(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

[Double male protagonists, forced love, yandere paranoia, two strong men abusing scumbags, sweet and flirtatious, 1V1 double purity]

In order to eliminate the resentment of evil ghosts, the ghost messenger Shuangyu travels to three thousand small worlds to slap the faces and abuse the scum, but who can tell him why there are crazy people in every world who force love on him?

The boss smiled charmingly and caressed the reddened corners of his eyes in the video: "The crying expression must be more attractive."

His Highness Alpha appears to be sunny and handsome, but he pushes him against the wall at night: "Yu, you are mine!"

The stand-in knocked on Bai Yueguang's door in the middle of the night and cried, "Hold me, I had a nightmare again."

The father of the vampire smiled evilly: "Wolf cub, how does it feel to become the vampire you hate the most?"

The personal guard knelt on one knee with a pious expression: "Master, if you want to take back this kingdom, you have to satisfy this servant."

…

Shuangyu was helpless and annoyed. Who could tell him where all the souls he had extradited after working so hard on the mission had gone? !

King Ashura smiled and beckoned to him: "Yu, are you looking for them? Be good, come into my arms, all their souls are yours!"

[Signed for publication] [Warm Farming + Miracle Doctor + Cute Baby + Double Cleanliness + Doting Wife]

[Little sweet wife + reserved, steady, loyal and affectionate male protagonist]

As soon as Chu Yue opened her eyes, her gambling-addicted father gave her to the Lu family in the mountains as a daughter-in-law.

A dilapidated house that is about to collapse, two young brothers-in-law, and a sickly mother-in-law.

Chu Yue said that as long as the family works together, this will not be a problem.

She was well versed in medical knowledge, digging ginseng, collecting herbs, and picking Ganoderma lucidum. Ever since she joined the family, good fortune began to flourish for the Lu family...

The villagers of Banpo Village opened their mouths in surprise. "Huh? Ever since Chu Yue married Lu Xinghe, their family has been getting more and more prosperous!"

Chu Yue, who made a fortune in silence, happily worshipped a "foodie" master and eventually became a famous doctor in Nanyuan Country.

And a certain affectionate and devoted Prime Minister was currently in the court, thinking about his lovely wife at home...

ps: The word "哩" is used to enrich the background of the story and set the local accent. If you don't like it, you can exit directly. Please don't give a bad review because of this small detail.

The heroine's only memory of her previous life is her medical skills, and her personality will be influenced by the original owner. She can be regarded as an ancient person.

The pitfalls to avoid are clearly written in the introduction. If you don't like it, you can quit directly. I am sensitive and will not accept negative comments on the content that has been avoided.

[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

[Prince Regent VS Princess Chongxi, who will return with a cute baby after five years]

The regent of Tianxia Kingdom, who holds a heavy army in his hands, has power in his hands, and is not close to women, has been poisoned again, and this time he is about to die.

When everyone was worrying that the palace had no successors, a small group who looked exactly like the regent was sent to the gate of the palace.

Only then did they remember that five years ago when the Prince Regent was poisoned for the first time, the concubine daughter of the Yu family was kidnapped by her family to cheer him up.

Because of the same illness, she tried her best to detoxify him, but the day he woke up, she was persecuted by the royal family and disappeared mysteriously.

At this time, when a certain prince saw Xiao Tuanzi, his eyes darkened, “But your mother’s old love for this king is unforgettable, so you recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors?”

Xiaotuanzi gritted his teeth and said: “No! In a few days, the little Marquis of Xichu will marry the eldest princess, who is my mother. My mother asked me to see if you are dead. Don’t die on the day she gets married. It’s bad luck. ”

As soon as the words fell, a certain tuberculosis prince lifted the quilt, scooped up the little dumpling, and strode out.

“Don’t worry, the king will not die on the day your mother gets married. After all… this king will go to snatch her.”

Song Jinxiu transmigrated into the body of a peasant girl. Her s*umbag Father had taken a new wife, her Mother had been cast aside, and now Song Jinxiu was left to fend for herself while caring for her crippled Brother, young brother, frail Mother, and Meimei (Little Sister). Determined to carve out their own path, she split from the family and started anew.

With a magical space at her fingertips, she struck it rich overnight. Strategic and resourceful, she led her kin in transforming their fortunes and elevating their status.

Yet—

How could a golden-scaled dragon remain in a shallow pond?

At the first sign of wind and cloud, it would soar to the heavens!

[Exchange of bride + palace intrigue + sisterly comparison + scumbag boyfriend and girlfriend's ultimate fate]

My cousin and I got engaged at the same time.

She married the heir of the Duke's family, and I married the second son.

It's quite a story that cousins ​​married their own brothers.

Who would have thought that the crown prince would die on the battlefield, and the title of duke would fall to the second son.

To get rid of her reputation for bringing bad luck to her husband, my cousin turned to my fiancé.

On the eve of my wedding, my fiancé asked me to request to become his concubine.

Although it is a bit unfair to you to be a concubine, what more could an orphan like you ask for than being able to marry into the Duke's mansion?

Your cousin is the legitimate daughter of a marquis; are you perhaps trying to outdo her and become the principal wife?

Everyone assumed that I would either compromise or stand firm and refuse to marry.

As a result, I told everyone: I want to marry the deceased young master.

...

The moment Chuci died in a car accident was bound by a merit system. From then on, only by doing good deeds and gaining merit can he prolong his life.

Chu Ci glanced at his ten-digit balance in Alipay, sighed, silently lowered his head and ate a piece of 51 packs of instant noodles.

After the meal, he gave the charity an anonymous payment of 10 million yuan.

If you have money, you cannot spend it for yourself.

When Chuci was eighteen years old, the critically ill old man of the Chu family didn’t know which of the tendons was wrong, so he suddenly took Chuci, the granddaughter who had been abandoned by them for many years, to go home.

The Chu family decided that Chuci’s return was to fight for inheritance.

Seeing Chu Ci, which totaled no more than one hundred yuan up and down, made the Chu family disgusted.

The servants at home wear more decent clothes than Chuci.

How could their family have such a desolate daughter? Still want to divide the Chu family’s legacy? no way!

In fact, Chuci had no interest in inheritance at all, because she couldn’t spend the inheritance.

What’s more, her own assets are more than those of the entire Chu family, and the legacy of Mr. Chu is not rare at all.

What Chu Ci was worried about was being able to eat and drink for free in the Chu family.

Because of the system’s regulations, if someone invites her to dinner, it doesn’t count as her expense, and no merit is deducted.

Then she won’t have to worry about her eating and sleeping problems.

Competing for property? nonexistent.

Chuci just wanted to make a salted fish in Chu’s family, and mix food and drink.