Ever since Youhe accidentally watched a bit of the anime "Tales of Demons and Gods" with his sister, he'd become completely obsessed. He followed the anime to the manga, and then to the novel. But the more he read, the more he felt it was a mild harem novel. He also saw many readers' skepticism about Xiao Ning'er's fate: because she stayed up all night reading the novel, got up at 5 a.m. to go to high school, and then stayed up again reading the novel until 3 a.m. before going to bed, she died of heart failure at a young age. She then transmigrated into the body of Nie He, the younger brother of the male protagonist Nie Li, a character not present in the original story.

Since this is a new story and an adaptation, there may be many problems. Readers, please point them out and I will definitely read and revise them. Please be kind. ₍ ⸝⸝· ᴥ ·⸝⸝ ₎ Qiu Mi~

This story features some detailed descriptions; if you find it disorganized, you can skip to the end 👀. The main text? Just a little bit. Because the plot is quite extensive, there will be a long process of organizing it. Please be gentle with your comments; writing is hard work (๑＞ڡ＜)☆

Hello everyone! My name is Ye Yu (Night Rain), yes, Ye as in night and Yu as in rain. [The first few hundred words are in the first person] Just like my name, my mood right now is like the rain falling at night. I was just a high school otaku, sitting at home preparing toilet paper and enthusiastically watching anime. But then, I complained, "This mundane world is so boring." I don't know if a shooting star happened to streak across the sky when I complained, or if some great being shamelessly spied on me and played a huge joke on me. A flash of light, a blink of an eye, and I was transported to another world. I looked around at the medieval Western European-style buildings, full of historical atmosphere, completely bewildered. Before I could even react, a jumble of electronic device sounds filled my head. It made me wonder if my brain had been inexplicably modified by a mad scientist.

[The Father's Avengers Alliance], [A Doting Father], [Give the Readers Something Good to Eat]

Li Pu transmigrates to the Marvel universe and awakens a cloud-based child-raising system. Just as he is wondering why the system has such a strange name, a spaceship suddenly falls from the sky and crashes in front of him.

He suspected he was about to find Superman, which would make his time travel a sure thing.

If you teach your child from a young age that extending your hand means they should come to your rescue "no matter what"...

However, when the cabin door opened, he saw a child with green hair and a tail.

The child he found is a Saiyan!

And he's the legendary Super Saiyan, Broly!

From then on, Lip adopted a baby every now and then. After Broly, he found Conrad Cots, the Primarch of the "Midnight Lords," and a tiny Homelander...

Wait a minute, you're asking these kids why they're all notorious "father's enemies"?

Li Pu was also helpless about this.

God knows how many belts he went through in order to educate these troubled children.

But as the children grew up, Li Pu gradually came to appreciate the joys of being a father.

...

Broly: Dad, that purple sweet potato spirit is also a piece of trash with a combat power of less than 1 million. I didn't even have to use my strength before he was knocked out.

Conrad Coates: Father, Tony Stark called me "Batman," which was such a lame nickname that I got so angry I bought his company.

Ah Zu: Dad, which Mom have you got your eye on? I'll help you snatch her away... Waaaaah! (Li Pu quickly covers his mouth)

(The ratings have just been released, please don't mind them)

Tang Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became the son of a titled Douluo elder of the Clear Sky Sect. He started with the "Hammer Tang San System," which allowed him to become stronger by hammering Tang San, and included four system tasks: [Task 1: Initial Hammering of Tang San.] [Task 2: When Tang San first returned to the Clear Sky Sect to acknowledge his ancestors, hammer him hard and blast him out of the sect.] Completing these tasks would reward Tang Yu with various rich rewards, including soul bones, external soul bones, and martial souls. Tang Yu: Okay, okay! Hammering Tang San makes me stronger, right? Here I come, you little brat! Tang San: Don't come any closer! Please, Brother Yu! Please stop hammering me! Tang Yu: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could his Clear Sky Hammer be so powerful?

Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, his martial soul awakens a cold flame, only to be misunderstood as a useless soul? His soul power is only level 0.5! Finding the correct way to use his martial soul, he refines herbs and his cultivation progresses by leaps and bounds! Following his grandfather's wishes, he goes to seek refuge with Yu Xiaogang but is rejected, unexpectedly encountering Tang San's second martial soul, which harbors deadly intent. While refining precious medicines and taking medicinal baths, he attracts covetous eyes, resorting to both overt and covert robbery—Tang San's Buddha-like nature remains unchanged. This is the story of a soul master whose martial soul possesses no offensive power whatsoever, not even qualifying as support, yet he is forced onto the path of brute force. Torture Tang San, torture Yu Xiaogang, join the Spirit Hall. This book is also known as "I Clearly Wanted to Be the God of Medicine, But Was Forced to Become a Strongman" and "Douluo, My Path of Physical Cultivation."

How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?

Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!

A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!

He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!

In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!

Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!

Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!

As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!

(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)

I, Uchiha Hofu, accidentally traveled to the world of Naruto.

I obtained the Multiverse Sign-in System! And I got the SSR-level treasure, the [Herrscher of Reason Core]!

I single-handedly repelled the Iwagakure army!

I led my people to evacuate Konoha and establish our own clan!

I slaughtered the darkness of Konoha—Shimura Danzo!

While chatting and laughing with Ban Ye, we decided the fate of a great nation!

I witnessed the collapse descending upon the ninja world!

I defeated the strongest enemy I have ever encountered—the Herrscher of Water!

I am the current head of the Uchiha clan, the former daimyo of the Land of Water, the five-core herrscher of the Hokage, and the demon god of the end—Uchiha Hatake!

The Otsutsuki arrives in high spirits, only to be brutally beaten by an ordinary Uchiha Jonin. That would be quite a sight!

Travel to the Douluo Continent.

Lu Chengfeng binds himself to the system and establishes the strongest Soul Master Academy.

Someone said, "Our Shrek Academy only accepts geniuses; we don't accept monsters."

Lu Chengfeng: "What a coincidence, we only collect useless people, and our main focus is on the rise of the useless!"

You say your martial spirit is no good? Have you ever heard of the Third Prince of the Red Lotus? Just make do with it.

100,000-year-old soul rings and soul bones are given away free of charge, with unlimited supply.

Twin martial souls are as common as dogs in the academy, and god-level martial souls are everywhere.

In a short time.

Countless powerful individuals came seeking to join, but the result was...

A certain offering:

"I'm a Title Douluo, and you expect me to guard the gate?"

"Are titled Douluo really that powerful? See that guy over there picking up manure? Does he look familiar?"

"Hiss, that's... Lord Sea God!"

Ye Feiyang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and awakened the Nine-Leaf Sword Grass Martial Soul. He thought he would have to develop quietly without any cheat codes, but he unexpectedly awakened a disciple-recruiting system. The age of his soul rings was equal to the sum of the age of his disciples' soul rings, and there were also various supreme divine abilities and cultivation methods as rewards! So Ye Feiyang decided to target many beautiful female characters and become a god by recruiting disciples.

[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]

[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]

I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.

However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.

It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.

Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.

I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.

Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"

Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.

I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.

Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"

Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.

I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.

Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"

From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.

Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.

The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"

The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."

At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.