[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]
[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]
I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.
However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.
It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.
Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.
I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.
Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"
Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.
I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.
Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"
Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.
I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.
Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"
From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.
Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.
The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"
The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."
At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.
[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]
Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.
He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!
Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]
"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"
"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"
"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."
The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"
Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"
The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."
He travels to a parallel world and becomes a down-on-his-luck, third-rate director.
I received a job from the anti-fraud center to shoot an anti-fraud propaganda video.
Just when Song Hao was worrying, he unexpectedly obtained the [Director-Level System]!
All you have to do is start with a camera, and you're ready to fight anyone who dares to challenge you!
The release of "All for One" caused a sensation online.
"I feel like this director is someone who came back from that place."
"I suspect the entire film crew is a fraud ring...it looks too much like one."
"I heard that their acting skills were all taught by the director."
"It is recommended that this director be thoroughly investigated."
And so, leaders from various departments began asking Song Zhe to film promotional videos.
Ministry of Education: No, I asked you to promote patriotism, and you made a movie called "Wolf Warrior"?
Jinling Culture & Tourism: I wanted you to make a tourism promotional video, and you made "The Flowers of War" instead? ...
Archaeology Department: Family, does anyone know anything about this? He's filming tomb raiding...
Media interview: "Director Song, what are the key points of your filmmaking?"
Song Hao said calmly, "There's no secret to it. I just don't play by the rules."
[Beng Tie + National Fortune] The Beng Tie Forbidden Zone has arrived, and two people from each country will be randomly selected to be bound to the national fortune!
Xia Die, who travels to a parallel world, unexpectedly awakens the strongest "role-playing system," becoming a "pioneer" as "Xia Die" and binding herself to the fate of the nation!
Upon arriving at the forbidden area [Yaliluo VI], everyone randomly chooses a reward. Xia Die chooses a mini dragonborn.
The other teammate is a veteran from the start of the game – Seele, who doesn't have a surname!
Seeing that her teammate was an ordinary person who chose a pet, Seele broke down!
Countries around the world began to gloat.
"What a talent! A miniature dragon, intended as emergency food?"
"Selected two skinny women? Pfft, China's luck has run out! Iron Man, ninjas, Captain America... a complete thrashing!"
As the monsters grew stronger, the cavewoman Seele could no longer hold on!
"Haha, the Dragon Kingdom is doomed!"
At this moment, Xia Die summoned the Purple Dragon, whose claws tore through the void, and a dragon roar resounded!
The Ferryman of the Dead, Polykes!
Athletes from all countries were stunned!
Holy crap! Dragons really exist?!
"Holy crap! This dragon can breathe purple dragon breath?!"
"Holy crap! Getting close to Xia Die will kill you?!"
"Holy crap! It even comes with its own terrain effects!"
Seele: "Am I the only one who thinks these special effects are too flashy? They're not aesthetically pleasing at all!"
Milk Dragon Bailu: "This is the true Dragon Lord!"
Danheng Yinyue: "Death is the closest thing to immortality!"
The ethnic group said, "Dragon God, please lead us to charge one more time!"
Aha: "Hahaha, resurrect [Immortal] by pressing the button!"
While he was fighting a bloody battle on the border, he suddenly received a text message from his daughter: "Dad, this is Sisi, Mom is remarrying..."
The girl he met by chance in the past has now given birth to his child.
Four years have passed, and he is no longer the down-on-his-luck son-in-law he once was, but a demon god who wields the most powerful force in the world!
I will protect you for the rest of your lives!
When a million people dressed in blood gathered in Liyang, and the city was engulfed in flames of rage, he descended upon her wedding like a god.
"I'm sorry, I'm back. From now on, you don't have to bow down to anyone anymore!"
Lin Haoyu travels through time and space to become a villain in a book. When he completes his final role-playing task, he lands on his left foot first, so the system forces him to repeat the story. Unbeknownst to him, this time the heroine can actually hear his thoughts. [Holy crap! You actually agreed to be my girlfriend?] [What are you doing? Why are you throwing yourself at me? Where's your female dignity?] Lin Haoyu is stunned. Why are these heroines so off-kilter?
(It’s normal for a new book to have a low rating~) (Urban + Daily + Male Girl + Comic Exhibition + Whole Life + Role Playing System + Live Broadcast)
(The author is a man and a woman, not just writing randomly)
Yun Xiao woke up and turned into Xiao Nanliang. No, it was Xiao Nanliang in the form of Fu Fu!
Even if I become Fufu, I'm still a man! I won't give in...
What? If you reach 100% characterization, you'll gain all of Fufu's traits? Including elemental power!
I admit that what I said just now was a little loud.
Southern Liang is great!
Good acting!
Hello Fu Fu!
Start by live-streaming a sinner's dance to put pressure on your peers.
When netizens saw the dancing figure, they were all excited!
[Oh no, Fukaros is still chasing me! ]
【Share with everyone, those who are capable will be rewarded first! 】
[To be frank, this is not Fu Fu herself. I eat KFC.]
[Xiao Xitian couldn't be crowned the real Great Sage, but a real Water God has emerged in the live streaming industry! ]
Please, Lady Fufu, debut as an idol!
[Single Female Lead][Transmigration into a Book][Lighthearted Romance][Professor Sister][Cold on the Outside, Warm on the Inside][Mom-like Girlfriend][Song Copying]
I woke up from a nap.
Jiang Yichen discovered that the world he was in was the same one he had read in his previous life, a yuri (lesbian) angst novel.
One of the original female protagonists in the novel was his older sister.
The other female lead is named Qin Ling.
A ruthless person who would slap even a dog that walks by.
"Sister, listen to me, you must stay away from that Qin Ling..."
Inside the milk tea shop, Jiang Yichen offered advice to his older sister.
Little did he know, Qin Ling, whom he was talking about, was sitting right behind him...
......
P.S.: No yandere elements, just a regular romance novel. The female lead is a cool, gentle, and mature woman.
In his previous life, Zhang Beixing died young due to health reasons, but was reborn back to his college days.
Looking at this young, healthy but weak body, he decided to exercise hard and strengthen his body starting today.
[Question: I want to improve my physique and become stronger. What should I do?]
Zhang Beixing went online for help, and the system happened to appear. As long as he listened to advice and completed other people's suggestions, he could gain ability points and become infinitely stronger.
"Running slowly? Then carry some weights! Carrying 50 kilograms of weight and running ten kilometers every day will definitely make you as light as a swallow."
"Lack of jumping ability? That's because you didn't step your left foot on your right foot. If you train like this, you can fly..."
"Want to learn some weapons for self-defense? Come on, who touches controlled knives these days? Just practice chopping tree stumps with a wooden sword. Swing the sword ten thousand times a day, and when you've mastered it, you can injure people with your sword energy."
"Want to learn some kung fu? Who still practices traditional self-defense these days? Times have changed! Why not try to deduce the 'Flowing Water Shattering Rock Palm' and the 'Origin of Qi Body'..."
“…”
As one outrageous suggestion after another was put forward by stupid netizens.
Several years later, Zhang Beixing was interviewed and asked how he became a 'superman'.
He smiled slightly: "Nothing, I just listen to advice"
Netizen: "??? We are just joking, are you serious?"
After transmigrating, there was no system, no old man. Just as Lin Xiao was struggling with the impending danger, he encountered his counterparts from other worlds in his dreams. Each world's Lin Xiao could share his memories, insights, and talents! Hogwarts Lin Xiao: "Good brother, I've never begged anyone else in this life, only myself. Please, please become Lilimon." Koromon Lin Xiao: "Are you really hungry?" Zoroark Lin Xiao: "My assessment is that it's not as good as Tailmon." Naruto, One Piece, Pokémon, Kamen Rider, Sword Art Online, Detective Conan, Hogwarts...
Lin Xiao: "I owe all my achievements to myself!"