At the beginning, two wild white-haired lolis were captured, and Yun Ming took them back to the mountain gate.
Unexpectedly, they withdrew money directly. The two girls were the twelfth and thirteenth generation masters of Yunkui Mountain. They were both great masters who saved the world!
The elder sister died in battle and the younger sister took over.
As a time traveler, Yun Ming now has a complete understanding of the game timeline.
Heroes emerge in troubled times. Ten years later, a world-destroying disaster will befall New Eridu.
Run away? But the disciples are all stubborn asses, they will only seek death.
Only sentences are left in the game.
The masters of Yunkui Mountain remained silent, walking into the endless darkness...
He ran away, what about the money his fellow disciples owed him! What about the priceless Taoist temple! What about the beautiful senior sister! ?
As the successor of his master, he decided to shoulder the heavy responsibility.
Why can't I be a hero in troubled times? Besides, others are pursuing technology while I am cultivating immortality, so I just avoid their sharp edges! ?
He decisively accepted the two junior sisters and decided to train them carefully, but he didn't expect...
Sister Yijiang was very young, so she would bribe her senior brother with her relatives to lower the enemy's guard.
But he secretly wants to seize power and usurp the throne to replace Yun Ming. This boy must not be allowed to stay.
Sister Yixuan was even more unsportsmanlike. She hugged her senior brother and fell asleep. She was caught in bed by the eldest senior sister. Her intentions were so sinister.
Later, he even wanted to seize the symbol of the sect leader, the Qingming Sword.
It happened that Yunkuishan was short of money, so Yun Ming thought for a long time and decided to steam one and braise the other.
As for which one is steamed and which one is braised, hehe...
Is it necessary to distinguish twins so clearly?
…
Ten years later.
"Don't be surprised, Junior Sister. The disputes among the princes have always been like this."
"On this Yunkui Mountain, I, Yun Ming, am enough. You must live well..."
There's a drunkard on the streets of Beloberg. People don't know where he comes from, they only know he calls himself Wendy. He's easygoing and optimistic, often playing with children, and singing songs from foreign lands they've never heard of before. He sings about freedom, saying that beyond the giant wall there's more than just snow and rifts. There's also a rabbit-shaped basin, a train flying in the starry sky, and a sea of trees that never withers. Everyone says this is a fantasy that Wendy had when he was drunk and nearly froze to death on the street—but there are always people who like all the beauty he sings about. Whenever this happens, he always looks at you gently and speaks softly. "If you're trapped in a windless place, I'll play the song of the sky."
Duanmu arrived in the world of Genshin Impact with a dashboard. All characters he'd paid for appeared on the dashboard. The Thunder God Baalzebul, the head shrine maiden Yae Mimiko of Narukami Taisha Shrine, Kamisato Ayaka, the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, Nagano Fireworks Shop's Nagayoshi, the Resistance...
After his death, he travels through neon Tokyo and activates the love game system. To extend his life, he must capture girls in the game world. The faster he succeeds, the more life he gets. Who would seriously date someone then? To extend his life, Ryoma Ezaki directly uses his otherworldly strategy! "Ms. Xingge, you don't want your sister Hongxia's band to never perform again, do you?" "Hoshino Ruby, do you want to know the real murderer who killed your mother Hoshino Ai? Then come and make a deal with me." "Senior Mai, since no one can see you, can't I do whatever I want to you?" But after Ryoma Esaki completed the game by any means necessary, he returned to reality, only to find that a new livehouse had opened in Shimokitazawa, B Komachi's concert was being hotly discussed online, and Sakurajima Mai's new drama was being promoted on TV. The system's love game, the style has also become weird. Agatsuma Yuno, Jabami Yumeko, Ryuuguu Rena... Looking at the increasingly biased style of the strategy targets, the increasingly chaotic real world, and the girls who are coming with great momentum, Ryoma Esaki finally panicked a little. System, you are plotting against me!
Yellow-haired, cute little yellow-haired boy Naruto Uzumaki has awakened! To hell with saving the world! Let whoever wants to go first, let the tall guys hold up the sky if it falls. He's just a little yellow-haired boy, a cute little boy, so he should do what a little yellow-haired boy should do.
(Seeking recommendation and monthly votes. Newcomers can fill in the invitation code: HST0F6 to receive tokens.) Ning Le inexplicably traveled through Xingtie and was originally adopted by Yukong, and would soon be living a happy life of leisure. However, a passing pharmacist took a look at him... Jingliu: Xiaole is the only one who can suppress the demonic body. I will take him away today. Let's see who dares to stop me? Kafka: Xiaole, listen to me, you like me the most. Huahuo: Xiaole! My Xiaole! Shaha~Shaha~Ruanmei: Xiaole is an indispensable part of my research. Yukong: Xiaole is obviously mine! Whether we know each other or we are together...
The old man pointed to the flower-like woman and said, “Call her mother from now on.” He then pointed to a flower-bud-like girl and said, “This is your sister.”
My younger sister was not cute.
She was arrogant, taciturn and weird, but she knew how to please our parents.
She was two-faced and deceitful, but it seemed like she only treated me that way.
I cared for her, tried to please her as much as I can, but she still disliked me.
Until one day, I found out her secret, our relationship began to get a little bit weird…
[Urban high-level martial arts + system + loli + multiple heroines + parents are kings + great luck]
"Sweet and Soft Cat Girl Potion... What the hell?!"
Lin En traveled to a world that was too dangerous and awakened the gift of a prison doctor.
The extraordinary power in this world is called God's gift!
【Zhang Wei】: You have all the abilities of Zhang Wei
【Break All Laws】: Break the Heavenly Gift
[Banner of Ten Thousand Souls]: It’s obviously the Human Emperor!
[Great Love Immortal]: ???
Faced with the nine miracles, the end of strange beasts, and the advent of gods, his own system is still the kind that cannot live or die together.
What's even more outrageous is that my stupid Yimoduo seems to be the chosen one. Under her halo, I may not even survive the day of the end.
Is there anything more desperate than this?
Yes, brother, yes.
I was surrounded by the women of destiny (Feng Aotian): [Immortal Lord of Great Love], [Lord of Heaven], [Crawling Chaos], [The Incarnation of Fraud and Mischief]...
"My name is Lin Xin. My stupid Onii-chan always says I'm overweight. How am I overweight? I've been living like this for years!"
Until that day, I discovered my identity as the heir of the underground network.
"I'm sorry, my stupid Onii-chan! You know, I have no choice, just because..."
"The struggle between princes has always been like this!"
"I love you, brother. See you at Xuanwu Gate!"
(The rating is under control, and I will write a thousand chapters. I will listen to your advice and make changes. I beg you to read on. I will get better and better!)
(You won’t know until you try it!)
Reborn in the world of science, he was treated as a weapon since childhood, and gradually became a warm-hearted madman through gains and losses.
He spared no bullets when dealing with his enemies.
He treats his family with great tenderness.
Conan: Shiina Yuichi, please tell me about your organization.
Shiina Yuichi: I heard that you took a bath with Xiaolan last night...
Conan: Then let’s decide the outcome in the next case.
Shiina Yuichi: I heard that you took a bath with Xiaolan last night...
Conan: I didn't say anything...
Gin: Why didn’t you act according to the plan on this mission?
Shiina Yuichi: Is the target dead?
Gin: Dead...
Shiina Yuichi: Are you hurt?
Gin: No...
Shiina Yuichi: That’s it.
Gin: ...
Shuichi Akai: You call RPG a sniper?
Shiina Yuichi: Single shot, kill in seconds, if it’s not a sniper, what is it?
Miyano Shiho: I heard from my sister that you kissed me secretly when you were a child?
Shiina Yuichi: Really? I don't remember, can you let me recall it?
"An Eye Demon...it should be covered in eyeballs, right?" Ji Hui touched his face, only able to find two of his own eyes. An Eye Demon should be the kind of monster that terrifies even adults, right? Looking at the cashier girl's sweet smile, Ji Hui smiled back. An Eye Demon should be the kind with deformed, grotesque appearances, the kind that are indescribable, right? Looking at the perfectly normal young man in the mirror, a question mark popped into Ji Hui's head. An Eye Demon should be the kind that can shoot lasers from its eyes, or have the ability to mentally corrupt its targets, right? Looking at the group of magical girls slumped on the ground, their faces dazed, Ji Hui couldn't help but rub his chin slightly. "Something about this Eye Demon's ability is a bit off..."