Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"

Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"

Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

Tiandao Siming traveled to a different dimension TV series called "Stars".

He was bound to the "popularity system", and as long as he gained enough popularity, he could get everything he wanted.

Therefore, soon, a super popular villain with outstanding appearance, super strength and likable personality appeared.

[Star Eclipse Eye: can observe the "energy flow" of itself and the target 100%, so as to predict the opponent's next move 1 second in advance in battle]

[Vector control: can control the motion vector of the object touched (such as the impact direction of the attack, the flow path of energy)]

[Overclocking calculation: the brain enters the "overclocking state", and can simulate tens of thousands of deduction results at the same time to find a winning solution]

Super high popularity brings super strong strength, and super strong strength brings super high popularity.

A few years later, relying on his own "talent" and "hard work", Tiandao Siming, who "hardly" stood at the top of the stars, gave an MVP settlement speech that matched his personality.

"Rules? They are shackles for the weak. I, the God of Destiny, only follow the rules in my heart."

Kangqiao woke up from the initial birth of the world, but at this time he became the larvae of Godzilla. This is the story of a Godzilla punching an old-day behemoth and kicking faith in the gods. Initially, He was called the oldest god of the earth and lava; later, He was called the oldest god of the stars and light; in the end, He was the only dominator of the universe and the ultimate symbol of transcendence. ...

A social death livestream has arrived in the Type-Moon world, revealing the top ten social death nicknames. It begins with Lady Crane and Devil Kinniku Rin! Rin Tohsaka: What is Devil Kinniku Rin!? Red A: Nuclear Sword Master? Emiya Giant Warrior? Gilgamesh: Concerned Citizen? Grand Axe King? Hassan King: Indeed, Wushuang is the pinnacle of assassination! Dr. Roman: No way! How could Magical Girl Merry be that old Merlin? Amidst the cries of the Type-Moon crowd... A flood of Type-Moon re-creations and official scenes are pouring in! Suddenly, the entire art style of the Collapse World has been distorted!

Transmigrating to the world of anime, the system rewards a complete set of Devil Fruits. First, recruiting a small helper made of binchotan charcoal. Then, looking at the familiar anime heroines from his past life, Xia Tian says he just wants a sweet everyday life. Yukinoshita Yukino, Yui, Miyazono Kaoru, and why is there also Mrs. Fueguchi Ryoko, Touka, and Miko? Whether you're ghouls, monsters, or evil spirits, if you don't let me live my normal life, I'll destroy you all with a thunderclap. Setting up a random stall, how could it have ended up in Beika Street, Yahara, and the pitch-black Tokyo? Natsume Reiko, a loli blinded by the enterovirus, is a warm and caring person. Xia Tian respects the fate of others, but will intervene when he sees someone unhappy.

Without a simulator, without a system, I'm the cheat. I've learned one thing from my short life: the more content you are, the less you gain! (What are you trying to say?!) So, I'm going to be a pervert! ...But, maybe being less perverted is fine. Ishikawa Hayabusa, dressed in a white suit, glanced back at the four girls behind him, dressed in pure white wedding dresses, who were looking at him with either resignation or anticipation.