On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!
When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?
[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]
Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.
Going to class = going to court?
Laoban = Prime Minister?
Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?
Whose system is so crazy?
…
But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.
The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...
The system is a little crazy, but it's right...
[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]
oh?
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Bad news: Hikigaya was hit by a car on his way to school. Good news: He's traveled through time and returned to elementary school six years ago. Hikigaya decided to skip six years of detours and immediately became a lone ranger! However, upon arriving at class, he's surprised to see a few unfamiliar faces—Ijichi Nijika: Didn't Hikigaya-san promise to be a lifelong friend? Ichinose Motoyo: If Hikigaya-san hadn't been there, wow! Yanami Kyouna: I miss you every day when you're gone. "No, we're only in elementary school, why are you so heavy?" Included works: "Lonely Rock," "A Silent Voice," "Mygo," "Borrowing Girlfriend"...
He arrived in the world of Detective Conan and became a loan shark, a profession inherited from his family. Money lent out would be doubled if he personally collected it back, and the system would reclaim the entire amount if the borrower couldn't repay. And if they really couldn't repay, he could always use something to settle the debt. Thus began his leisurely life.
"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"
Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!
If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"
System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"
System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."
Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"
"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"
- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"
So, what the hell am I now?
And that Star God... will it taste different?
Having transmigrated into the body of Sawamura Sayuri, she initially intended to raise her daughter into a flawless young lady. However, one day, she discovered a mother-daughter erotic comic book in her daughter's room. Also, why is the gaze of her once cute and obedient junior light novel author, Kasumi Utako, becoming increasingly strange? Shizuka! Aren't we university classmates? Why are you making a move on your senior?! No way, I, Sawamura Sayuri, will never be so easily conquered!
{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}
Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.
Name: Walnut
Height: 150cm
Weight: 40kg
Measurements: No more
Price: 0.1 yuan
Delivery method: same day delivery.
Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.
Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.
After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.
Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.
The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.
Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.
Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?
Many years later,
Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:
"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."
Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"
Lin Ye's confession failed, triggering the 'Super Dimensional Character Identity System'. On the surface, he's an ordinary student at school. Secretly, however, he possesses an identity known to everyone in the world: Pokémon Master, Giant of Light, Gundam Pilot, Top-Grade Chef, Prince of Tennis. "I confessed." "But none of them accepted." Then, several inboxes associated with his [Character Identity] chimed with notifications. Yukinoshita: There's a cat and dog show next week; I bought an extra ticket. Kasumigaoka: My new book is stuck in a rut; I'll come to the hotel tonight to help. Sora Ginko: Father [Leaf Reincarnation]
What does a train's cab look like? A young man escaping fate encounters the crashed Starry Sky Train? Possessing the power to reveal destiny, yet preferring to remain low-key? The true identity of the Black Tower lies within... Ester's "best friend"... Silver Wolf and Kafka's secret contact... Clara, hurry up and put on those Beloberg specialty black stockings! Hook sabotages me again and I'll spank you! Natasha, here's some high-end medicine. Just look at the reward... The stars are scumbags, but Ah Heng! He can be downright scumbags! The secret adventure of a boy blessed (or cursed) by multiple star gods, a train, and Pam begins!