Possessing the powers of Amon from Lord of Mysteries, a mysterious being who adopts Amon's identity, a true god with errors and dual sequences, wearing a monocle, I am a con artist who travels through countless worlds. In Soubu High School, I made the entire school do calisthenics with me; in Fuyuki City, the Holy Grail War turned into a prank war; in Marineford, I turned the Marineford War into a massive rave.

Don't ask me why, the answer is simply—it's for fun.

This is a story about chaos, laughter, and a touch of tenderness. Of course, it's mostly chaos.

Friendly reminder: Don't be afraid, please hug your blanket tightly before reading, after all, I won't suddenly appear beside you.

[Duck][Mei][Kiana]

After being destroyed by Planet Godzilla in the endless void, the resurrected Planet Eater Ghidorah, wounded and transformed into King Ghidorah, descended upon the shattered world and joined the chat group.

Reborn in an island nation after the bubble bursts, Iijima Tanigumo's original plan was to study hard, get into the University of Tokyo, and then go home to inherit his family's vast fortune.

However, a scroll depicting a hundred demons that came with him gave Gu Yun the ability to see monsters.

Helpless, Gu Yun had no choice but to revise her life plan.

"In order not to inherit a vast fortune," Gu Yun said, "I have decided to become a demon exorcist."

[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]

Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.

They obtained the so-called "player madness system".

There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.

And you can choose when to enter the card pool.

So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.

Version 1.1...

"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"

"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"

"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"

His popularity across the internet continues to rise.

But as time went on...

Version 4.0...

When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?

"You're asking me?"

"Just who is this man?!"

"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"

"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"

This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.

Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.

An unnamed five-star general even commented:

"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."

...

But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.

And his past and everything he does now.

This shocked the entire internet.

"Rehabilitation" is the journey starting from [The Fool] and ultimately reaching [The World]—a path of understanding the real world and forging an ideal one.

Ren Amamiya decides to complete his rehabilitation by "nine-timing."

Exploring Mementos with Hare, practicing swordsmanship with Mei, learning coffee brewing from Himeko, trading with Raven.

When Ren Amamiya confidently kicks open the deepest door of Mementos, bringing the invincible Satanael to challenge the final boss, the Evil God, he instead finds a white-haired, cold-faced man sitting on a throne eating instant noodles!

Suddenly looking back, seeing an extra white-haired Tuna among the partners who arrived with him at the Cocoon of Finality, Ren Amamiya has a sudden realization: he transmigrated to the wrong world! This isn't P5, but the world of Honkai Impact 3rd!

"Damn it, now I've really become the Trickster!"

Watching his companions, who deeply believe his "Persona" theory, shout things like "Kurikara!" and "Project Bunny!" as they charge forward, a drop of cold sweat slowly trickles down Ren Amamiya's forehead.

However, the most troublesome part is...

"Recently, Joker's room seems to have become quite the 'love nest,' hasn't it?"

After the battle, Bronya murmurs faintly, and nearby, Seele, Rita, Fu Hua, and the others instantly freeze up.

[There is no CP in the main text/The protagonist of the micro-heartthrob has two forms, sometimes big and sometimes small]

【Currently, Curse Return, Conan, Magic Fast, Wenye】

Let me ask you, what should the God in your heart look like?

Is it a majestic existence sitting high in the sky, looking down at all living beings?

Is he the embodiment of compassion, gentleness, and listening to prayers?

Or is he an eternal observer who is detached from the world and indifferent to the mundane?

No matter what, it shouldn't be this white-haired boy in front of me who is bragging about his tenth bowl of ramen, right?!

When this weird guy who calls himself the "God of Food" stares at you with dead fish eyes, his mouth still stuffed with his fifth bowl of eel rice, he says incoherently:

"Offer to me, and I'll grant you all your wishes... Of course, you have to feed me first."

You'd better think about it seriously, because this may be more troublesome than dealing with cursed spirits, people with special abilities, or serial killers.

After all, he can eat more than just human food.

Cursed power, supernatural powers, or even... concepts?

Jody, a science whiz, is transported to a world of magic and martial arts, but the magic he awakens seems to be different from that of others.

You can sense fire element, are you a genius fire mage? But I can sense carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen element, and the fireballs I create are even bigger than yours.

You can sense the wind element and fly on it? But I can control air density and walk on air.

The First Alchemist of the Royal City: Why can you produce such a powerful explosion with just a jar of salt?

I'll tell you, I can separate sodium and chlorine elements and recombine them into simple substances.

What magic or martial arts can compare to my physics and chemistry?

The Marineford War is about to begin, and countless Marines have gathered at Marineford, preparing for a decisive battle against the Whitebeard Pirates! But just then, Luffy, Jinbe, and Ivankov, who were causing chaos in Impel Down, suddenly stopped. They had come across a colossal object placed at the entrance to the sixth level—a massive block of ice filled with seawater! And inside this ice block, a figure seemed to be floating! Who is this woman sealed inside?!

Jinbe the Sea Knight: I have heard that twenty years ago there was a Marine Admiral who, in a fit of rage, turned the first half of the Grand Line into a sea of ​​blood!

The Warring States of Buddha: In order to win this war, it seems we must release her from the "Sea Tower Ice Prison"!

Hero Garp: If she awakens, this war will be thrown into complete chaos!

Akainu: Sensei, are you finally waking up?!

Whitebeard: Oh dear, you Marines actually dared to release that demon! What a mess!

Kaido: You've finally appeared! I've been waiting for you for twenty years! Let's have a good fight!

[Super Rich] [System] [Multiple Female Leads] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Behind-the-Scenes Power]

On the day of the breakup, Lin Bai bound himself to the 'Peerless Beauty Rebate System'.

Money? Get multiple times the cashback on your purchases!

Women? All sorts of goddesses are throwing themselves at you!

An enemy? Just make him disappear from the face of the earth!

Just when everyone thought Lin Bai was just a lucky nouveau riche, an ancient enemy emerged from the shadows.

Behind Lin Bai, his group of stunningly beautiful confidantes quietly drew a sword called 'Qinglin'.

This isn't just good luck with women; this is clearly Lin Bai's—Invincible Imperial Guard!

[Simulation][Multiple][Battleground][Daily Life][Slightly Yandere][All Sweet]

(The rating is low now that it's just been released, but it will increase later.)

If you were faced with a Destroyer at the start of the game, what would you do?

Fight back and die at lightning speed, or lie down obediently and choose a better position.

Su Ze said he'd worry about life or death later, let's do a simulation first. Simulation, start!

But as the simulation ended, Su Ze discovered that the simulation was actually real.

This isn't a life simulator, it's clearly a past life memory restoration technique!

"I want a refund!!!"

"Aha, the life simulator has been received and is non-refundable."

Su Ze looked at the girl who had caught up with him, a tear rolling down his cheek.

"I don't want to be hacked to pieces..."

Xia Die: "Aze, can you hug me one more time?"

Fu Xuan: "Husband, when are you coming back? Xuan'er misses you so much."

Ruan Mei: "Darling, I want to eat the plum blossom cake you make."

Firefly: "Doctor, I've seen fireflies, but where are you?"

Kafka: "Honey, take good care of our daughter."

Xing: "Old Deng, you're really something. I have powerful connections wherever I go, no doubt about it."

(The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)

The "Dancing Butterfly" chapter was written in version 3.2, so there will be some backstabbing parts, but I will explain them back later.