[Synopsis: The King of Hell wanted me to live at dawn, but my wife wanted me to die at midnight.]

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In the sixth year of the Tianwu era, at the dead of night, a red rain suddenly fell from the sky, and from then on, the world became strange...

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Xu Xian: "I can no longer be a gigolo who is a burden to my wife. I must be the king of gigolos who brings happiness to everyone."

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Carry on being a beast to the end! Oh no, it's about being a shemale to the end.

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(Book club: 455502963) (Fanfiction with major modifications! This is a novel that even those who have never played Arknights can enjoy!) After being transmigrated and thrown into the wilderness, on the verge of starvation, what would a mobile game player's first reaction be when they see a beautiful girl with long, purple, waist-length hair in a single ponytail, wearing a black and yellow outfit and carrying a gun? "wa2000! Help me! I want to join Griffin! Let me see the boss!!" "What's Griffin? I'm Exusiai!" [Pitfall]

Lin Beifan transmigrates to a world composed of countless urban web novels, becoming a minor villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day.

With the system's capabilities and his own unconventional tactics, he messed up all the main characters and threw the timeline into chaos.

Thus, fate repeated itself, and Lin Beifan was cursed again: whatever he wished for, his enemies would receive double the reward!

Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?"

"I wish that my body temperature would stay at 36.8 degrees Celsius!"

The main character's brain burned to 73.6 degrees Celsius, and he died!

"I wish that I could sleep 12 hours a day!"

The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!

"I wish I could be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!"

The third protagonist was crushed into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound fat girl and died!

And just like that, the plot got messed up again!

Li Ming, a desperate time traveler, encounters a space that is equally dead end.

Both see each other as a lifeline.

With all the preferential treatment in the space, he became the ultimate devil in the battle among the heavens.

The other space reincarnations wailed:

"I was almost done with the mission when a character suddenly said he was also a reincarnation!"

"Isn't the Abyss the weakest dimension? How can one of us defeat ten of them?"

"Online help! He turned against my protagonist during the team battle!"

"Let's unite and resist!"

"Yes, strike down the violators."

The reincarnations gathered to respond, but when they saw the gatekeeper of Li Ming's exclusive world.

Silver Superman, Hell Armored Batman, Blood Edge Suit Iron Man, Six Gem Thanos...

"Sorry...excuse me."

Reborn in the Dou Qi Continent, he actually became Xiao Li and even awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!

There's no way around it; as a transmigrator, I can't very well refuse the system, can I?

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Xiao Yu: "I will only love Xiao Li in this lifetime."

Xiao Xun'er: "Brother Xiao Li, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"

Little Fairy Doctor: "He is the only light in my life."

Yun Yun: "You little rascal, you just want to bully me!"

Queen Medusa: "I have never submitted to anyone, you are the first."

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Years later, Xiao Li stormed the Soul Clan, his spear pointed directly at the Soul Emperor.

"Is it you who spread rumors everywhere, saying that my Xiao clan has declined?"

When you see this sentence, Yang Xuanzhen has already traveled to the Great World of Eternal Life. In this dangerous place, is it as submissive as in the previous life, or is it a heavy blow?

Choose to join the Feather Gate, or the Taiyi Gate?

Divine Elephant Prison Strength and Three Thousand Great Avenues, which is stronger and weaker?

Flesh, supernatural powers, immortality, immortality, immortality......

In the Taiyi Gate, he obtained the Dao Immortal, and the disaster was connected to the sky.

Dressed in the cloud brocade towards the true realm, the single crown Xuanhuang is moving forward.

In the Great Age of Pirates, countless people rushed to the sea.

The person who obtained Arceus’ power arrived in this world as the new Arceus and got in touch with the Lunarian race.

Based on the reality that everything can be Mythical Zoan, the current him can also be called Mythical Zoan user.

Whether it is One Piece or Pirate King, it has nothing to do with him, all he wants to do is to retrieve the lost plates first.

During this process, he formed an alliance with Beasts Pirates, a famous pirate crew in the New World, and Mr. Kaido got his coveted Mythical Zoan Army.

When Pteranodon becomes Aerodactyl, when Brachiosaurus becomes Tropius, the combination of Pokémon and devil fruit powers will bring a whole new change to the world….

Lunarian’s glory will surely reappear.

When the Demon King has a granddaughter, what changes will happen to the Holy Demon Continent?

When the Demon King and Abao meet Long Haochen in advance, how will the story of the Throne of Sealed Gods develop?

Feng Ling traveled through time and space into the world of Divine Seal, and unexpectedly became the granddaughter of Demon God Emperor Feng Xiu, the niece of A Bao, and the biological sister of Long Haochen!

Feng Ling, who grew up in the demon clan, obtained a system and a plug-in. At the beginning, she went to Odin Town with her grandfather Feng Xiu to find her mother, and then took Sheng Caier home.

She will definitely make up for all the regrets!

ps: The anime is different from the original in many places. I will mainly write according to the anime, but I will adapt some unreasonable content, such as the Demon King Fengxiu loves Abao, Long Xingyu will not cheat on himself...

Fan-made derivative female strong system flow cool literary tyrant funny rant

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.