Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)
Travel to the Douluo Continent.
Lu Chengfeng binds himself to the system and establishes the strongest Soul Master Academy.
Someone said, "Our Shrek Academy only accepts geniuses; we don't accept monsters."
Lu Chengfeng: "What a coincidence, we only collect useless people, and our main focus is on the rise of the useless!"
You say your martial spirit is no good? Have you ever heard of the Third Prince of the Red Lotus? Just make do with it.
100,000-year-old soul rings and soul bones are given away free of charge, with unlimited supply.
Twin martial souls are as common as dogs in the academy, and god-level martial souls are everywhere.
In a short time.
Countless powerful individuals came seeking to join, but the result was...
A certain offering:
"I'm a Title Douluo, and you expect me to guard the gate?"
"Are titled Douluo really that powerful? See that guy over there picking up manure? Does he look familiar?"
"Hiss, that's... Lord Sea God!"
"Duck Soup + Adorable Mischief + Comedy + Slice of Life + Interdimensional Travel + Spiritual Energy Revival"
While spiritual energy had only been revived for a hundred years and everyone was still in the beginner village mode, Chu Sheng was already able to freely traverse the wilderness.
Not only can you eat top-quality natural treasures, but you can also pick up all kinds of innate magical artifacts, and even spirit pets that have cultivated for ten thousand years beg for food and lodging.
However, these treasures weren't brought back for free, so Chu Sheng started acting like a scoundrel and causing trouble everywhere.
But just when his notoriety was building, public opinion suddenly began to reverse...
Reopened '2' times
This book is also known as "Slaying Gods: I Have a Blade, Slaughtering Across Dimensions!"
[This book is sweet, so proceed with caution if you don't like that. If you're unhappy, just eat me! + Invincible + Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart]
Good news: I've transmigrated. Bad news: I've transmigrated to the world of Godslayer.
Good news: She was reborn as a baby. Bad news: She became Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart.
Seriously? Master Erjiu, what are you trying to do?!
[Ding! Congratulations, you are a sweet and soft girl~]
Huh? No, you damned old scoundrel Erjiu, what are you doing?!
Lin Qiye: Wanwan, you smell so good!
Su Wan: Holy crap! What are you trying to do, Zero Wife Night?! Jialan is your true love!!!
Garan: Hmm...
Good news: I've awakened a system. Bad news: I've transmigrated and become a girl.
Zhao Kongcheng: Girl, watch this strike, it'll be so cool!!!
Su Wan: Uncle Zhao, watch this! This strike is even cooler than yours!!!
Masked Man: My hair?! This fragrant, soft food in front of me was devoured in a single slice. Feed me peanuts!!!
Loki: Mortal, would you be willing to become my agent?
The long sword was drawn. Su Wan: Little Loki, obediently become my servant.
Jialan, you need to take care of your Seven Nights!
Shen Qingzhu: Master, please accept my bow!
Cao Yuan: I admit it, you are indeed more handsome than Lin Qiye.
Baili Pangpang: So sweet, so sweet... (chewing)
An Qingyu: I'm very interested in you, if only... *slap!* (Jiang Er slaps her) Waaaaaah, feed me peanuts.
[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the Story Collapse System!]
After getting drunk one night, Liu Yu inherited an amusement park.
He instantly went from a penniless college graduate to a promising young man with three and a half small goals in debt.
Looking at the mountains of garbage, the grass swaying in the wind revealing cattle and sheep... at the amusement park, Liu Yu sighed that making the amusement park great again was even more difficult than making America great again.
Fortunately! Liu Yu is a young man with debt, dreams, and a systematic approach, making him the perfect candidate for the amusement park's grand plan.
One after another, magnificent amusement rides stand tall on the amusement park's grounds, while quirky staff members move about the park grounds. Great again, it's not far away.
"Faceless Man! Don't give candy to children indiscriminately, or parents will complain."
"Nobita, when you're shooting, could you please give way to the customers a little, so they can feel a bit involved?"
"March 7th! Don't forget to charge for taking photos! Twenty yuan per photo."
"Xing, stop rummaging through the trash can, that's mine."
"Xiangling, Aikefei, Liu Angxing, hurry up and cook! Can't you see those hungry, helpless customers?"
"GBA, you're not a game, get back to work."
…………
Looking at the chaotic amusement park, Liu Yu wondered how far he was from achieving his goal of becoming great again.
[Alternate Universe + Lighthearted + Funny + Dark + Silly]
This is a casual, slice-of-life story intended for lighthearted entertainment. Please refrain from negative comments if you don't like it!
I woke up to find myself transmigrated into the body of the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty!
The moment I transmigrated, my cheat system was about to fail me?
【bite!】
[Detected that the randomly transmigrated host's background is powerful enough, the system is automatically deactivated...]
What is that?
Damn it, no way! System, I'm telling you, be kind!
A moment later,
Run, you damn system, keep running, let's see what you can do!
From then on,
An all-powerful prince has appeared!
Fine wine! Delicacies! Cement! Lipstick! ...One after another, groundbreaking products were invented.
My father asked me what I was doing.
I'm building a business empire!
The courtiers asked me what I was doing.
I'm building an industrial giant!
[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]
[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]
I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.
However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.
It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.
Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.
I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.
Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"
Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.
I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.
Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"
Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.
I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.
Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.
Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"
From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.
Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.
The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"
The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."
At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.
A 21st-century teenager with delusions of grandeur transmigrates into the world of Full-Time Magician. What sparks will fly between him and this world that also "loves" him? (Book club: 741380105. Note: As the author is a student, writing time is limited during weekdays. Therefore, there will be one update per weekday, with two updates if possible, and two updates per weekend.)
Liu Shengyu wrote down his doubts in his diary:
"So the special breathing technique I learned from that charcoal-selling boy is actually the lost art of Sun Breathing?"
"And that guy who suddenly turned and ran away after seeing the Yoriichi Zero I created, was the Demon King, Kibutsuji Muzan?"
Is this reasonable?
"I'm just an ordinary blacksmith..."
Good news! He's been transported to Honkai Impact 3rd, but he's in a state of chaos. He's transported to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and has acquired a diary system. As long as he writes a valuable diary entry every day, he can earn good rewards to make himself stronger.
In order to change those tragedies, Chen Shaojie began writing in his diary every day to earn rewards. But the way these people looked at him always seemed a little strange.
Kevin: "Hey bro, didn't you think the Judgment of Heavenly Fire was really cool? Let me teach you how to use it."
Su: "Good brother, please help me out, the hospital is overwhelmed."
Alicia: "Hi! Did you miss me, Little Jie? ~♪"
Paddy: "Boss, I promise I'll pay for the next order."
Möbius: "Little mouse, don't go! Let's move on to the next project: how to cultivate life."
Velvi: "I've had a good idea recently, a giant mech, hmm, not a bad idea."
Qianjie: "A fierce battle is the best option. You don't want to fight lately? Get out of here."
Aponia: "Thousand Calamities, please be polite."
Greta: "Big brother's colors are always the best choice for painting, no matter how long it takes."
This novel is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to imitate it.