Lin Beifan transmigrates to a world composed of countless urban web novels, becoming a minor villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day.

With the system's capabilities and his own unconventional tactics, he messed up all the main characters and threw the timeline into chaos.

Thus, fate repeated itself, and Lin Beifan was cursed again: whatever he wished for, his enemies would receive double the reward!

Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?"

"I wish that my body temperature would stay at 36.8 degrees Celsius!"

The main character's brain burned to 73.6 degrees Celsius, and he died!

"I wish that I could sleep 12 hours a day!"

The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!

"I wish I could be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!"

The third protagonist was crushed into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound fat girl and died!

And just like that, the plot got messed up again!

Reborn in the Dou Qi Continent, he actually became Xiao Li and even awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system!

There's no way around it; as a transmigrator, I can't very well refuse the system, can I?

...

Xiao Yu: "I will only love Xiao Li in this lifetime."

Xiao Xun'er: "Brother Xiao Li, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"

Little Fairy Doctor: "He is the only light in my life."

Yun Yun: "You little rascal, you just want to bully me!"

Queen Medusa: "I have never submitted to anyone, you are the first."

...

Years later, Xiao Li stormed the Soul Clan, his spear pointed directly at the Soul Emperor.

"Is it you who spread rumors everywhere, saying that my Xiao clan has declined?"

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.

Before you stands: the reincarnation of the Laughing Storm, the legendary Dragoon, the supreme Pyromancer, the super-powerful Hydra Mage, the charismatic Wild Deer, the Shatterer of Chains, the Destroyer of the Long Night, the collector of Dragonwolf Flowers, the only sun on both sides of the Narrow Sea, the Emperor of the Valyrian Empire. What? Too many titles to remember! This is Gendry, the blacksmith's rise to power!

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

Transmigrating to the world of anime, the system rewards a complete set of Devil Fruits. First, recruiting a small helper made of binchotan charcoal. Then, looking at the familiar anime heroines from his past life, Xia Tian says he just wants a sweet everyday life. Yukinoshita Yukino, Yui, Miyazono Kaoru, and why is there also Mrs. Fueguchi Ryoko, Touka, and Miko? Whether you're ghouls, monsters, or evil spirits, if you don't let me live my normal life, I'll destroy you all with a thunderclap. Setting up a random stall, how could it have ended up in Beika Street, Yahara, and the pitch-black Tokyo? Natsume Reiko, a loli blinded by the enterovirus, is a warm and caring person. Xia Tian respects the fate of others, but will intervene when he sees someone unhappy.

Without a simulator, without a system, I'm the cheat. I've learned one thing from my short life: the more content you are, the less you gain! (What are you trying to say?!) So, I'm going to be a pervert! ...But, maybe being less perverted is fine. Ishikawa Hayabusa, dressed in a white suit, glanced back at the four girls behind him, dressed in pure white wedding dresses, who were looking at him with either resignation or anticipation.

[The King of Patience + The Crazy Protagonist + Invincible and Explosive! ]

Qiong became a star god from the core of a star, and vowed to spread the glory of reproduction throughout the entire universe!

Qiong said: "I love everyone together, this is the Great Love Qiongzun!"

"Fuck, you fall in love with every girl you meet, right?"

Even Aha is willing to admit defeat to Qiong and is willing to make Qiong the new God of Joy!

But Qiong was disdainful and said to Aha arrogantly: "I only ask for one thing - you turn into Idlila for me!"

Well, it's all over after watching it! Fighting is fun, leave your brain to me!

He traveled through the elf world and became Sakaki's son, becoming the new boss of Team Rocket.

"Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance , Steven, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and went to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?"

The reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket.

"It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week."

"It is said that you forcibly abducted the champion of Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return the champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview.

"Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it." Mammon smiled.

"By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you."

(ps: The world view is synthesized by games, animations, and special editions. The Giovanni in the article is the special edition + game version)

That year, Jiang Lin was adopted by the former abbot of Ziwei Temple, and became a Taoist priest while still an infant.

That year, young Jiang Lin rescued a fox from a hunter's trap.

That year, Jiang Lin bought a white snake with his only remaining pocket money and released it.

That year, a green bird was injured and fell into the Taoist temple. Jiang Lin raised it for a month and then disappeared.

"Lin'er, the fortune of humanity is declining now, and strange species are breeding. You must be careful, because your master is about to pass away."

My name is Jiang Lin, and I am reflecting.

Jiang Lin looked at the fox girl, Qingluan, and white snake in his own Taoist temple, and fell into deep thought.

"Daoist friends, please respect yourselves. I don't need you to repay me!"