[Naval faction, satirical style, lighthearted and enjoyable story, logically sound]

Q: What do you do if you accidentally travel to the world of One Piece, where pirates roam and war is raging?

A: Join the Navy!

Paid training, monthly income over 10,000 yuan;

Large platform, fast promotion speed;

Accommodation and three meals a day are included, and transportation (on a warship) is provided.

With the backing of a world government, job security, working until 99 is not a dream!

Navy Headquarters Captain Carl stated that the above situation is basically true, but it does nothing to stop him from slacking off!

Who told him to have a "slacking off system"? He can become stronger just by slacking off every day!

P.S.: Slacking off is just a way to get stronger, it doesn't mean you should just slack off and do nothing!

I want to write a book. First, I need an interesting and handsome protagonist to connect with the reader. Then, one or two beautiful, lovely girls... maybe three or four would be nice too. With a boy and a girl, it's only natural to add some romance, some ambiguity, some heart-throbs, a layer of milk and honey, a touch of bitterness and astringency, all mixed together... It looks delicious. Then, add a flirty narrator and set it up as a system. Finally, to make the book taste even better, I need to add more sugar. I open the sugar jar, and then, with a slip of my hand, I pour the whole thing in... Damn, isn't that too sweet? I hurriedly pour in some more "Book of Songs," some Shura scenes, some life philosophy... Finally, this is the book... I think it tastes pretty good.