Zhang Xuansheng was taken into custody by the SCP Foundation when he was eighteen years old. One reason was that he was too good-looking and easily got into traffic accidents when he went out. More importantly, he was too unlucky! His bad luck made it possible for him to die at any time due to various reasons. The SCP Foundation took him into custody in order to protect (and study) him. After surviving in a safe house for several years, he was finally "forced" to travel through time. During the travel, a light screen appeared, displaying his attributes. Ignoring those miscellaneous attributes, as an old unlucky guy, he had only one goal: to max out his luck! However, after traveling through time, he found that the beginning seemed a little wrong...

Chen Xuanming transmigrated to Teyvat and was bound to an all-powerful blind box system. At the start, he used Klee's bomb to trigger an invincibility buff and sold ten beginner blind boxes through sheer deception. When Klee opened a bunch of candies and ran away in a panic, the system reward instantly propelled him to the Nascent Soul stage!

Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!

When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"

Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"

[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]

Tongtian: ???

[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]

Tongtian:!!!

Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."

Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"

...

Han Xuan was reborn as a tattoo artist in the world of Journey to the West.

Just as Sun Wukong went to heaven to look after the Peach Garden and before he

caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the monkey demons in Huaguo Mountain could not escape the fate of being slaughtered by the Heavenly Palace.

Sun Wukong summoned all the monkey demons and designated Han

Xuan to take charge of Huaguo Mountain when he was away. It turned out that Han Xuan had tattooed Sun Wukong with a tattoo of 72 transformations, which gave him unprecedented power.

As a result, Huaguo Mountain became different in the tattoo craze brought by Han Xuan.

Red-butted monkey Maliu: "I am really just an earthly immortal, Erlang Shen Yang Jian is a silver-like wax spear head."

Tongbi ape Bengba: "You Buddhist bald donkeys, starting today, you have to do 9981 steps every day before you can eat!"

Six-eared macaque: "Tathagata, tell me who asked you to arrange the journey to the West, so I can release you from under the Leifeng Pagoda!"

Two months later, Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain and was shocked:

"I asked you to take charge of Huaguo Mountain, but you taught all the monkeys in the mountain to become saints.

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

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The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?