"Hello, have you ever been in a relationship?"

"Of course not." Tenkuji You shook his head, "I really have never had a girlfriend. If you don't believe me, ask my system. If anyone has the memory of being my girlfriend, I will lose, okay?"

"Then who are they..."

Tenkuji You turned around and saw Yukinoshita Haruno, Yuuki Asuna, Natsukawa Mansu, Yukinoshita Yukino, and Kasumigaoka Utaha walking over, with an expression on their faces that they wanted to settle accounts with him.

"Xiao Youyou, I remember that you left me in the hotel without permission."

"You-kun, I said - I will not forget, I will definitely think of you, and I will never forgive you!"

"Ayou, lovers will be punished by the three pages of Ora... Are you ready?"

"Tenkuji-kun, before you break up, you and I are still boyfriend and girlfriend."

"The heroine loses her memory, the hero leaves... I don't like this old-fashioned stomach-ache plot, Youyou-kun."

"... Something is wrong with you."

Tenkuji You looked calm, but was panicked inside, and was ready to run away.

"System, come out and explain yourself!"

"Meow."

(The introduction is subject to change at any time, please refer to the content.)

(Keywords: harem, you thought it was your boyfriend? No, I came first!)

"Lin Yuan, you're fired! Your playing style was too dirty; you're a disgrace to Chinese football!"

A ban forced 18-year-old Lin Yuan to leave for Portugal, carrying a bad reputation.

Everyone thought this rough guy who only knew how to fight with his body would eventually give up.

Until that season, a true beast emerged from Boavista's checkerboard stadium.

Some call him the "midfield meat grinder" because wherever he is, it becomes the opponent's nightmare.

Some call him the "ankle terminator," and even Messi and Neymar have to be careful to avoid him.

Some even call him a "tyrant" because as long as he's on the field, he controls the rhythm of the game!

...

Three years later, the Champions League final.

Lin Yuan switched to a top club, donned a new uniform, led his team to the top of Europe, and lifted the "Big Ears Cup".

He also won the Ballon d'Or that year, becoming the new king of football.

Facing the swarm of Chinese football associations seeking reconciliation, Lin Yuan gave a cold smile to the camera:

"Sorry, I'm just a dirty hooligan who plays football, I'm not worthy of your noble football."

"Tags: harem, romance, campus, hot-blooded, pure love"

"Introduction: (This book is relatively popular, even those who have not watched Uma Musume or played the Uma Musume mobile game can watch it without any impact!)

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Lin Mo, your teamLord is full of top-notch G1 horse girls who have swept all major competitions."

"These include Rice Shower, Tokai Teio, McQueen, Silent Suzuka, Special Week, Gold Ship, etc. How do you usually train them?"

Lin Mo: "Oh, you don't even know this?"

"For the escaping horse, we have speed and endurance. For the first horse, we have speed and endurance. For the inferior horse, we have strength, speed and endurance for the chasing horse. Isn't this a random win?"

Reporter: "??? "

"Uh, I heard that you once rejected the Golden Ship player's application to join the team, so why did she join teamLord?"

Lin Mo: "I want to know too! She wanted to join the team and I rejected her!"

"As a result, I saw a tall beauty I had never seen before in school the next day! "

I immediately responded, and quickly, I had her sign the application to join the team."

"Then I saw the name, Golden Ship!"

"When I turned around, I saw that she had put on the hat, and then I realized that I had been deceived."

"Fuck!"

Many years later, when he receives the "Lifetime Achievement Award", Yasui Makoto will recall the afternoon when he was knocked 10 meters away by a horse racing girl...

At the time, he had only been licensed as a Central Trainer for a few months, and because he seemed to lack experience, he was rejected by many horse girls.

After being rejected by a horse racing girl again, he was probably a little distracted. When he was crossing the road and waiting for the red light, he saw a child almost being hit. He rushed forward without thinking too much.

The child was rescued by him.

He was knocked away.

Not being hit by a car.

Instead, he was knocked away by a horse girl with short black hair, red eyes, and a black tail.

In order to meet the assessment requirements, he secretly trained himself based on his past life experience at a very young age.

Although he was hit while distracted, he adjusted his posture in time and was not seriously injured.

But the horse girl was obviously terrified.

“I’m so sorry! Are you not hurt…?!”

"My name is Northern Xuanju! I'm a new student at Central Tresen Academy this year! Please take care of me!

"I, I...anyway, I, I...I will be responsible for you to the end!"

At that time, the "horse racing girl" named "Northern Black Horse" said in panic.

[Some of the Uma Girls' identities and professions have been modified, and the world view has been expanded. Other than that, it is consistent with historical facts and will not affect the viewing experience of the original fans.]

[If you haven't read the original work, just treat it as sports competition + campus life]

[In the early stage, the northern black colt will join the team in the later stage of the Spring and Autumn Division. During this period, other famous horses will be considered, such as Xingmu and Su Daji]

Because he refused to play fake ball, Chu Feng was accidentally cut off his tendon by his teammates “ and his career was ruined. Reborn in 2017. Chu Feng is also a member of the Manchester United Youth Team. Manchester United, which is hot and hot, is in desperation again?

That year, the Galaxy Battleship set sail, but ran aground early and became a laughing stock.

That year, Real Madrid's prince Suarez emerged and formed the HRR Rolls-Royce trident with Ronaldo and Raul!

That year, Barcelona was at its peak and AC Milan was in its heyday; the Premier League emerged as a dark horse, and Real Madrid and Suzhou were late but arrived!

Raul: I am willing to give my captain's armband to Su, even though he is so young!

Zidane: Pele didn't see Zidane playing as a striker, but he saw Su!

Ronaldo: Su unified Real Madrid, everyone obeys him!

Beckham: Su's football skills are bottomless, he can use new moves at any time!

Su Hang: Brothers, stop bragging and siuuuuuu with me!

In April 2000, as the end of La Liga's most turbulent season approached, Atlético Madrid, long languishing in the relegation zone, faced one last opportunity.

Watch how Yang Hao turned the tide and led Atlético in a frantic relegation battle, writing the most dazzling and epic chapter of the most glorious era in world football!

2015 was a brilliant era for Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​and Bayern Munich, a time when countless prodigies began their dazzling careers in the football world!

In such a prosperous era, a thirty-year-old loser is once again disillusioned with England, lost in the hustle and bustle of London's streets.

His career seemed to be constantly mired in an abyss, and he never experienced the feeling of being believed by others.

Meanwhile, Claudio Ranieri, the tinkerer, an Italian who also seemed to have never achieved success in football, came to Leicester City to take over the relegation-threatened team.

Two people with similar and unfortunate fates and experiences came together by chance and worked hard to start a reverse growth in their careers!

Years later, when someone asked why he only showed his extraordinary talent at the age of thirty, a late bloomer, it was only then that people realized the truth.

Chen Yufeng replied, "There's no such thing as a late bloomer. I only remember eighteen years, six thousand five hundred and seventy days, playing for five different teams but only making ten appearances. I've never experienced the feeling of stepping onto the field as a starter!"

And it all started when a mascot, a mere tool, obtained a demonic contract...

Every time I watch Slam Dunk, I see a guy who hasn't played for two years, but can still burst into amazing performances against top teams like Shoyo and Sanno, pulling the team out of the abyss time and time again.

At that time, I always wondered how strong Mitsui would be if it didn’t have a two-year gap?

And now, a basketball enthusiast from later generations travels to the world of Slam Dunk and becomes Mitsui Hisashi. What kind of achievements will he achieve without the two-year blank period?