[Farming + System + Family + Pseudo Group Portrait + Slow Heat + Not a Virgin + Not a Cool Article]

After Zhou Ping's death, he was reincarnated into a world of cultivation. This world is peaceful and prosperous, with free and easy immortals who travel the world and immortal powers who live forever. However, it is also filled with endless crises, monsters and beasts are rampant, and mortals are like grass and ants.

Although he had a system, it was useless. After ten years of cultivation, he achieved nothing. Zhou Ping returned to the mountain village where he was born and raised, intending to support his family and be filial to his parents, and live a dull life. However, he unexpectedly discovered that his system was not that useless, but he had used it wrong...

Thus, starting from Zhou Ping, a small family like the Zhou family rose step by step from Baixi Village. With the hard work of generations of clansmen, they built ancestral halls, opened clan palaces, and preached immortal methods, until they became immortal and feared the world!

(ps: It rose from obscurity, so the early plot is closer to the mundane, not a domestic intrigue story)

(Realms: Awakening Spirit Realm, Refining Qi Realm, Transformation Foundation Realm, Mysterious Pill Realm, Mysterious Passage Realm, Dao Embryo Realm, Ascension to Immortality)

(There are only so many realms, so the progress will be slower.)

(ps: It’s not a cool article, it’s not a cool article, it’s not a cool article)

Qin Changqing traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and joined an immortal cultivation family.

He became a son-in-law and awakened a system to strengthen his offspring.

It consumes 10 years of life to strengthen the offspring into top-grade spiritual roots.

It consumes 100 years of life to strengthen the offspring into the best spiritual roots.

Consume 1,000 years of life to strengthen the offspring into earth spirit roots. It consumes 10,000 years of life to strengthen the offspring into heavenly spiritual roots. ...

Consume life, then..

Oreki was admitted to a highly educated high school and placed in Class A.

With his keen sense, he quickly understood what was different about this school.

Just when you feel troublesome, you wake up the system and you can get super power rewards by completing tasks.

Teleportation can allow him to go home and fall in love at any time, and transparency can eliminate his sense of existence.

This life seems good and very energy efficient.

Then I got telepathy.

Sakayanagi Yusu: This school is so boring, but Oreki-san is very interesting. You can [play] with him.

Horikita Suzune: Oreki, who doesn’t study at all, got higher scores than me. Sure enough, I didn’t work hard enough! I studied for 16 hours today.

Karuizawa Megumi: Houtarou, thank you for saving me when I was in junior high school. Please date me on the condition of marriage!

Kushida Kikyo (regret): Clothes can’t retain fingerprints at all, so I just gave them away for free? ! (angry)

"..."

So you usually act serious, but in the end you are thinking about this?

Lei Dong was reborn as the Star Devouring Thunder Dragon Emperor.

He was about to be enslaved by the golden-horned beast and strangled by Luo Feng.

What to do?

At this time, Lei Dong got the system of having many children and many blessings.

Then, hehe!

Luo Feng, you just wait to become a lonely man.

Tremble, Luo Feng, hehe!

From Devouring the Stars to Douluo, Zhu Xian, Ling Cage, Dou Po, Xianjian, etc., he began to have many children and good fortune.

Ye Yu's bloodline, genes, and soul continued to improve, surpassing the limits of the universe and achieving the bloodline of a true god.

When Ye Yu established a huge empire spanning hundreds of millions of galaxies in the universe, the Ye family also stood at the top of the universe.

And behind him stood the concubines in the harem; Jiang Fang, Yaorao, A Yin, Bibi Dong, Tang Yuehua, Suru, Shuiyue, Lu Xueqi, Bai Yuekui, Yun Yun, Queen Medusa, etc.

What? A cultivation system? You want me to cultivate immortality? Me! A dignified 21st-century youth, am I cut out for cultivation? Can I even calm down and cultivate immortality?

Then I'll just lie down! Cultivating immortality is too tiring! And all that fighting and killing!

What? You switched to the "Many Children, Many Blessings" family system again? Your cultivation depends entirely on your offspring's efforts? Hehehe! Such a good thing!

Well then... I'll reluctantly choose to cultivate immortality!

On the battlefield, the Avengers were locked in a fierce battle. Just as Thanos was about to win, suddenly, a loud bang was heard in the sky, and a huge warship that blotted out the sun appeared above everyone's heads. A man stepped out of the open hatch of the warship.

Who are you?!

Thanos sensed unease and shouted loudly.

"You ask who I am?"

The man had an air of arrogance and disdain for the world.

"Listen up, I am the Doctor of Rhodes Island, the Admiral of the Naval Base, the Master of Chaldea, the Commander of Griffin, the Onmyoji of Heian-kyo, the Knight of Princess Connect, the Dress-Up Master of Miracle Continent, the Operator of Rainbow Squad, the Commander of Punishing: Gray Raven, the Duelist of Duel City, the Crying Demon Hunter, the Demon Hunter who collects Gwent cards, the Ash Without Fire, the Ash Lord of the Fire Keeper, the Outer God Exterminator. The one who cuts down the undead. The Dragonborn of Skyrim, the God of War who slaughtered the gods of Olympia and Asgard. The Assassin who has nothing and does whatever he wants, the cop of Raccoon City, the ruler and protector of the Borderlands, the King of Elden, the Highlord of Azeroth, the Warrior of Arad, the Summoner of Valoran, the Defender of Crossfire, the Mercenary of Kohan..."

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

[Many children, many blessings + Immortal cultivation + Fish transforming into a dragon + Water god + Decisive killing + Building power] Lu Yu never imagined that he would transmigrate into a big black fish. He was caught in a fish tank at the beginning and even eavesdropped on someone's conversation at night.

In this world, there are plenty of demons and monsters, as well as many immortal masters and monks.

Fortunately, Lü Yu awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system, a talent that granted her a 100% success rate in fertilization, resulting in the birth of 10,000 little black fish in one go, and her cultivation level soared.

Afterwards, the water god Hebo saw that he was about to flee, and the sea dragons were not pleased.

Lu Yu regained control of the water system, unified the rivers and seas, and rebuilt the Dragon Palace.

One day, the gods and Buddhas descended to the mortal realm to investigate and discovered that the Dragon Palace's power was in no way inferior to that of the Heavenly Court!

Su Kong transmigrated to the Super God World and was taken in by Qi Lin. However, no one knew that this wasn't his first transmigration. In his previous life, he was Super Saiyan Goku. After countless battles, he became the strongest in the universe. To seek an even stronger opponent, he opened a world portal, but an accident occurred during the transmigration, causing his memories to become hazy. Just then, a live stream exposing Su Kong's past life descended upon the Super God Universe, revealing his past life, leaving everyone stunned. Liang Bing: Super Saiyan 2 can destroy galaxies with his own power? Really? Karl: There's even Super Saiyan 4 and Super God forms? That's too brutal! He Xi: I want to study Super Saiyans, name your conditions! Keisha: What Galaxy Power? Super Saiyans are the future of angels! Kiran: With Su Kong, I'm now looking forward to the Void Descending. Qi Lin: So, I picked up a Super Saiyan?