[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]

[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]

I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.

However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.

It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.

Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.

I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.

Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"

Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.

I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.

Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"

Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.

I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.

Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"

From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.

Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.

The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"

The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."

At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.

Lin Baiyu's grandfather, lying in his hospital bed, decides to tell a white lie.

"Child, there is actually no hereditary disease in our family. You are just too talented to show it."

When you turn eighteen, you will achieve great things.

Five years later, at Jianghai Mental Hospital.

Your cheat code, the Mind-Body Body, has arrived. What my heart believes, is all true!

Lin Baiyu blew out the candles on her eighteenth birthday cake.

"I'm eighteen now, it's time to make a name for myself."

In his previous life, Zhang Beixing died young due to health reasons, but was reborn back to his college days.

Looking at this young, healthy but weak body, he decided to exercise hard and strengthen his body starting today.

[Question: I want to improve my physique and become stronger. What should I do?]

Zhang Beixing went online for help, and the system happened to appear. As long as he listened to advice and completed other people's suggestions, he could gain ability points and become infinitely stronger.

"Running slowly? Then carry some weights! Carrying 50 kilograms of weight and running ten kilometers every day will definitely make you as light as a swallow."

"Lack of jumping ability? That's because you didn't step your left foot on your right foot. If you train like this, you can fly..."

"Want to learn some weapons for self-defense? Come on, who touches controlled knives these days? Just practice chopping tree stumps with a wooden sword. Swing the sword ten thousand times a day, and when you've mastered it, you can injure people with your sword energy."

"Want to learn some kung fu? Who still practices traditional self-defense these days? Times have changed! Why not try to deduce the 'Flowing Water Shattering Rock Palm' and the 'Origin of Qi Body'..."

“…”

As one outrageous suggestion after another was put forward by stupid netizens.

Several years later, Zhang Beixing was interviewed and asked how he became a 'superman'.

He smiled slightly: "Nothing, I just listen to advice"

Netizen: "??? We are just joking, are you serious?"

[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]

Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.

He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!

Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]

"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"

"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"

"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."

The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"

Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"

The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."

"Since you're too slow, your little frog has brought you back a travel souvenir: the [God-tier Glitter Fruit]!"

"Since your strength is too weak, your froglet has brought you a souvenir: [Destruction - Flowing Blade Like Fire]."

"Since your health bar is too fragile, your little frog has brought you the pet [Rebirth from the Ashes: Undying Phoenix]."

…………

Upon transmigrating to the world of Godslayer, Ning Yun discovers that he has become Lin Qiye's classmate and has also awakened a cheat ability.

To his utter surprise, his cheat code turned out to be a mini-game he had once played called "Travel Frog".

The whole game started to feel off.

The little frog's travel destinations have become the myriad worlds!

What were originally ordinary local specialties have become unique products from various worlds!

Ning Yun obtained the God-Glint Fruit right from the start!

...

Reopened '2' times

This book is also known as "Slaying Gods: I Have a Blade, Slaughtering Across Dimensions!"

[This book is sweet, so proceed with caution if you don't like that. If you're unhappy, just eat me! + Invincible + Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart]

Good news: I've transmigrated. Bad news: I've transmigrated to the world of Godslayer.

Good news: She was reborn as a baby. Bad news: She became Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart.

Seriously? Master Erjiu, what are you trying to do?!

[Ding! Congratulations, you are a sweet and soft girl~]

Huh? No, you damned old scoundrel Erjiu, what are you doing?!

Lin Qiye: Wanwan, you smell so good!

Su Wan: Holy crap! What are you trying to do, Zero Wife Night?! Jialan is your true love!!!

Garan: Hmm...

Good news: I've awakened a system. Bad news: I've transmigrated and become a girl.

Zhao Kongcheng: Girl, watch this strike, it'll be so cool!!!

Su Wan: Uncle Zhao, watch this! This strike is even cooler than yours!!!

Masked Man: My hair?! This fragrant, soft food in front of me was devoured in a single slice. Feed me peanuts!!!

Loki: Mortal, would you be willing to become my agent?

The long sword was drawn. Su Wan: Little Loki, obediently become my servant.

Jialan, you need to take care of your Seven Nights!

Shen Qingzhu: Master, please accept my bow!

Cao Yuan: I admit it, you are indeed more handsome than Lin Qiye.

Baili Pangpang: So sweet, so sweet... (chewing)

An Qingyu: I'm very interested in you, if only... *slap!* (Jiang Er slaps her) Waaaaaah, feed me peanuts.

[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the Story Collapse System!]

[Urban Martial Arts] [Single Female Lead] [Sixth Brother] [Exhilarating Combat] [Volume] [Family Protectiveness]

Su Xinghe transmigrates to an urban martial arts world and becomes an orphan without parents.

Just when he thought he was about to make a comeback as an "orphan," he discovered...

The original owner was a complete waste! While others could control lightning with their lightning-based abilities, his was only good for charging his phone.

Su Xinghe: I'm tired. Let's destroy it!

However, things took an unexpected turn when the "Path of Martial Arts Achievement," designed to subdue those who dared to defy the odds, was activated—as long as you completed the tasks issued by the system, you could obtain free attribute points!

Su Xinghe was filled with enthusiasm, and had just set a small goal when his parents came knocking on his door!

Su's mother: "Son, if anyone bullies you, I'll shake all their eggs until the yolks are broken!"

Su's father: "My dear son, here's a hundred million for your pocket money!"

From then on, when Su Xinghe prepared to study diligently, his father bought the entire cultivation tower.

Just as he was about to risk his life in the secret realm, his mother had already sent a fleet to flatten it.

Looking at the path to becoming a top-tier writer, which had been "crushed" by his parents' love, Su Xinghe timidly raised his hand to the system: "Um... System Bro... why don't you uninstall it? I'm afraid my parents will misunderstand!"

My name is Chen Mo, and I've traveled through time.

I thought I would live an ordinary life.

Unexpectedly, one day, the gears of fate would begin to turn.

[Look! Look! The plot has begun! Our first victim, Chen Mo, has appeared.]

He'll be taken back to the Chen family soon, where his miserable life will begin. Facing favoritism from his family and hostility from his adopted son, he'll endure countless hardships to prove his innocence, ultimately winning over his family and kicking his adopted son out.

[Is this a real or fake young master? Interesting!]

Chen Mo initially thought he was seeing things.

But to everyone's surprise, the Chen family actually sent someone to pick him up.

What's this about a real or fake young master? What's this about proving one's innocence?

I don't accept this kind of life!

With these comments, how can one not establish their own Chen...?

The abyss has invaded, Earth has undergone a cataclysmic change, and the era of universal job advancement has begun.

Su Bai switched to a useless profession and started as the captain of the Fools!

Only when your level is high enough can you obtain all of the captain's abilities.

And so, the nightmare of the abyss began.

I don't care what it is, whether it's a hell dragon, a demon lord, or some abyss overlord.

They're all trash compared to my immortal captain.

If you want to invade Earth, you'll have to ask the sword in my hand first!

How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?

Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!

A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!

He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!

In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!

Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!

Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!

As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!

(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)