Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
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Beasts of all kinds—spiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spirits—every form and technique can be mastered.
The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming Sect…
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Struggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!
When you see this sentence, Yang Xuanzhen has already traveled to the Great World of Eternal Life. In this dangerous place, is it as submissive as in the previous life, or is it a heavy blow?
Choose to join the Feather Gate, or the Taiyi Gate?
Divine Elephant Prison Strength and Three Thousand Great Avenues, which is stronger and weaker?
Flesh, supernatural powers, immortality, immortality, immortality......
In the Taiyi Gate, he obtained the Dao Immortal, and the disaster was connected to the sky.
Dressed in the cloud brocade towards the true realm, the single crown Xuanhuang is moving forward.
Ling Feng returned to 2014.
What followed was a Green Field Legend system.
With the passing attributes of a peak De Bruyne at the start, Ling Feng began his legendary football career at Leicester City!
Imaginative passes, elegant and graceful assists...
Championship Player of the Year, Golden Boy Award, Premier League Assist King, Premier League MVP...
He is not only the creator of the Foxes' miracle, but also the best public idol after Beckham, and the person in charge of leading the Three Lions to a revival!
In a new era where Messi and Ronaldo are gradually aging, he has emerged as a dark horse!
Starting with passing and assists, he gradually developed incredibly elegant ball control, unstoppable free kicks, and then unparalleled dribbling skills...
And so, step by step, he became the most complete and unstoppable midfielder of this era, and the king of football in the new era!
However, only Ling Feng himself knew just how difficult the journey had been...
Sterling: Ling's pass was very accurate, I definitely won't shoot wide next time!
Lukaku: Mmmm, that ball almost went in! Here's my first like for today!
Lingard: Ling and I are just too strong!
Ling Feng: You bunch of idiots, can you all stay away from me?!
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This book is also known as "The Ballon d'Or Winner Who Was Tricked into It," "Those Years with Terrible Teammates," and "One Hundred Ways to Feed Your Teammates the Ball."
[Harry Potter fan fiction + professor writing + education reform + layout + make up for regrets after the main story begins]
[Slowly warming up! There are new education reforms every year]
Sebastian Swann, an outstanding graduate of Slytherin, heir of an ancient alchemy family, and the richest man in the wizarding world. 12 years after graduation, he returned to Hogwarts as a professor...
Snape: "Sebastian, what made our richest man choose to be a little professor at Hogwarts?"
Sebastian: "To make Slytherin great again!"
Snape: "Tell the truth..."
Sebastian: "To make Hogwarts great again! ... Put away the truth serum, Severus, you are such a bore!"
Snape: "Tell the truth!!!"
Sebastian: "It's all true, except... I still want to make wizards great again!!!"
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ps:
1. The protagonist graduated from Slytherin, is Snape's friend, and is not very friendly to the deer dog
2. The original female protagonist (a tool person) has no sweet love. The male protagonist is focused on his career and has no children for the time being.
3. Focus on Slytherin's shrewdness and ambition, not bloodline
4. Contains two settings
5. The timeline begins in the second year of the Weasley twins, one year before Harry and the other two enter school.
6. Lightning avoidance: This is the White Lord!!! Not the Dark Lord!
Waking up, Jiang Fan found himself a low-level fisherman in Tonghe County. His home was bare, his stomach rumbling with hunger. He had a beautiful wife to support, and was oppressed by the Dragon King Gang and the government. He faced internal and external troubles, and was almost at his wit's end.
Fortunately, he awakened the destiny of great fortune, with the attribute: 'After a great disaster, there will surely be great fortune.' As long as he survived the calamities, he would surely obtain opportunities and be blessed with luck.
The Dragon King Gang violently levied taxes. He obediently paid the regular fees, avoided a murderous calamity, and obtained the Teng Snake Technique. Encountering robbers on the road, he fought back bravely, survived by luck, and obtained the Cao Clan Poison Scripture. In the late dynasty, there were riots of rebellious people. He survived peacefully and obtained the Hunyuan Talisman Scripture.
Millions of years later, Jiang Fan looked at the celestial treasures in his home, and the immortal maidens of the sect, the divine maidens of the dynasty, the peerless demon queen, and the unparalleled fox girl who were about to fight, and he wanted to cry.
Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]
"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"
“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”
“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”
Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?
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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?
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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!
(Farming, no CP, strong female characters, witches, alchemy, magic, puppets, adorable pets, survival, natural disasters) Lan Qingyou, who lost her parents and legs in a car accident and is left bedridden, is forced to cross over to a magically ravaged alternate world and struggle to survive. Survival? Not much. Though she only possesses an E-rank talent and a tree-hole shelter at the start, Lan Qingyou remains undaunted. She studies alchemy, cultivates herbs, and crafts puppets, absorbing every bit of knowledge this world can offer her. Not talented enough? Develop a [Talent Upgrade Potion] to improve yourself. Humanity's upper limit too low? Develop a [Race Conversion Potion] to completely abandon humanity. [The [Talent Upgrade Potion] you craft has been recognized by the World Will, bestowing upon you the title 'Witch of the Tower'.] [You become the first witch of this world, bestowing upon you the unique title 'Origin Witch' and obtaining the world-class magical item 'Emerald Jade Record'. Others: "Your potions are too expensive! You're raising the price! You're taking advantage of the situation!" Lan Qingyou: "Buy if you want, buy if you don't." Someone was indignant: "Why do you sit on the top of the alchemy tower and overlook our struggle for survival?" Lan Qingyou: "My potions are SSS grade, my puppets are SSS grade. It's my kindness that you can buy my potions. You should say thank you." Tower: A card that represents 'destruction' in the Tarot. No matter the front or back, it has no good meaning. Protagonist: Lan Qingyou
Before you stands: the reincarnation of the Laughing Storm, the legendary Dragoon, the supreme Pyromancer, the super-powerful Hydra Mage, the charismatic Wild Deer, the Shatterer of Chains, the Destroyer of the Long Night, the collector of Dragonwolf Flowers, the only sun on both sides of the Narrow Sea, the Emperor of the Valyrian Empire. What? Too many titles to remember! This is Gendry, the blacksmith's rise to power!
“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.
Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”
—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.
The next day...
“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”
—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.