"My name is Qi Yuan, an ordinary Longmen citizen living in the slums." "I have a system called [Praise for Noble Morals]. As long as the good deeds I do touch people's hearts, I'll gain corresponding public virtue. The more people I touch, the more public virtue I gain." "Public virtue has many uses, like extracting items, strengthening the body, and skipping steps to master skills..." "So, I live a simple life in Longmen, doing one good deed a day, touching more people with my good deeds, while also constantly consuming public virtue." Until the Guards arrived. "I've repeatedly emphasized that I didn't corrupt the customs of the Terra continent!" "Lin Yuxia has always called her father Lao Deng, and the Emperor's performances have always been taxed as animal performances. They've always been like this, not me!" Shi Huaiya said nothing, pulling out a dictionary-thick book of merits (??) and slamming it down on the table. "Ning is a great philanthropist?" Qi Yuan pondered, looking at the countless good deeds before him.
Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]
Awkward, friendless, and without a girlfriend, the protagonist, Hachiman, complains to his classmates who celebrate youth, "They're all liars, they're all lying, just explode already!" His future dream is to "not work"—this is the love story of a high school student who, under the guidance of his homeroom teacher, is taken to the "Service Club" to the school's most beautiful girl, Yukino. An unexpected encounter with the beautiful girl...it sounds like the beginning of a romance story, right?! But Yukino simply can't forgive Hachiman's regrettable and terrible personality! A recurring cycle of problematic youth—what happened to my youth?!
As the sun sets, two figures struggle by the river.
Suddenly, Naruto retracted his left hand like lightning and asked in horror: "Sasuke, why are your pectoral muscles so exaggerated?"
Sasuke: "..."
……
After the Fourth Ninja World War.
Three hundred meters to the left, Sakatsuki stood proudly driving the Susanoo.
Three hundred meters to the right, Hyuga Hinata was standing on a huge summoning beast that was a hundred meters tall.
In the middle of Sakatsuki and Hinata, Naruto stood with tears streaming down his face: Wuwuwu~ I have the desire to be a harem, but not the fate to be one~
Travel through the world of Naruto and start the awakening system!
Yo, host with a kind nature!
As a normal man, how could you watch that bastard Uchiha Fugaku eat young grass?
[1: Confess your love to Uchiha Mikoto and win her heart; Reward: One S-rank Ninjutsu (random)]
[Two: Kind-hearted host! Only fools would choose to forcibly steal First Blood; Reward: Sharingan and Three-Gate Ninjutsu proficiency increased by one level (immediately)]
Looking at the innocent expressions of his subordinates in the distance, Fujiwara Tetsuya fell into deep thought as he looked at his reflection in the water.
Do I want this blood or not?
One day, Qingyun was bored and edited the scenes of himself playing fan games and marrying different heroines in different lines.
Who knew that he would travel through time and space, and the video appeared to the whole world!
Hinata: Harugumo, please take care of me from now on...
Hinata: Huh? So I'm going to marry Harumo-kun!
By the way, I mixed some clips of the original movie where Naruto was kissed by the villain Shiki several times.
Everyone: It turns out that Naruto likes the older sister.
Naruto: No, I'm not, I didn't...
besides.
Game Fireworks: My dear husband, please give me your guidance for the rest of my life!
Hyuga Hiashi: Boy, you're not satisfied with marrying Hinata, you even...
At this time, the video played Qingyun and Madara dancing, splitting the mountains and cracking the earth, and transforming the map.
There is also Hinata and Hanabi, sisters team up to split the moon.
Hiashi: ...You know, Hanabi's engagement is destined for the future. Please respect the future.
...
In the vast land of Kyushu, the Jianghu and the imperial court are clearly divided. Li Changan, armed with a check-in system for otakus, posted a rental advertisement at his doorstep. Then, while out shopping, he picked up a beggar named Huang Rong and brought her home to be his cook. He then took in a woman named Xiao Zhao to clean his house. Then, a pair of sisters named Yao Yue Lian Xing and a woman named Dong Fang Bai rented a room. Afterwards, Li Changan ate the delicious food cooked by the cooks and chatted with the beautiful tenants every day. When he had nothing to do, he would sign in to earn rewards and improve his strength. Just when Li Changan thought the good times would last, [Meet the Bear]
When Wang Dong realized he had transmigrated, he was completely dumbfounded. What? My cousin is raising two dragons? What? My neighbor is an angel? What? My club president is actually the Evil King's True Eye? What? My classmates are not only mentally challenged but also have monkeys? What? I… sigh! I can summon shikigami? Ibaraki-doji, Shuten-doji, Yoto-hime, Ōtengu, Ichimokuren, Kaguya-hime… In his previous life, Wang Dong only had Ryomen Sukuna, and he knelt on the ground, tears streaming down his face, shouting, "I finally have an SSR!" Anime information that can now be released.
The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?
Han Guang: "My teacher is Minato Namikaze!"
"My teammates are Kakashi, Obito, and Rin!"
"And as the captain of Class 9, it's only reasonable for me to ask for favors, right?"
Nine-Tails: "Is this your reason for pinching me up?"
Danzo: "Why? You only threw one punch, but I lost nine lives?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi: "I've already abdicated, yet you're sending me to the battlefield?"
Madara Uchiha: "Impossible! I've already surpassed Hashirama, and you defeated me with a single punch..."
With a calm expression, Han Guang unleashed a punch at the moon from afar.
A terrifying force tore through space, stirring up violent spatial turbulence.
This strike was like a dark ray of light, shooting straight at the moon.
A moment later!
The moon exploded!