Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

The abyss has invaded, Earth has undergone a cataclysmic change, and the era of universal job advancement has begun.

Su Bai switched to a useless profession and started as the captain of the Fools!

Only when your level is high enough can you obtain all of the captain's abilities.

And so, the nightmare of the abyss began.

I don't care what it is, whether it's a hell dragon, a demon lord, or some abyss overlord.

They're all trash compared to my immortal captain.

If you want to invade Earth, you'll have to ask the sword in my hand first!