[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]

I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.

Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!

From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!

What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?

"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"

What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"

"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"

When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...

As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.

"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"

"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"

The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.

The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!

When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.

I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.

Travel to the second dimension with a "card drawing system".

Taste the deliciousness of blood and killing in the dungeon.

In the Juwang Academy, see the music of demons and fallen angels.

In the town of another world, see the custom shops of different races.

Good news! He's been transported to Honkai Impact 3rd, but he's in a state of chaos. He's transported to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and has acquired a diary system. As long as he writes a valuable diary entry every day, he can earn good rewards to make himself stronger.

In order to change those tragedies, Chen Shaojie began writing in his diary every day to earn rewards. But the way these people looked at him always seemed a little strange.

Kevin: "Hey bro, didn't you think the Judgment of Heavenly Fire was really cool? Let me teach you how to use it."

Su: "Good brother, please help me out, the hospital is overwhelmed."

Alicia: "Hi! Did you miss me, Little Jie? ~♪"

Paddy: "Boss, I promise I'll pay for the next order."

Möbius: "Little mouse, don't go! Let's move on to the next project: how to cultivate life."

Velvi: "I've had a good idea recently, a giant mech, hmm, not a bad idea."

Qianjie: "A fierce battle is the best option. You don't want to fight lately? Get out of here."

Aponia: "Thousand Calamities, please be polite."

Greta: "Big brother's colors are always the best choice for painting, no matter how long it takes."

This novel is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to imitate it.

[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]

Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.

He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!

Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]

"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"

"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"

"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."

The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"

Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"

The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."

[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]

Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.

They obtained the so-called "player madness system".

There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.

And you can choose when to enter the card pool.

So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.

Version 1.1...

"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"

"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"

"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"

His popularity across the internet continues to rise.

But as time went on...

Version 4.0...

When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?

"You're asking me?"

"Just who is this man?!"

"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"

"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"

This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.

Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.

An unnamed five-star general even commented:

"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."

...

But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.

And his past and everything he does now.

This shocked the entire internet.

They were unexpectedly transported to Teyvat.

Lin Yan obtained the Minecraft template.

The originally powerless little chicken has acquired Steve's physique.

Unlimited resources strengthen Liyue.

With a single slap, he opened up the Pure Land of the Heart, allowing Yingbao to cook for him personally.

The slumbering principles of Heaven were awakened.

She actually turned into a fangirl and went to him.

From then on.

Lin Yan embarks on an enviable life in Teyvat!

The abyss has invaded, Earth has undergone a cataclysmic change, and the era of universal job advancement has begun.

Su Bai switched to a useless profession and started as the captain of the Fools!

Only when your level is high enough can you obtain all of the captain's abilities.

And so, the nightmare of the abyss began.

I don't care what it is, whether it's a hell dragon, a demon lord, or some abyss overlord.

They're all trash compared to my immortal captain.

If you want to invade Earth, you'll have to ask the sword in my hand first!

[Death Eye: Ability type. Possessing the Death Eye will make you the greatest archer, provided you don't have any sudden flashes of inspiration.] [Wind Sword Technique: Ability type. Yes, that's right, possessing the power to control the wind will make you the happiest man.] [Horse Charm: Item type. A noble horse can expel all external forces from your body, keeping you away from pain. Can it cure kidney deficiency?] [Diamond Pickaxe: Item type. Give me enough time, and I can dig through the Earth!]... Loya transmigrates to Marvel and possesses a game-like life system. As long as he completes NPC tasks, he can obtain rewards. On the surface, he is S.H.I.E.L.D.'s most capable agent. In secret, he is also a powerful henchman of Hydra. He is usually a helpful neighbor, occasionally works as a vigilante, and often plays the role of an assassin...