[Funny article + Female empress and witch + Power + Pig farming and harvesting]

Chu Yun travels through a fantasy world, and at the beginning he is on trial. He is slandered by the sect’s top leaders, betrayed by his white moonlight, framed by his love rival, and the world begins to collapse.

At the critical moment, the background editing system was activated, and the background was edited into the Ninth Prince of the Great Xia Dynasty who had been missing for many years.

The moment the soul lamp lit up again, countless powerful people in the Great Xia royal family were shocked.

Emperor Daxia: "Lock on my son's position immediately, quickly!!"

When he was being judged by the sect, the powerful men of the royal family and his uncle, known as the Shura Reverend, tore through space together and came in anger: "A bunch of ants dare to touch my nephew?!"

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Chu Yun: "A bunch of little scoundrels, when they come out to mingle, it's important to have background and connections!"

[The prince and the sect are trying to kill me? Sorry, editing the background, my master is the supreme being, he can destroy the sect with one finger! ]

[A Hundred Dynasties War, the Saint's End? Sorry, editing background, I am Mr. Caotang Qi, if you want to end, you can ask my senior brothers, the Great Emperors, first.]

[Witch's bewitching, sorry, editing background, witch's bewitching turns into pure love, giving everything for me. ]

[The Empress despises me, sorry, editing background, the Empress was upset when she was young, so she came to my house and took good care of me. ]

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My name is Xu Anyan. In my last life, I walked out of Blue Star, stepped into the starry sky, achieved the throne of emperor, and suppressed the sky.

After my death, I was reborn and bound to the [Comparison System] with the boy who stayed at my house.

Every once in a while, the system will conduct a strength comparison between the two sides.

If I win, I can get a lot of resource rewards and accelerate my development.

If I lose, I will go on [Dog Licking Adventure].

I have absolute confidence in myself, and the latter situation will never happen.

The first comparison... I actually lost?

Make him breakfast for five consecutive days, including at least one love omelette... If the other person's satisfaction is high enough, you can get a compensation reward?

Okay, barely acceptable.

In the second comparison, I lost again? Give him a massage?

In the third comparison, I lost again? Confess in front of everyone?

The fourth comparison... Inviting for a kiss? ? ? No, I have to talk to him, he can't get stronger anymore!

...

My name is Su Yuan, a time traveler with a system, staying at the home of my mother's best friend Aunt Xu.

Aunt Xu has a daughter who is a well-known and cold school beauty. She has a cold face and is extremely cold to everyone. She has lived together for a year and has only spoken to me a handful of times.

But starting from one day, she went out of her way and made me a loving breakfast, helped me relax and massaged me after practicing, and in the end she even openly confessed her love to me.

But when she did this, she still had a cold face, as if she was very reluctant.

what is this? The birth of a new species, the cold licking dog?

Until one day, she came to my room in the middle of the night...

Wang Teng traveled to a fantasy world where the strong are respected. He could have been the heir to a large family, but due to his limited qualifications, he became a waste in the eyes of the "world" and was thrown into a remote town.

Fortunately, the daily intelligence system has been awakened.

[Today's Intelligence 1: Yan Jiu, a disciple of the Jiuhua Sword Sect, will find an ancient beast egg at the foot of the Hengduan Mountains in three days.]

[Today's Intelligence 2: Wanbao Trading Company will auction off a collection of exotic beast illustrations. Burning it will grant you the Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Art.]

Countless years later, the primitive ancient world encountered a catastrophe, and all forces in the world were defeated.

Just when everyone was in despair, a hand appeared in a remote town, covering the sky with one palm and crushing all enemies...

After transmigrating, Xu Zhengyang arrived in the world of cultivation… with a programming-based physique.

While others were still sitting cross-legged, tediously absorbing spiritual energy through meditation,

Xu Zhengyang had already written a script that allowed him to cultivate automatically 24/7 without rest!

While others spent day after day painstakingly practicing spells, hoping to gain a slight edge in combat,

Xu Zhengyang had not only packaged spellcasting into executable modules that could be instantly triggered with a single click,

but had also developed customizable spell combos!

And that was just the beginning.

He developed mathematical tools to optimize formation arrays,

used programming logic to crack seals and restrictions,

reverse-engineered alchemy recipes,

built firewalls to resist soul possession,

ran antivirus programs to eliminate inner demons,

and applied algorithmic optimization to control puppet armies…

Years later,

Xu Zhengyang had already become a giant of the immortal path.

Looking back on his journey,

he smiled and said—

“Code is law. Trajectories are the Dao.”

Secret realms appear frequently and planes are projected.

Gods wander at night, mechas in the sky.

Qi Sui traveled to a parallel world of high martial arts similar to Blue Star in his previous life.

Human warriors use their strength to enter the Tao, unearth physical treasures, transcend limits, break through shackles, break genetic shackles, and demand extraordinary power from their destiny.

One day, Qi Sui accidentally discovered that he had a career panel that could evolve infinitely.

[Student] lv10 evolves [Scholar] lv1, [Scholar] lv10 evolves [Apocalypse Master] lv1…

[Martial Arts Student] lv10 evolution [Crazy Fighting Tyrant] lv1…

[Farmer] lv10 evolution [Spirit of Plants and Trees] lv1…

…

Demons are rampant in the secret realm, and ferocious exotic beasts are raging.

In the old days, the gods were ignorant of all living beings, and the mechas and armors roamed the starry sky.

Danger and opportunity coexist.

Qi Sui slowly tore off the damaged arm, and then quickly grew another one. The pores on his body opened and spurted out waves of hot air, like a walking cauldron of flesh.

The palm of his hand stabbed into his chest and he held his heart tightly. Super metabolism was like a burning pleasure.

“Well, the purpose of my coming here is to beat you all to death!”

He said this as he looked at the remains of the mecha and the corpses of gods shrouded in the shadow of his body.

【Copying the "Supreme Elder Lord’s Art of Longevity" once grants +1 Vitality】

At that time, Chen An held a lowly official post merely a proofreader in the Eastern Library. Day after day, he copied scriptures, convinced his life would pass in mediocrity. Yet unexpectedly, he awakened a divine gift: so long as he transcribed or replicated texts, drawings, or paintings, he would receive tangible rewards. From basic attributes at the outset, to peerless martial arts that dominated the jianghu, and even immortal arts offering glimpses of eternal life all flowed from the pages of books.

Chen An understood: the ancients had spoken true. Within books lie golden houses; within books dwell beauties fair as jade.

...Later,

Chen An once hid divine techniques he’d gleaned from books back within their pages, unleashing legends upon the martial world.

With a single stroke, he wrote the character for "rain" (雨), ending years of drought across three hundred miles of the Qin River basin.

With a sweep of his brush, he conjured an immortal’s paradise, coveted by kings and generals alike.

The world sought transcendence, chanting "seek the immortals, seek the immortals."

Little did they know

Immortals walked among them

As we all know, although most evil skills can be quickly mastered, they are accompanied by great side effects. If you are not careful, you will go crazy and die. But if you can pass the side effects on your enemies, how much fun will it be to practice evil skills? Anyway, Zou Feng, who traveled here, is already very happy. What are the most evil, most poisonous, and most immoral skills? All are arranged. This poisonous skill will make your whole body fester and unrecognizable? Practice! Practicing this skill will make you lose your mind and become worse than an animal? Practice! Once you practice it, you will not live for more than a year? Practice! So before long, Zou Feng's name became more and more terrifying: King of Ten Thousand Poisons, Demon Lord of Sitting and Forgetting, Demon without Form... When the world could only look up to him, Zou Feng stood proudly on the top of the mountain, laughing strangely: "There is no such thing as a peaceful life, it's just that someone is carrying the burden for me!"

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"