Take care of your body and stay away from women.
Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. Before they lock you in the basement, run!
"Next, we would like to invite Mr. Su Jun, the eternal child of Liyue, the first president of Liyue National University, chief advisor of Yujingtai, leading commentator of the Liyue Daily, honorary Mondstadt, honorary knight of the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt, one of Mondstadt's annual bards, Inazuma Peace Messenger, Xumi Visiting Professor and Honorary Sage, Honorary Judge of Fontaine, initiator of the Nata Peace Agreement, recipient of the Order of the Winter Queen, bell ringer of humanism, protector of all children in Teyvat, proponent of the full Teyvatization of the economy, founder of new mechanical geometry and new biology, lifetime recipient of the Grand Scholar Award, founder of Nature, poet, writer, and historian, to deliver a speech at the 30th anniversary celebration of Liyue National University!!!"
Listening to the surging sounds coming from all around, Su Jun, who was standing on the stage, just scratched his head: "Uh, I just want to earn some tuition..."
Nobunaga Hanyu, a transmigrator from China, discovers subtle differences in this two-dimensional world when he resolves to live a normal high school life. The greedy, grinning Tomoya Aki? The ruthless Hachiman Hikigaya? The seemingly nonexistent D-Ta Azusagawa? ... A daily life deviating from its original course, the bewildered heroines. The Phantom Thief of Hearts arrives to set things right! You think I'm here to pick up girls? Sorry, actually I'm here to beat up idiots. (I'm telling the truth, I'm not a chuunibyou.) Note: The heroine is an upperclassman (the real upperclassman).
Reborn on an island country, Ito Rin only wants to go to school and make money through his own efforts and talents, become an excellent and well-paid doctor after graduation, and walk through a new life steadily. However, on the way forward, there will always be all kinds of people who disturb his progress and make his life change drastically. His eccentric cousin Yamada Ryo, the gentle beauty Ijichi Hongka from the same school, Goto Ichiri who is at the peak of social anxiety, and the unreliable junior Kita Ikuyo, have pulled him out of his ordinary life and into the excitement of rock and roll again. "Rin, accept the reality." "Ito-san, please help me." "Senior, don't be moved by me, but I will snatch Senior Yamada away." "Ah... why is there a line for me? For the stability of the world, Ito-kun, please date me!"
Mr. Xiaozhi, do you have too many regrets in your life?
The mermaid riding a Gyarados looked at the figure drifting on the sea: "He's my trouble."
The vast castle was brightly lit, but the girl's figure appeared so lonely: "Little Ash...you've become a hero...can you help me find my father..."
With a wave of her arm, the blue-haired girl shattered all the crystal pillars that were attacking them: "To me, Dad is Dad! Any imaginary being or one that looks similar has no right to be called 'Dad'! My dad will always be Ash, and there is no substitute in this world!"
The night wind tousled her purple hair, and the moonlight made the blush on her delicate face even more noticeable. But just like last time at Lake Faraway, she did not avoid his gaze: "If... I were Jirachi, even if it was only for seven days... I would want Mr. Ash to stay by my side until the very last moment."
The girl with the red headscarf stared blankly at the figure with Pikachu perched on his shoulder, calmly moving forward through gusts of wind. (The path he walked was one that no one could even imagine!)
In her sleep, the Yamato Nadeshiko unconsciously reached out and responded to the boy's embrace, gently pulling the sleeping man beside her into her arms.
I originally wanted to back down.
But as a "mother", I had selfish motives.
Allow yourself to confront your truest feelings.
At least in this fairy tale woven from dreams, I can honestly say what has been hidden in my heart for many years:
Among penguins, which value loyal love and adhere to monogamy, emperor penguins are the most unusual. It's not that they're unfaithful in love, quite the opposite... "So what does this have to do with me?" Fujiwara pushed his glasses up as he watched the ex-girlfriends slowly approach. "I don't change wives every year." "Shut up! You scumbag who changes wives every week!"
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【Mygo】+【Lonely Rock】+【GBC Crying Girl Band】
(Daily life, gravity, music, genius, and a little bit of a schemer)
What kind of collisions would occur if a former member of a world-class genius band encountered various gravity-defying girls?
Nina, her childhood friend; Ichiri Goto, who lives in the stairwell; An and Subaru, who are good at being cute; and Akari Takamatsu, who is always talking about lifelong commitment!
My stress tolerance is higher than yours! I'm a cure for all kinds of gravity-defying girls!
Nina: Not going to school!
Takamatsu Akari: A lifetime...
Yoro Nai: An interesting man!
Goto Ichiri: This is my dowry that my mother saved for me, please forgive me, Lord Bai!
Shoko Toyokawa: I can only play for you!
Nagasaki Motoyo: Oh my god! No white stuff!
Tomokazu Ebizuka: You feel more like family to me...
After Mu Bai pulled the gravity-affected girls out of the abyss...
Only then did everyone realize that the one who was trapped the deepest in the abyss was actually himself...
Chihaya Aine: Look at me! Look at me!
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Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!
On the set, "So-called awakening isn't about holding onto the resolve to sacrifice, but about carving a path forward in the dark wilderness!" Giorno turned around and stared with disdain, his expression like Dio: "You were spying on me, weren't you, Diablo!" A certain pink, moldy octopus-headed creature automatically and endlessly turned back in a furious manner: "What the hell did you do, Giorno!" "This is a reality you'll never reach! This is the power of the Golden Experience Requiem!" "Mud-mu ...