[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

I traveled to the Pokémon world, which was a little different from what I imagined, but not too different.

I accidentally obtained a unique Poké Ball, which can not only capture Pokémon, but also capture... From then on, I was no longer single for thousands of years.

Lu Sheng, who obtained the template of Ash, was not only taken in by the kind-hearted Hanako, but also learned Pokémon battles from her.

Not only Hanako was conquered, but also the heroines and beautiful female gym leaders in the Pokémon world were conquered, and from then on they were no longer single.

And the Master of Free Life, who will be reset to zero in the new region? Will he be a runner-up in the regional competition?

All impossible.

Why not release it? Because later I found that there was something wrong with the captured Pokémon!

What the hell are you still a trainer?

You must be a trainer, and you can try another way to 'train' them!

And if you 'train' them in another way, there will be special rewards!

Suddenly, a beautiful silver-haired girl appeared before him. She said he'd awakened the ability to "slip," and she wanted to take him away and protect him. She also wanted him to transfer to Hoshi no Kai Academy. Wait, isn't this silver-haired girl Nao Tomori? Aren't there more than just Kaguya-sama: Love is War, Quintessential Quintuplets, and Charlotte here? ... Fortunately, he's no pushover. His abilities aren't limited to the one he got from "In Another World with My Smartphone"—slipping—but he also has abilities from "Cooking Master Boy" and "K"... (Are daily battles 50-50? Quintessential Quintuplets and Kaguya have everything. Conan's behind-the-scenes boss is exactly as some experts had guessed. I'm impressed!)

Good news: I traveled to the daily world of anime girls.

Bad news: The style of the daily world suddenly changed, and it became a doomsday place where cursed spirits are rampant and demons and monsters are everywhere.

Good news: It's stable. I got the flo card drawing system. At the beginning, I inherited the old sword spirit base, killed all the demons and ghosts, and turned them into nutrients for my own growth.

Is there any bad news?

No, there will be no bad news in the future!

Ye Ran, who has countless heroic spirit bases, opened the infinite sword system, used Wang Cai to knock down countless monsters, and made the two-dimensional girls fall in love with him and start a happy life.

Kasumigaoka Utaha: Do you want to touch it? I'm wearing black silk today~

Kitagawa Umi: Dear, my cosplay is only for you to see.

Mizaki Mei: Another yin and yang eyes, how many good sisters do you have?

Kirisu Mando: You don't even let the teacher go?

Kanono Beno: I'm enough for your girlfriend. ...

This article has multiple heroines + the original reborn Huo Yuhao learned the whereabouts of his mentor, how could he not go to rescue him? Being enemies with the gods, so what? It turns out that everything is the plan of the Sea God, and he is just a puppet. You manipulate other people's lives wantonly, and you regard other people's lives as lovers, relatives, and everything is fake. Then what is real? I can't tell, I really can't tell? I thought I would meet the love of my life, but unexpectedly it was calculated on purpose. I was infatuated and divided into two parts, seeking luck to strengthen my body. Luck should help each other, but infatuation cannot resist destiny. After hard work, I finally succeeded, but it was too late to learn the truth. I want this sky to no longer cover my eyes, and I want this earth to no longer bury me

Aoko, reborn in Soul Society, is found by Hana, and having no way to repay her kindness, Aoko decides to repay her with his body! So this is a journey of gratitude filled with positive energy, and there are no rivals ahead on the road to Hana!

The main world of Bleach

Highschool of the Dead, One Piece, Under One Person, and Claymore have all ended!

Preparing for the world of *Dragon Maid*, *The King of Fighters*, *Double Dragon*, *Naruto*, *One-Punch Man*, *Marvel*, *DC*, etc.

Traveling through a dangerous world where old gods are spying and strange beasts are rampant, Zhou Yang obtains the King of All Worlds Chat at a bleak moment!

Since then, all the legendary figures in the world are in one King of All Worlds!

Esdeath: You are very powerful, let's have a fight, everything you win is yours!

Tokisaki Kurumi: You are mine, I won't allow anyone to snatch it from me!

Nie Xiaoqian: Master, I want to be your maid for life!

Red Hair: Please give me a face!

Tianlong Sweeping Monk: Boss, lead me, I can shout 666!

Kaguya: Can you give my sacred tree a little face! Gabriel:

Take me to play in a group, I'll show you a big treasure!

Please watch Zhou Yang communicate with the characters in the world, get the opportunity to build a huge force to crush the world, sweep the world, and cast the eternal supreme throne with the bones of gods and demons! (The introduction is weak, please read the text)

Ye Fan travels to the world of pirates and has a new name, Ostrovsky D. Ye Fan.

The lottery system has been awakened.

You only need to spend 100 million Beli to draw a prize. If you win the corresponding character, you will gain one of the abilities in that world.

The most important thing is here, and you can also spend 1 billion Baileys to exchange for the character you drew.

So Ye Fan began his wonderful life. He participated in the lottery just to become stronger and definitely not for anything else.

One Piece - Boa Hancock.

Naruto World——Uzumaki Kushina.

Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma - Erina Nakiri.

The Seraph of the End——Crulu Tepasi.

Kill! Scarlet Eyes——Esdeath.

Fox Spirit Matchmaker - Tushan Yaya.

Under One Person——Xia He.

Final Fantasy - Tifa.

Fairy Tail - Lucy Heartfilia.

The White Beast—Celestine Lucullus.

.....

Traveling to a cartoon world, with no money and no identity?

Mo Yucheng said he was not panicking because he had an abstract system!

At the beginning, you will get two extremely abstract skills: 1. You will be able to catch a knife with your bare hands 100% of the time! 2. Are you here to pull shit?

But that’s not all, he also has a chat group!

From then on, there appeared an abstract emperor who was hated by everyone in the world.

Mo Yucheng: Jiejiejie, I am the Abstract Emperor and I should suppress all powerful enemies in the world!

Xing: There is a dog ahead, all outsiders please retreat immediately!

Ying: Abstract, too abstract!

Ling: Although he is abstract, he is really handsome!

Kiana: Are you there? Let's go fight the dog together?

As a master who traveled through time, Ian was not so familiar with Chaldea.

But it didn't matter, he had a special ability that other masters didn't have - that was the simulator.

This allowed him to leave his own footprints in history.

- Although it was not normal.

[You became the husband of the demon concubine, but at the same time you cheated on the Holy Knight King disguised as a man, and Britain was in a mess because of you. ]

[You controlled Tamamonomae, and as a master, you let Minamoto no Raikou witness what physical demon exorcism was. The ghosts of the Heian era avoided you. ]

[You made Medusa lose her mind, and the whole of Greece echoed her statement that she would take off her blindfold when she met you again. ]

[You are Jeanne's soul mate, and only you know how to make this saint who is usually very restrained achieve liberation and relaxation in various senses. ]

Ian had to say that this simulator that understands people's hearts is really suitable for him.

Solve all problems in his favorite way.

Everything is fine.

Until one day, when they came to him as servants.

Ian realized that he had caused a lot of romantic debts.