: Can yoga make my tongue more flexible? Ran Mouri: Why did you close the yoga studio when you and my mom did it? Sonoko Suzuki: If you let me practice yoga, I'm willing to give you all my money, and even myself! Vermouth: Don't talk, come in! Yukiko Kudo: Can I wear black stockings for stretching? Ai Haibara: Will my flexibility really increase after I transform? ...Watching one familiar face after another lining up to come to the yoga studio, Chen Mo fell into deep thought. Who should he take to yoga today?
[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”
When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.
Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.
Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.
As a pure-blooded dragon that is extremely rare but powerful and one of the three strongest species in the box garden, Su Nian has this lofty ideal.
That is to establish your own group of gods and create your own mythology.
But I don’t know why, this process is always full of surprises...
Boshizun: Damn it, don’t use my computing power for this kind of thing!
Toyokawa Shoko: Damn it, the band disbandment tax is still chasing me! !
Huangpizi: I absolutely do not accept these unofficial histories! No, this is simply history!
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"I haven't done anything wrong, so why do people always say I'm the biggest problem child?"
Su Nian was indignant.
"Yeah, why is that? It's really hard to guess."
Athena was thinking as she watched herself being forcibly pushed to the throne of the fourth generation Greek God King by a group of unidentified Saints.
He was thinking about how much strength he would need to use to knock Su Nian unconscious to the ground, so that he would lose all the strength and means to escape and be locked up in the basement.
[A 1.5 million-word masterpiece has been completed. The character is guaranteed, so please feel free to follow it.]
"Crash! Reality! Shatter, spirit! Sacrifice your faith, Eyes of Death, open!"
The young man tore off the eye patch on his left eye, and a world full of silk threads was reflected in his dark blue pupils.
The boy's expression gradually became crazy, and he laughed wildly towards the sky.
"Ahahahaha! I, the Lord of Dimensions..."
clatter--
The boy was hit on the forehead, and his arrogant speech was interrupted.
Xihi Kurenai looked at the middle school boy with a headache: "Stop using illusions to fool people, you little brother."
Beside, Hinata, with her Samsara Eye lit up, was horrified: "Sister Hong, you interrupted the ceremony of sealing the Great Demon King."
Erzhuzi, with his kaleidoscope lit up, said with a cold expression: "Foolish mortal, you have interrupted the judgment of the Lord of Dimensions. Prepare to accept the judgment."
"I can't control the power of my fox demon." A son of luck said with an ugly expression.
“I’m falling into...
Time travel isn't about fighting and killing; it's about navigating human relationships and social interactions. In the morning, head to Kiku-no-Oro, then take Sylveon to Reverse Mt. for some sightseeing; at noon, go to Totsuki Cu Chulainn, then attend a Muse concert with Erina; at night, camp by the river, snuggling in Arcanine's arms watching magical girls fight. In short… send those who say Dark Souls in the morning, Warhammer Games at noon, and Containment in the evening to Siberia to dig potatoes!
Fate is the thread, miracles are the dots. Connected together, these dots of miracles form what's known as destiny, the very foundation of the entire universe. From atomic quarks to galaxies and star gods, nothing is exempt. It's just that with the addition of a few miracles called magic, everything feels a little different.
"Ms. Heita, could you tell me where you found this high-quality stock, Xiaohui?"
"This genius knows everything and can do everything." Turning around, he saw someone teasing Sanyueqi and Liuying. He immediately turned the phone over and yelled, "I was here first, can you guys please have some shame?"
"Ms. Tirispios, it is said that you are a messenger abducted by the God of Destiny. Is this true?" The microphone was then pointed at a beautiful red-haired girl.
"Nonsense, Lord Star God is so noble and unparalleled, how can ordinary people make random guesses about him?" Tibao said expressionlessly, pulling over someone who was just escaping from the Shura field of the Black Tower, March Seven, and Liuying, holding his arm, his eyes flashing with red hearts, and grinning foolishly.
…
No one stands in the sky from the beginning, not you, me, or even the Star God, but the position reserved for the throne of heaven is about to be filled. From now on, I will stand at the top. Quick, drive my Type-Moon Heavy Industries crane over here and lift up the Nanook in front for me.
Xiaohui looked at the antimatter army and their master at the end of the sky, and felt that the development of this star iron seemed to have exceeded his expectations...