Genius or mental retardation?
When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with only 69 IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow?
Run away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula.
Yi Le is on his way to his own midfield master!
Q: It's the fourth quarter. How do you think we need to adjust to win?
Henson: Score more points.
Q: Coach, what do you think of the other team's many passes?
Henson: What do you think? I'll just stand there and watch!
Q: What will you do if you're behind in the playoffs?
Henson: It depends. Do you want me to trade a few players now?
Some people say Henson is a complete jerk, but others think he's the best swordsman in the league!