[Funny guy + relaxed style + no swords in the whole text]

Fu Le accidentally traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and became the destiny walker of the Joyful Star God Aha. In order to become a qualified entertainer, Fu Le's behavior gradually became abstract.

At the beginning,

"Fu Le, as a great music lover, Aha thinks you are even more immature than a newly born eagle!"

......

later,

"Well done, boy! That's it! Ah Ha was right about you!"

......

at last,

"Ah? Is that even possible? You shocked Aha!!"

【Reincarnation】【They regretted it】

Two thousand years ago, Ron protected Liyue for that woman, but died in that woman's arms.

Five hundred years ago, Ron was ruthlessly expelled by Lei Dianying in order to correct Lei Dianying's mistakes.

Fifty years ago, Ron vowed to protect Fernina all his life, but was accused by Fernina herself and dissolved in the primordial fetal sea.

Fifty years later, Funina was relieved of her burden.

Looking back on the past, there is always a figure lingering in my mind, and tears flood my eyes again and again.

Meeting again after fifty years, Funina was filled with joy:

"Captain Ron, you, you're so lucky to be alive."

"Ron is dead. You accused him yourself. Ms. Funina, please don't bother me anymore."

Ron shook off Furninha and turned to hold the other woman's hand.

Learn that Ron has returned.

In Liyue, that woman cried with joy...

In Inazuma, Lei Yingdian sat in the castle tower, tears welling up in his eyes...

In Nata...

In the winter...

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

Jiang Xuan, a transmigrator to Teyvat, opens a dual-world portal to Minecraft.

Not only can he bring others into Minecraft, but he can also activate various MODs.

Nahida: "Want to get rich? Start by chopping down trees! Dig three blocks, and fill in a cave!"

Hu Tao: "Those Pigmen over there, want to try this new coffin? Made of pure obsidian, it’s comfortable to buy and reassuring to die in!"

Venti: "Hehe! Tewarin, stop looking for me, I’m afraid the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!"

The Shenzi (Son of God): "Yae Temple is selling mass-produced Katana now! One sword for 999, a must-have for royal duels!"

Zhongli: "By common reasoning, this weapon called Barrett seems more effective than the Guanhong Spear."

...

Years later, the slumbering Heavenly Principles awaken.

Looking at the world of Teyvat, which has been drastically altered, a question mark slowly forms.

"To the Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unauthorized flying in the city, and will be detained by the Teyvat 73rd Security Bureau and prosecuted."

"You have the right to remain silent, and if you resist with force, we may deploy Titan Iron Puppets and Aerospace Aircraft Carrier Battle Fleets."

"Additionally..."

【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】

In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!

In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?

So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!

He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.

At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...

"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."

"It's done! Four-image pill!"

"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"

When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.

Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.

By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.

Let’s start with Lei Movie.

"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"

Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."

Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"

Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."

Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"

Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...

Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

————

Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

............

After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"