Embark on a journey of mystery to the world of Type-Moon! The Root, the Wizards, the Throne of Heroes, the Garden of Avalon, countless parallel worlds, and those dazzling beauties! Whether it's the furnace (Sakura Matou), the pump (Rin Tohsaka), the oven (Emerald), or the nail gun (Chiel), even the legendary vise, we'll conquer it all! Type-Moon Heavy Industries, you deserve it!

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

(Everyday Life + Slow Burn + Multiple Heroines + Wholesome + Redemption)

Without any warning, Xia Yu—whose first life had gone so smoothly—suddenly returned to the past.

But… isn’t this a little too far back?

Well, since I'm here again, might as well find something to do.

What he didn’t expect was to cross paths once more with the same people from his future.

Only this time...

It’s not quite how he imagined it would be.

First of all, let me just say—I’m not some walking air conditioner.

And also—

Don’t come any closer! I'm... feeling a bit cold.

Nangong Xiao: "I know more about this other world than anyone else." Asuna: "..." Nangong Xiao: "I'm not cheating, really, why are you looking at me like that?" Kasumi Utako: "..." Nangong Xiao: "Who says a cruel other world can't have a normal daily life?" Maple's eyes lit up: "!!" Nangong Xiao: "War is always the last resort. If you play it like a normal card, things will get very..." Shizuka: "Shut up! You're the main DPS, just focus on outputting damage!!" Nangong Xiao: "Ah, oh, coming right now..."

The boy was taken across the Douqi Continent by a purple thunder talisman and became an ordinary adopted son of the Xiao family. He achieved the highest level of thunder with the nine thunder seeds in the talisman...

Many years later

Emperor Hun Tian: "Impossible, the Doudi Cave Mansion has not been opened yet, how can you become a Doudi?"

Xiao Bai: "Look carefully, I am in the ancestral realm, not the emperor realm!"

ps: Without practicing the Burning Art, you will first become an ancestral realm and then an emperor realm, and the two paths will merge into one, and ascend to the universe.

Who should we cast in the anime "Mygo"? Kamijou Mutsuki says he's the perfect voice actor! And it's not just Mygo... [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] Tang Keke: "So that's why you're filming 'Tang Keke' for us?" (In reality, no one except the protagonist has supernatural powers.)

Kiana: "Yun Ling, this time... I will never be deceived by you again!"

Mei: "Dear Mr. Yun Ling, have you forgotten that we are engaged?"

Bronya: "Yun Ling... You must love yourself well!"

Yun Ling looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar three families, wiped the cold sweat from his head, and a Shura field was spreading madly, but when he turned his head...

Alicia: "Ling, you are not good~, well, but for the sake of so many beautiful girls, I forgive you~♪, hehe..."

Eden: "Little Ling, come to your sister's arms, and your sister will sing to you to sleep."

Wei Wei: "Finally found you, Ling, this time, don't think about leaving us again..."

Yun Ling, who was attacked from both sides, was a little panicked and was about to fly away on his sword.

Fu Hua: "Where do you want to go?"

Li Sushang: "You can't run away this time."

At this moment, a shadow appeared under his feet, and the suffocating feeling like a python wrapped around him completely swallowed him (history).

(The main storyline is warm and sweet, but the simulator is annoying)

Father, is it all over? No, son, they'll be back next week to get invincible! My name is Arthas, a human prince, a famous young, wealthy, and practical man in Azeroth. My life creed is simple and practical: do it or not, it's up to you! From Lordaeron to Silvermoon City, from Kalimdor to the Frozen Throne, my reputation is known to everyone. With the blessing of a maxed-out aura, I can do a heavy blow with my left hand, a drunken fist with my right hand, and a dodge in between for a critical hit. The Holy Light can't save Azeroth, only a sword at the enemy's neck can. Human women are sweet, elf girls are elegant, and orc girls are rugged. But isn't your naga girl coming here for marriage a little too abstract?

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.

Summary: A Douluo Dalu fanfiction, not for fans of the original novel. A soul from another world awakens, descending from the bloodline of the mythical Thunder God from a previous life, inheriting the legacy of the Thunder God of Douluo. The Body Sect, a mysterious sect that was supposed to shine like a comet on the Douluo Continent ten thousand years from now, will face the fate of this anomaly? Watch as Chen Yi, with his thunderous momentum, sweeps away the filth of the world, judges the world's injustice, and brings the Body Sect to premature greatness! (Genius style, multiple female protagonists, semi-cool, with a three-person, tough-as-nails approach)