Salazar Slytherin was resurrected a thousand years after his burial.

After waking up, he returned to Hogwarts anonymously and reborn, and then he was shocked to discover:

At that time, families who were keen on marrying Muggles or simply being Muggle-born claimed to be pure-blood families.

The lunatic who appeared out of nowhere and pretended to be his descendant became the dark lord that people talked about, using his own banner to promote extreme ideas.

While all kinds of magic spells have become fancy, the bodies of wizards are extremely weak, even the descendants of Gryffindor are no exception.

Slytherin: Voldemort, I think you're a bit extreme - and, how come I didn't know I built a secret chamber in the castle? Wait, you're not referring to the basement where I used to teach, are you? !

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world.

Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank!

Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe…

Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run

Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

Dali Desrong, who traveled to the world of the Lord of the mysteries, did not expect that he would return to the once warm home and the day of his eleventh birthday. When he thought that all the strange things were gone, he discovered a yellow-coated book in his birthday gift, and at the same time, a magical world slowly unfolded in front of him.……

To protect my family, I undertook a "Taken"-style rescue mission, joined the CTU from "24," was hunted by Jason Bourne from "The Bourne Identity," and collaborated with Ethan Hunt from "Mission: Impossible." I encountered elements of "Rainbow Six" and "Call of Duty." Struggling in a world of movies and video games, I am Steve Owen.

Thank you, I’m in New York and just got off the plane.

Du Wei found himself crossing.

Helplessly, he had to return to his old career and opened a psychological consultation clinic, but it was a little strange to come to consult patients with psychological problems…

He makes little Sheldon cry every day and makes little Leonard's eyes sparkle.

He kicked down Dr. House's cane, causing good doctor Sean to go crazy.

He paired up bankrupt sisters and made old friends look for their mothers and feel resentful.

He sweeps scoundrels into junkyards and blows up the Fast and the Furious.

He made Sherlock Holmes spit out fragrance and made Mother Mo basically change her ambition.

He helped Suits for a while and watched Breaking Bad eventually die.

He has a beautiful heart, a soft belly, and is enjoying the Big Bang Theory.

Unable to bear the crime, he burst into tears and quietly asked the bloodthirsty forensic doctor Hu Bu.

If he could avenge his grievances one day, his blood would stain the mouth of the Mississippi River! ! ! Today, North America is on trial. There is no time to die! ! ! (Keywords: P. Diddy, LL Island, frame-up, revenge, Spectre, subvert America!)

[European and American Movie Fanfiction] + [American TV Series Fanfiction] + [Marvel Cinematic Universe] + [Supernatural, Ghost, and Sci-Fi Movies] + [Games] + [Slow Heat]

My name is Luke Chin, and I'm not Skywalker.

I wanted to lie down, but then I saw the news about Stark Industries in the newspaper.

So, I decided to stay away from New York, and continue to lie down and be a third-generation rich man.

But things didn't go my way. I had a damn skill, so I decided to prolong my rebellious period.

Then I got a lot of titles:

California Aquaman, Montana Stark, Stanford Toy Hand, Human Motor, Cheerleader Killer, San Francisco Aquaman...

But this isn't me...

My true identity is: an American hardcore cultivator.

"Haha, I've finally mastered my skills. I can now fly with my sword..."

"Wait, I don't have a sword... I don't have a sword... ah... this..."

Master: "Young man, may the Force be with you..."

"What the hell is this lightsaber? Do you really think I'm Luke Skywalker?"

"Forget it, I'll just stick with my American Iai style. After all, it's accurate and fast within seven steps..."

"Open the door, FBI, check the water meter..."