The thought of traveling through time as a pirate and having the ability to wish for a partner in another world makes your blood boil!

When Lin Zhi took the risk to borrow money from the bandit king Sig, saved enough to make a wish, and summoned Aqua, the goddess of water full of wisdom.

He thought it would be better to think about punching the four emperors and kicking the general.

Until Pokémon Rockets Meowth, One-Punch Man King and other outrageous partners appeared one after another, Lin Zhi couldn't even think about it.

He just wants to live a good life with this group of cheaters in an era where heroes are rising together...

[Transmigration + Slice of Life + System + No Combat] [Completed]

Starts with Nine Elements!

Raiden Ei acting rebellious at the start?

No problem—just have her big sister slap her a few times!

Raiden Shogun throwing a tantrum?

Easy fix—give her some sweet desserts and she’ll calm right down!

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

Transmigrating to the world of Chinese Cooking Master Boy, Bai Yuan, trapped in the dark world of cooking, has, after decades of relentless effort, defeated all five Tiger Stars with his incredible talent, becoming the new supreme leader of the dark world. Just as he's reached the pinnacle, poised to enjoy the power of his organization and marry several beautiful wives, he's transported again and awakens to find himself in Food Wars! The good news is that the women here are more to his taste. The bad news is that he's broke, starving, and with snow falling, he feels like freezing to death on the streets. Fortunately, Nakiri Alice, who happens to be passing by, picks him up and kindly offers him food. However, his limited cooking skills are met with a look of disdain from him, prompting him to react with anger. Feeling a bit over the top, Bai Yuan decides to show off his skills, creating a truly exceptional glowing dish. This naturally leads him to become Nakiri Alice's personal cooking instructor. However... the original promise of a personal cooking instructor wasn't meant to be a love mentor! Looking at Alice Nakiri, Erina Nakiri, Hisako Arato, Izumi Mito and others who were pressing in front of him, Bai Yuan's mouth twitched slightly. It seemed that something was wrong with the development of the plot!

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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"Heh! You don't even have the strength to hit me, yet you have the nerve to say you want to kill me?"

He Dan is bound to the Endless Heavenly Show System, obtains the Undying Divine Body of Pinduoduo, travels to the Douluo Continent, and can unlock a new system every 66 days.

Unlock the [Heavenly Beast Taming System]! Tame Xiao Wu as your bunny maid, tame the Silver Dragon King as your dragon maid... and build a soul beast army that can be summoned at any time!

Activate the [Amazing Doctor System]! Treat Bibi Dong's illness, and from then on, you'll be entangled with His Holiness the Pope...

Special reminder: Those who prefer the original source material should proceed with caution! Those who prefer the original source material should proceed with caution! Those who prefer the original source material should proceed with caution!

Founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself to providing top-tier immortal cultivation talent for millennia. Currently ranked as one of the five most elite sects in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, its leader, Feng Yin Zhenren, serves as one of the seven executive elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the principles of peace and development, with its core values ​​centered on the pursuit of truth, kindness, and the pursuit of seed. To further expand the sect's strength and recruit new talent, a conference for immortality will be held soon, and elites from all walks of life are cordially invited to attend.

Still the original moral integrity

Still as funny

On the app called FreeFriends, he met Saki Kawasaki, a woman short of money due to a family change. On the train, he encountered Kotonoha Katsura, a cowardly girl who was bullied at school. He became a model and met Kirino Kousaka, a girl who loved the anime. From that month on, Yuu Kasugano's youth was no longer normal.

The ratings have just been released and will gradually increase.

【Zero Zone + Semi-Invincibility + Daily Life + Multiple Heroines】

Coming to the world of Absolute Zone Zero, relying on the proficiency system, he became a well-known master in New Elidu. Everything was obviously moving in a good direction, but how could this happen?

Ling: Brother Gu Ming, you said you would go shopping with me, where have you been now?

Nicole: We are in this kind of relationship now, do you still have the nerve to take money from me?

Elaine: Be careful, I have sharp teeth.

Ya: I won’t let you go!

Yixuan: Come back and stop hanging around outside.

I was just thinking of living a good life in New Ailidu, how did it turn out like this? Don’t come over!

Wonder Woman: "Why are you the younger brother of Superman?"

Eric replies: "On the first day of transmigration, I crawled into Superman's infant space pod as a baby, pushed him out, took over his place, and thus became a 'Child of Krypton.'"

Superman: "Why didn't you go save the plane?"

Eric replies: "I can't step on air to lift things."

Batman: "Why didn't Kryptonite work on you this time?"

Eric answers: "I originally wanted to interact with you as a Kryptonian, but I was met with alienation instead. Alright, I won't pretend anymore. I'll be honest—I Homelander."

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This is a story about a character who is Homelander, mistaken for a Kryptonian, but in reality, is a sinister and scheming figure causing trouble in the superhero world.