Wonder Woman: "Why are you the younger brother of Superman?"

Eric replies: "On the first day of transmigration, I crawled into Superman's infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, took over his place, and thus became a 'Child of Krypton.'"

Superman: "Why didn't you go save the plane?"

Eric replies: "I can't step on air to lift things."

Batman: "Why didn't Kryptonite work on you this time?"

Eric answers: "I originally wanted to interact with you as a Kryptonian, but I was met with alienation instead. Alright, I won't pretend anymore. I'll be honest—I Homelander."

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This is a story about a character who is Homelander, mistaken for a Kryptonian, but in reality, is a sinister and scheming figure causing trouble in the superhero world.

Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent.

Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends…

“They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards.

“The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!”

If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire.

If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later.

After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path.

This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!

This article is the timeline of Douluo!

[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]

In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...

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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.

Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.

Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.

Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...

"Please respect yourself, Pope~"

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

He's the Honorary Chairman of the Shinigami Women's Association.

He's the owner of the Yorozuya Shop in District 38 of West Ryuhun Street, handling everything from Hollow-killing to tracking down people.

10% off for women, 20% off for female Shinigami, 30% off for female officers, 40% off for female vice-captains, and 50% off for female captains... everything!

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"Unohana Retsu's favorability +1, and 1500 experience points."

Duanmu: "That much!?"

Reborn in Battle Through the Heavens, I became the Ancestor of Yunshan.

Is that the old man whose sect was destroyed, whose disciples were kidnapped, whose soul was devoured, and whose corpse was turned into a puppet that was then possessed by someone else?

Fortunately, I obtained the system!

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Heaven-Defying Five Elements Conversion Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: The Devouring Spirit Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Cultivation Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Battle Skill!"

"Ding! Favorability maxed out! Congratulations, host, you have received double rewards: Mastery of Alchemy, Origin of Soul Power!!!"

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The Chosen One? The Soul Palace?

No one can touch the people of my Yunlan Sect!

No one can take the land belonging to my Yunlan Sect!

With a mighty wind rising from the northwest, his sword is aimed at the Central Plains, known throughout the land!

The day the Ancestor of Yunshan ascended to the throne, the eight clans trembled in fear!

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Li Xuan activates the Almighty Troublemaking System and travels across the Douluo Continent.

You get the Green Fat Experience Card at the beginning, and every time you complete the experience, you can get some of the Green Fat's abilities.

Top defense, god-level monster power, infinite endurance, explosive everything.

Ding! Please select one.

Elementary option: Destroy Notting Academy, reward: The first soul ring evolves into a ten thousand year soul ring.

Intermediate option: Change Shrek Academy to the Academy of the Most Excellent Female Soul Master, reward: twin martial souls.

Advanced option: Use a hundred thousand year soul skill to teach Master Yu Xiaogang a lesson. Reward: 5 Green Fat Experience Cards.

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Tang San: "The full-level Clear Sky Hammer was bounced away by Li Xuan with one finger!"

Xiao Wu: "No hundred-thousand-year-old soul beast can match Li Xuan's physique. He is the strongest titled Douluo in history."

Qian Renxue: "Li Xuan, Wuhun Palace is a dowry, are you willing to marry me?"

*****

PS1: Invincible writing + refreshing writing, traveling through all the worlds in the later stage

PS2: Book recommendation: Rebirth cheat cheat, "Konoha One Punch Superman Template" and "Konoha Super Saiyan"

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Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!

Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?

Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!

Traveling across Douluo Continent, awakening the surgical system, the martial spirit scalpel, and becoming stronger by treating illnesses.

Treating Bibi Dong, later... Bibi Dong had a man by her side.

Treating Zhu Zhuqing, later... Zhu Zhuqing's cat martial spirit became bigger.

Treating Qian Renxue, later... Qian Renxue had a man she could not forget in her heart.

Treating Tang San,... Oops... This disease is a bit difficult... Gu Ye thought for a while and decided to give Tang San a gorgeous operation... Hey... I accidentally took the wrong thing... Gu Ye looked at something in his hand and remained silent.

Treating Yu Xiaogang... Gu Ye looked at the scalpel in his hand, then looked at Yu Xiaogang lying on the bed and letting him slaughter him... He went down and the knife fell.

Many years later, Gu Ye was very pleased to see that everyone in Douluo Continent had recovered from his treatment.

Su Zhe was knocked away and accidentally crashed into the Black Tide battlefield of Omfalos.

Then, the next ones to appear will be: Heart of Steel, Triphase, and Dog Head of the Creator Demon.

Life and death, the cycle never ends; I stack Q, you wait for death.

Cerydra: "Ahhh, I must abolish the hand-kissing and foot-kissing ritual!"

Alicia pointed at the room full of Valkyries and said, "Zhe, I stole these wings for you~"

Mei Raiden: "Zhe has no strength left, Kiana, come and push him."

Da Xilian: "I can add time."

Chang Yeyue: "As promised, I have surrendered."

Jing Liu: "Traitor, you want to fight me with swords again?"

Yixuan: "Zhe is my disciple. Come back with me. Senior Sister Fufu is still waiting for you."

Fu Nina: "I dare not speak in Fu Fu **."

As hero, skin, equipment and other card templates continue to light up, Su Zhe has more and more wives around him, and the virtual universe company is also...