[No female lead][No female lead][No female lead][Early stages: small world; mid-stage: prehistoric world. Late stages: I won't tell you.]
(Disclaimer: There will never be a female lead in this book! Don't get confused by the few chapters featuring women; it gets better and better as it goes on.)
Chu Tian transmigrates to the world of cultivation and is surprised to discover that he has a Kryptonian constitution—he can become stronger simply by basking in the sun! Perfect!
He only wanted to live a simple life in this ordinary little town until the end of time, until he became a god among men.
Unfortunately, his adopted younger brother, who was a burden, turned out to be a rare innate Dao physique. When the immortal sect forced him to be a freebie, he insisted on taking his "useless spiritual root" older brother with him.
Chu Tian was internally devastated: "The Immortal Sect is in danger! A 99% chance of winning is tantamount to suicide!"
On the surface, he could only remain calm: "...Yes, thank you, Ancestor."
From then on, the Qingyang Sect gained a disciple with a unique and unconventional style.
While others toiled in ascetic practices, he lay flat basking in the sun; while others engaged in magical battles, he donned full armor and hid in a corner; faced with any risk, he cried out, "Absolutely not!"
The disciples all said: Senior Brother Chu is low-key and steady, he must be a reclusive master!
Chu Tian: "No! I'm just a useless person who wants to recharge!"
This book is also known as: "If I can survive long enough, I will smash the heavens and the earth with one punch", "About my brother being a genius and me having a physics cheat", and "A cautious and prudent daily life of sunbathing in the cultivation world".
While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]
【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】
I am a morally bankrupt zombie.
I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.
I am a student with bad behavior.
I am a domineering star.
I am an immortal obsessed with lust.
I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.
…
I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!
I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.
My name is Shen Qingchen. It has been eighteen years since I traveled to a different world where everyone changes jobs.
Adopted by the richest gangster godfather, I have a dream, which is to be immortal in this extraordinary world.
So my adoptive father sent me to Taoism to become a certified clergyman, and learned from the old Taoist priest how to draw Qi into the body, becoming a cultivator in the Qi Refining Stage.
After going down the mountain and changing his job, he became the rarest and most unique time-related profession in the world - the Lord of Time!
Possess the wealth of the rich! Enjoy the power of the underworld! Control the power of time!
I've never had such a wonderful start! I couldn't help but say "wryyyyy!"
But now, I have a big trouble staring at me...
Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.
But I didn't expect...
The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.
Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.
First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.
She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.
How can we prevent this kind of thing?
Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"
The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.
From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.
No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.
Then next——
These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?
Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.
Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.
These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.
"Senior Sister, how come you have..."
Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.
These male disciples no longer believe in love.
In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.
The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.
Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"
[Fantasy/Otherworldly Setting + Academy Theme + Card Game + Comedy]
Zhou Fang travels to another planet with his board game box and becomes a superhuman with the ability to transform all things.
Zhou Fang, who had enlightened the board game box, could draw one card every day.
"What? You're going to work hard at cultivation?"
"I can become stronger by drawing cards."
"What? You have a cultivation technique that makes you invincible among those of the same level?"
"I get a free cultivation technique just by drawing a card, and I can learn it in a second."
"You say you have divine weapons?"
"I can conjure dragon claws with my hand by drawing cards, shattering iron like mud."
Watch as Zhou Fang, in this bizarre and fantastical other world, draws a divine card and suppresses the entire universe...
This book is a lighthearted and humorous fantasy novel. It's imaginative and logical, but not exaggerated. I hope you enjoy it.
(Friendly reminder: This story has a bit of a "trash-talking" element in the beginning, so please proceed with caution if you dislike this style. Thank you for your understanding.)
[Bizarre + Online Game + Conceptual God + Multiple Female Leads + Far Ahead + Humor = ?]
Ye Xuan was reborn and logged into the bizarre game ahead of time, immediately obtaining a concept-level talent.
[Experience Frenzy (Server-wide Exclusive): Killing a unit guarantees 1 experience point]
then.
Instead of hunting monsters, he spends his days staring at ant nests and urinating on them.
[Ding! Successfully killed Ant Ghost *2876123, gained experience +2876123]
As ant nests were destroyed one by one, Emperor Zipi successfully reached the pinnacle.
When the max-level player walked out of the beginner village, the surrounding monsters were completely dumbfounded.
"Brother, why don't you take on this weird boss role?"
[Time freeze + apocalypse + superpowers + arrogance + forgetting one's roots]
Bai Ye travels to the era of great catastrophe two hundred years in the future.
This place is fraught with danger, the people are honest and kind, and mutated beasts run rampant, but he is not worried.
Because he can remain still for one minute each day, and if he doesn't use it today, he can accumulate it tomorrow.
At this point, he deeply realized that time is the true meaning of life!
Faced with the brutal wasteland leader, Bai Ye earnestly advised, "I really don't want to waste time killing you. Why don't you kneel down and beg me, and we'll let this matter go?"
Looking at the evil god lying in a pool of blood, Bai Ye sighed, "Do you know how much time I wasted trying to kill you? Ten seconds! A full ten seconds! How many ten seconds does a person have in a lifetime?!"
Many years later.
Reporter: Mr. Shirano, as the terminator of the Great Cataclysm era, people want to know why you were so successful?
Baiye: Cherish time.
Reporter: You mean don't waste time on meaningless things, seize every minute and second to strive, and cherish the present in order to embrace the future!
Shirano: Huh? Yeah! That's exactly what I meant.
Reporter: With the arrival of a new era, many people have not yet adapted. They feel lost and confused. What do you think people should do today?
Baiye: Cherish time.
Reporter: You misunderstood. What I meant was, what is the ultimate goal of people today, in the final analysis, what is the purpose of living?
Shirono: In order to cherish time.
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Completed works include "Until Death Do Us Part!", "I Control the World with Illusions", and "I Sacrifice Myself in the Demon Suppression Division".
[Online game] + [Integrated with reality] + [Decisive and ruthless] + [No female lead] + [Invincible and satisfying story] + [Occasionally uses internet slang]
The Dark Realm has descended; killing monsters will increase your strength, and thus begins the era of slaughter on Earth!
Lin Feng was reborn with the ancient coin of rules back to before the Dark Realm descended, and he gained an additional unique immortal-level talent—rule reorganization.
You can modify a single character in any entry by consuming your lifespan.
Tier B Talent - Poison Master: Increases the effect of poisons by an additional 30%.
Talent activated, modification successful, % changed to ×, additionally increases poison effect by 30×.
Gained a flawed god-tier passive skill: Endless Blood Pool.
Activate a second life health bar, with a maximum of one thousand times the main attribute.
Modification successful. The upper limit of 1,000 times the main attribute has been changed to 1,000 times the main attribute.
"Damn it, all the warriors in my guild have chipped their swords and broken their bowstrings, but his health bar hasn't budgeed an inch. He's completely exhausted, isn't he?!"
"I upgraded all my gear to +18, and I still got kicked to death in one kick. You're telling me to calm down?"
...
The first day of the Dark Realm's descent.
Raymond Lam: I'm invincible, do whatever you want.
Zhang Yichen traveled through a world of his own, became a disciple of Longhu Mountain, and obtained a wish-fulfilling system.
You can get wish points every day and use them to make wishes.
But the bigger the wish, the more wish value it consumes.
[I make a wish and learn the Golden Light Mantra immediately]
[I make a wish to exchange the Golden Light Mantra for a method of cultivating immortality.]
[I wish to exchange this remote communication device (cell phone) for a bottle of Qi Refining Stage elixir.]
[I make a wish, Yang Wu Lei will be upgraded by one level]
I wish that when I learn Fenghou Qimen, I will not be obsessed with the inner scene.
[I made a wish that when I encounter danger, a castrated version of Feng Hou's image will appear behind my head, but only the enemy can see it]
I make a wish...