As the sun sets, two figures struggle by the river.

Suddenly, Naruto retracted his left hand like lightning and asked in horror: "Sasuke, why are your pectoral muscles so exaggerated?"

Sasuke: "..."

……

After the Fourth Ninja World War.

Three hundred meters to the left, Sakatsuki stood proudly driving the Susanoo.

Three hundred meters to the right, Hyuga Hinata was standing on a huge summoning beast that was a hundred meters tall.

In the middle of Sakatsuki and Hinata, Naruto stood with tears streaming down his face: Wuwuwu~ I have the desire to be a harem, but not the fate to be one~

【Ding! Congratulations on unlocking the EX-level talent – Traveler]

Chen Luo has successfully unlocked his talent after completing a thousand small daily tasks.

After unlocking talents, you will get rewards for completing missions, including original stones and skill rewards.

[Mastery of household appliances], [100% stabbed with bare hands], [100% repayment by the fox]…

As more and more commissions are completed, Chen Luo has more and more strange skills.

However, the skills are strange and some Chen Luo can still accept it. The most distressing thing for Chen Luo is that some people’s commission rewards are getting more and more wrong…

Mebius, do you want me to study with you? Can! But why would the reward be a memory?

Gan Yu, do you want me to work overtime with you? No problem, but why is the special reward a seven-seven? Where did you get it?

“The entrustment rewards they give are really getting more and more wrong!” Chen Luo complained while teasing the pink-haired fox he picked up.

After the battle, the beautiful senior sister shyly raised her face in front of you and slowly closed her eyes. At this time, you…

[Choice 1: Kiss her lips gently. Reward for completion: Thousand Leaves Wonder (Earth Grade, High Tier)]

[Choice 2: Kiss her on the forehead. Reward: Sword of Yin Yang (Earth Grade, Low Tier)]

[Choice 3: Hug her. Reward: Netherworld Treasure Scales (Black Grade, High Tier)]

[Choice 4: Say it as fast as you can: Senior Sister, what are you doing? Are you trying to seduce me? You’ve only fought with me once and want to be my girlfriend? Are you sure? Ah, do I go too far? But actually, I’ve always treated you as my sister. I’m sorry. Completion reward: Randomly basic attribute points+1]

Eh? The choice this time was too simple. Of course, it was four.

I can't sign, I really can't sign!"

In the corner, Yin Lan was holding a roll of marriage registration forms from all over the world, squatting with her knees hugged and trembling.

"I once had a life that exuded the fragrance of being single, but I didn't cherish it. It's not until now that I'm entangled in love that I regret it."

"Signing one will mean a world war, not signing is a scumbag, signing both is a dead scumbag, if you delay for too long, you might even be divided into five equal parts by them."

He raised his eyes to look at the golden king in front of him, and under the urging of the desire to survive, the flame of gay love gradually ignited in his lifeless eyes.

"Ji, Jill, how about the two of us..."

"Get out!"

What does a train's cab look like? A young man escaping fate encounters the crashed Starry Sky Train? Possessing the power to reveal destiny, yet preferring to remain low-key? The true identity of the Black Tower lies within... Ester's "best friend"... Silver Wolf and Kafka's secret contact... Clara, hurry up and put on those Beloberg specialty black stockings! Hook sabotages me again and I'll spank you! Natasha, here's some high-end medicine. Just look at the reward... The stars are scumbags, but Ah Heng! He can be downright scumbags! The secret adventure of a boy blessed (or cursed) by multiple star gods, a train, and Pam begins!

Shirayuki Satoru simply stood there. The girls: Thank you for giving me meaning in life! Goto Ichiri cried out in alarm! Faced with the group of girls trying to cheat on her, she dared not be angry or speak out, swallowing all her grievances. Fortunately, a savior, also a pink-haired girl, appeared! Chihaya Aine: Ichiri, don't be afraid! As two-faced emperors, we are invincible! Surrounded by the girls, Shirayuki Satoru smiled slightly, waving his hand to instantly subdue them all! Not a single one escaped! As for the whispers of the bystanders… What!? You dare speak to me like that? Don't you know my father is the Superintendent General of Police? (Involves Bondori, Rock Lady, Lonely Rock, GBC, Day School, and Saekano)

[Pokémon Knowledge Explanation] + [Pokémon Invasion] + [No Female Lead] + [Initially universally criticized online, later universally begged for explanation] + [Scizor Start]

Six months ago, countless magical creatures suddenly descended upon the human world, and people called them: man-eating monsters!

Everything changed only after Jiang Chen appeared:

Jiang Chen: Let me tell you, this thing isn't actually called Warcraft!

Audience: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Jiang Chen: This thing really doesn't harm people, it's great!

Audience: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Jiang Chen: So I really am human!

Audience: You're talking nonsense! What human can knock Groudon away with one hand?!

...

Many years later, when Jiang Chen looked back, he discovered that he had acquired many strange titles, such as:

Founder of the Pokémon League, Chairman of the Pokémon League, the strongest Pokémon trainer in history, the most human-like Pokémon, Arceus's favorite son, the champion trainer who defeated all the Elite Four Pokémon with one hand, the Pokémon Succubus...

(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

[Funny + memes + multiple female protagonists + following the main plot + the author's unique thinking, memes > normal character setting.]

Qiong: "Uncle Yang, do you know why birds fly?"

Walter Yang felt familiar looking at the white-haired dome in front of him, and couldn't help but sweating profusely when he heard the familiar lines coming out of his mouth.

This reminded him of that man, the Lord of the World Serpent, the super warrior of the last civilization era.

The man who carries the word 'savior'.

Kevin!

Qiong smiled and said, "Old Yang, why are you so nervous?"

…

Qiong said to Cocolia, "Master Guardian, do you know why birds can fly?"

Qiong said to Huanlong: "It's not about choice, it's not about life or death..."

Qiong asked Sunday: "Do you still dream? Do you dream about people you can't save?"

Tamura Hao, who traveled to the world of Naruto, was resistant. After all, this is a desperate place where even terrorists are longing for peace and fighting for it!

Especially at this stage, the Ninja World War is about to break out. Without blood limit, secret technique inheritance, and the golden finger, he will definitely become cannon fodder on the battlefield, the kind of life and death.

Tamura Hao looked at the ninety-nine swords that he had cut off in the past few years of hard practice, and then looked at his savings in the past few years, and finally looked at the Raikage Building, and made a decision that went against the will of Thunder!

Thousands of years ago, the Six Paths Sage founded the Ninja Sect and opened the prelude to the Ninja Era. Thousands of years later, I, Haotian Sage, founded the Sword Sect and opened an era of swords!

Real ninja: honest seal, six seals in one second, ninjutsu by shouting, long-range attack, mysterious and unpredictable!

More real ninja: super-speed slash, eight swords in one second, unparalleled strange power, invincible in close combat, slash everything!

I update 10,000 words a day, and the update is guaranteed. Please feel free to read!