Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
My name is Yamabuki Huajin.
I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.
My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.
Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.
Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.
PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.
PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.
PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.
Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
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"I'm a scumbag, not a scumbag." Kobayashi Sorao reiterated, "We're a business partnership, and talking about feelings is expensive." He let Eriri be the key artist, let Kasumigaoka Utaha handle the script, let Tang Keke and his team handle the music, supplemented by ideas from another world in his mind. Restoring the glory of galgame is our responsibility! "Ryouya, you have to believe me! We are good brothers, how could I hurt you?"————
Without a simulator, without a system, I'm the cheat. I've learned one thing from my short life: the more content you are, the less you gain! (What are you trying to say?!) So, I'm going to be a pervert! ...But, maybe being less perverted is fine. Ishikawa Hayabusa, dressed in a white suit, glanced back at the four girls behind him, dressed in pure white wedding dresses, who were looking at him with either resignation or anticipation.
Thousands of years have passed, and the Invisible Empire has returned. But before them stand three insurmountable mountains. ——The invincible numerical monster, the super hybrid, the "All-Killing" Captain of the Thirteenth Division, Ichigo Kurosaki. ——The Touching and Inspirational Emperor, the Lord of the Soul King Palace, the "Dream Collapse" God King Aizen Sosuke. ——The veteran time traveler, the System's favorite son, the "Fighting God" Second Generation Captain Shinomiya Takashi. ... "...I see, a nightmare? What a good omen." "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"
Ling Feng returned to 2014.
What followed was a Green Field Legend system.
With the passing attributes of a peak De Bruyne at the start, Ling Feng began his legendary football career at Leicester City!
Imaginative passes, elegant and graceful assists...
Championship Player of the Year, Golden Boy Award, Premier League Assist King, Premier League MVP...
He is not only the creator of the Foxes' miracle, but also the best public idol after Beckham, and the person in charge of leading the Three Lions to a revival!
In a new era where Messi and Ronaldo are gradually aging, he has emerged as a dark horse!
Starting with passing and assists, he gradually developed incredibly elegant ball control, unstoppable free kicks, and then unparalleled dribbling skills...
And so, step by step, he became the most complete and unstoppable midfielder of this era, and the king of football in the new era!
However, only Ling Feng himself knew just how difficult the journey had been...
Sterling: Ling's pass was very accurate, I definitely won't shoot wide next time!
Lukaku: Mmmm, that ball almost went in! Here's my first like for today!
Lingard: Ling and I are just too strong!
Ling Feng: You bunch of idiots, can you all stay away from me?!
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This book is also known as "The Ballon d'Or Winner Who Was Tricked into It," "Those Years with Terrible Teammates," and "One Hundred Ways to Feed Your Teammates the Ball."
A sweet and healing love story that takes you back to your school days!
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In order to make up for the regrets of his previous life, after his rebirth, Ye Fan transferred to the high school where Ning Xi was studying without hesitation.
Here, he saw the beautiful figure in his memory.
In his memory, Ning Xi was lying on the operating table, using her last breath to say to him: "Ye Fan, actually, I, I have always liked you..."
In this life, watch how he conquers the soft and cute genius school beauty step by step.
[Starry Sky Railway + Simulation + Mission + Rescue + Regret + Sweet Daily Life + No Licking]
After many twists and turns, Fan Mu came to a brand new world and started his first simulation.
The simulation was successful, ending his miserable life. He resolved the guilt he had been feeling towards the system. He was tired, so he let the system delete his memory.
But I never thought that an old Six Star God would record all of this!
Kafka (End): The peach blossoms bloom year after year, the willows wither time and time again, the newly born swallows start their families, big brother, when did a layer of sad film appear between us?
Why can't I wait for you this time?
Xier (End): I have long been accustomed to standing by your side, so accustomed to it that I have overlooked that there are some things I should have said to you a long time ago.
Big brother...can you really treat me as your brother?
Fu Xuan (End): Flowing water, flying birds, journeys, the ancients used Chinese characters to calculate the unknown, to calculate thousands of miles, to calculate a year and a month, but they could not calculate the distance in people's hearts.
If I could start over again, I would be willing to quit my position as fortune teller just to be with you!
Firefly (End): I have never won anything in my life
Well, not entirely.
After all, I have won the admiration of a warm young man
[If you think Xi'er and Fu Xuan's scenes are bad, I also think they're just average, so you can skip to Liuying, which I personally think is pretty good.]
Funny, stupid, passionate, and a bit of a middle school student...
Li Wen discovered that there were problems with himself in every world!
Li Wen, who accidentally traveled through all the heavens and worlds at the same time, saw more and more of himself joining in, and he discovered a problem -
There is a big problem with his time travel!
Suqing world.
Suqing Liwen: "I didn't escape the Akusis Cult to become a demon! Hey!"
The world of pirates.
Nami: "As members of the Axis Cult, we can do anything!"
Pirate Li Wen: "Hashi bean sack!"
Genshin Impact World
Ying: "From now on, I will stand in the sky!"
Genshin Impact Li Wen: "That's it! That's it!"
Naruto world.
Hokage Li Wen: "I am the man who will become the Pirate King!"
Tsunade: You go become Hokage!!!
Li Wen: "..."
Existing worlds: One Piece, Genshin Impact, Soreki, Naruto, Elf...