Everyone can teleport to a two-player island survival mode!

Lin Han, an air force pilot and fisherman, becomes island partners with Murong Xue, the school beauty in his class.

Awakened the server's only god-tier talent—Willing People Take the Bait!

No bait needed, never come home empty-handed!

As long as you're fair-skinned enough, you can use a level 1 fishing artifact!

Seeing Lin Han fishing on this island where life and death are at stake, Murong Xue was on the verge of collapse.

While everyone else was busy leveling up in dungeons and developing their islands, Lin Han was leisurely fishing.

[Congratulations on obtaining the King-tier weapon: Divine Sword - Heaven Slayer!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the King-level: SSS-rank bonus talent - Divine Phoenix Flame!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the Mythical-level: Undying Body!]

[...]

While everyone else is struggling to survive, Lin Han can live a life of ultimate luxury with just a flick of his finger!

The school beauty, who was developing her character in a solo instance, was bullied by the group and forced to return to the island.

Lin Han waved his hand and said, "Don't panic, school beauty, I'll help you lure an aircraft carrier to bomb their island!"

Murong Xue was stunned when she saw an aircraft carrier being fished out of the deep sea.

While everyone else was still hovering around level 100.

A guy with a level of over a thousand has appeared...

Are you there? I'm reporting this! This person isn't locked up!

(Genshin Impact + Slice of Life + Lighthearted + Funny + Plot + No Dimensional Barriers + Various Types of Spam + Author's Random Intervention + Invincible + Transmigration + Game & Anime + No Female Lead + Saving the Knife + I Drowned the Water God of Fontainebleau + Gui Zhong and Zhong Li's CP is Locked in, Take it or Leave + Those Who Don't Read the Synopsis and Still Criticize, Don't Blame It on Themselves + Cloud Monkeys and Idiots, Please Don't Show Off Your Intelligence + Those Who Read the Synopsis and Still Dislike the Style and Characteristics, Don't Blame It on Themselves + More Genshin Impact Fanfiction to be Added When I Remember). This is a story about a god who inexplicably arrives in an unknown world and meets all sorts of humans and gods. In this story, our motto is: Don't Do Anything Serious! By the way, this book contains a lot of things that break the dimensional barrier, so please don't panic. Also, this article contains a lot of various types of spam, so please try to swim to later chapters or skip directly to chapters. Also, this is a Genshin Impact fanfiction, yes, it's a Genshin Impact fanfiction, a Genshin Impact slice-of-life, lighthearted, funny, plot-driven fanfiction. So, can you find my book in the search?!

[The Father's Avengers Alliance], [A Doting Father], [Give the Readers Something Good to Eat]

Li Pu transmigrates to the Marvel universe and awakens a cloud-based child-raising system. Just as he is wondering why the system has such a strange name, a spaceship suddenly falls from the sky and crashes in front of him.

He suspected he was about to find Superman, which would make his time travel a sure thing.

If you teach your child from a young age that extending your hand means they should come to your rescue "no matter what"...

However, when the cabin door opened, he saw a child with green hair and a tail.

The child he found is a Saiyan!

And he's the legendary Super Saiyan, Broly!

From then on, Lip adopted a baby every now and then. After Broly, he found Conrad Cots, the Primarch of the "Midnight Lords," and a tiny Homelander...

Wait a minute, you're asking these kids why they're all notorious "father's enemies"?

Li Pu was also helpless about this.

God knows how many belts he went through in order to educate these troubled children.

But as the children grew up, Li Pu gradually came to appreciate the joys of being a father.

...

Broly: Dad, that purple sweet potato spirit is also a piece of trash with a combat power of less than 1 million. I didn't even have to use my strength before he was knocked out.

Conrad Coates: Father, Tony Stark called me "Batman," which was such a lame nickname that I got so angry I bought his company.

Ah Zu: Dad, which Mom have you got your eye on? I'll help you snatch her away... Waaaaah! (Li Pu quickly covers his mouth)

(The ratings have just been released, please don't mind them)

Sun Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world of Fast and Furious, only to be targeted by his family and childhood friends upon waking. However, with the awakening of his cheat-like abilities, he easily suppressed the hostile gazes around him, quickly discovering that this world was not as simple as it seemed. Thus, he developed a love for racing, coding, and especially for beautiful women! He could do magic, he knew assassination—he was capable of anything!

[Refreshing story + multiple female characters + reverse undercover + alternative cultivation + slice-of-life story of the Hehuan Sect]

Luo Xing transmigrated to the world of cultivation, but due to his special physique, he was unable to cultivate and was sent by the sect to the Hehuan Sect as an undercover agent!

Who would have thought that a miraculous turn of events would occur, with the Yin-Yang Reciprocity System awakening, growing stronger the more it is harvested?!

Fortunately, the divine body was activated, and the yang energy was limitless!

From now on, cultivation will be a piece of cake! Bottlenecks? They don't exist!

Is the Heavenly Profound Holy Sect still waiting for my intelligence?

"Elder, I'm sorry, but I feel that the Hehuan Sect is more suitable for my development."

When the various holy lands arrived at the Hehuan Sect's gates, the scene before them left everyone dumbfounded.

"Wait, what happened to the undercover agent?! How did you become the leader of the Joyful Union Sect?!"

[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]

Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.

They obtained the so-called "player madness system".

There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.

And you can choose when to enter the card pool.

So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.

Version 1.1...

"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"

"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"

"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"

His popularity across the internet continues to rise.

But as time went on...

Version 4.0...

When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?

"You're asking me?"

"Just who is this man?!"

"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"

"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"

This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.

Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.

An unnamed five-star general even commented:

"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."

...

But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.

And his past and everything he does now.

This shocked the entire internet.

Tang Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became the son of a titled Douluo elder of the Clear Sky Sect. He started with the "Hammer Tang San System," which allowed him to become stronger by hammering Tang San, and included four system tasks: [Task 1: Initial Hammering of Tang San.] [Task 2: When Tang San first returned to the Clear Sky Sect to acknowledge his ancestors, hammer him hard and blast him out of the sect.] Completing these tasks would reward Tang Yu with various rich rewards, including soul bones, external soul bones, and martial souls. Tang Yu: Okay, okay! Hammering Tang San makes me stronger, right? Here I come, you little brat! Tang San: Don't come any closer! Please, Brother Yu! Please stop hammering me! Tang Yu: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could his Clear Sky Hammer be so powerful?

How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?

Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!

A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!

He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!

In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!

Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!

Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!

As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!

(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)

The Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Toad's Young Child, a Powerful Aura Among the Demon Race?

System: That toad with such a big head is disgusting. Kick it into the ditch.

A holy ruler who governs one region and whose power shakes all directions?

System: This is an old and frail leader, easily subdued. Host, rob him immediately.

The supreme emperor who hangs high in the heavens, overlooking the world?

System: This is a mortal martial artist at the limit of martial arts, but the host is a cultivator. You can easily subdue him and make him your follower.

......

Qin Tian was reborn and unexpectedly joined the Haoran Sect, founded by Confucian and Taoist sages. The sect is a well-known benevolent sect in the Eastern Wilderness, emphasizing benevolence, righteousness, and propriety, and inheriting the way of Confucian sages.

He casually wrote down the Analects [Lunyu] during his entrance examination, which became a sacred text of Confucianism and Taoism.

In this life, he only wants to live freely and unrestrainedly, having taken life and death lightly. He'll do whatever he wants without regrets, and incidentally, he awakens the "Calling a Deer a Horse" system.

He was insulted: He immediately took action and rushed to the house that night, beating the entire family to death.

Kicked: His eyes were gouged out on the spot.

Threatened: So what if it's a thousand miles away? Set off immediately to kill him and persuade the emperor.

Without learning etiquette, one cannot stand upright.

The great Confucian scholar said: Without learning etiquette and norms, one cannot gain a foothold in the world.

Qin Tian: If you don't learn manners to respect me, I'll beat you until you can't stand up.

The Confucian scholar: Nonsense! You're smearing the Bible!

Qin Tian: I wrote the Bible.

Great Confucian scholar...

It was one thing to threaten me before the system arrived, but to still threaten me after the system arrived means the system's arrival was for nothing.

My rules are the rules.

You dare insult me? I don't care if you're from a sacred place or a noble family. Tonight, I'll slaughter your entire clan.

In the sacred land, the aristocratic families suffered terribly. Qin Tian's cultivation was clearly not high, yet we were like ants in his presence.

All races in the universe suffer in silence, fearing retribution.

The Emperor remained silent, fearing he would be beaten by Qin Tian.

[Naval faction, satirical style, lighthearted and enjoyable story, logically sound]

Q: What do you do if you accidentally travel to the world of One Piece, where pirates roam and war is raging?

A: Join the Navy!

Paid training, monthly income over 10,000 yuan;

Large platform, fast promotion speed;

Accommodation and three meals a day are included, and transportation (on a warship) is provided.

With the backing of a world government, job security, working until 99 is not a dream!

Navy Headquarters Captain Carl stated that the above situation is basically true, but it does nothing to stop him from slacking off!

Who told him to have a "slacking off system"? He can become stronger just by slacking off every day!

P.S.: Slacking off is just a way to get stronger, it doesn't mean you should just slack off and do nothing!