Salazar Slytherin was resurrected a thousand years after his burial.

After waking up, he returned to Hogwarts anonymously and reborn, and then he was shocked to discover:

At that time, families who were keen on marrying Muggles or simply being Muggle-born claimed to be pure-blood families.

The lunatic who appeared out of nowhere and pretended to be his descendant became the dark lord that people talked about, using his own banner to promote extreme ideas.

While all kinds of magic spells have become fancy, the bodies of wizards are extremely weak, even the descendants of Gryffindor are no exception.

Slytherin: Voldemort, I think you're a bit extreme - and, how come I didn't know I built a secret chamber in the castle? Wait, you're not referring to the basement where I used to teach, are you? !

Four major ways to commit suicide in life:

Be a police officer in Mexico!

Absolute justice needs to be shot here, BIUBIUBIU.

The protagonist travels to a prison guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's criminal value!

Only by being more powerful than criminals can justice be maintained!

This prison is called: "Plateau Prison"! Mexico's highest security level.

At this time, there was a person locked inside.

His name is Gallardo, nicknamed the Godfather, and one of the founders of the Guadalajara Group.

If you want to survive, either leave this fucking country, or climb up as hard as you can.

There can be light in Mexico!

When a person is lucky enough to return to the 1928 New York Mets, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Matthew Ludwig didn’t want to find the answer to that question, leaving only “a time that really is a time of love and hate” that reverberates in the snow.

Due to a series of games, Sean accidentally traveled through time.

"Are you saying that Miss Granger walked into your room the night before yesterday to report the Ministry of Magic's financial report to you?"

"Yes."

"Are you saying that Miss Lovegood walked into your room last night because you found the harassment fly?"

"That's right."

"Are you saying that Miss Qiu Zhang will come to your room to practice Quidditch later?"

"That's right."

"Are you saying Clearwater, Bones, Greengrass, Delacour, Nymphadora..."

"Please allow me to interrupt you. I will clarify here for the last time that these... are not rumors."

Looking at his special golden finger, Professor Sean, the greatest wizard in history, the acting principal of Hogwarts, the recipient of the Order of Merlin, the first-class medal, and the acting Minister of the British Ministry of Magic, issued an official statement to all walks of life: Let wizards be great again!

This book is also known as: "Wizard Training Plan" and "Educating Wizards, Obligation"

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world.

Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank!

Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe…

Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run

Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

After an accidental electric shock, Jackson traversed into a parallel world filled with supreme beings—beings whose might and strength could hold the skies on their shoulder.

At first, Jackson preconceived the idea that he’d only traversed on the other side of the world, the United States, until that is various peculiarities popped up.

While watching the news channel, Jackson wondered whose the big green guy jumping up and down the buildings of New York without care.

Who is that bodybuilder statue donned in a red-blue uniform standing tall and proud in the Memorial Hall?

And who is that man flying the skies with a big hammer calling himself a God?

Jackson wondered if he should advise his parents to move away from New York.

But after a moment of thought, Jackson pulled out his mobile phone and dialed a number. “Mr. Stark, for the safety of mankind, I think it’s necessary to discuss the developments of technology and advanced armors with you.”

This is the story of a young man living in the world of Marvel who only wished to live a quiet and stable life but as fate would have it, fate had other plans for him.

Dali Desrong, who traveled to the world of the Lord of the mysteries, did not expect that he would return to the once warm home and the day of his eleventh birthday. When he thought that all the strange things were gone, he discovered a yellow-coated book in his birthday gift, and at the same time, a magical world slowly unfolded in front of him.……

The young biologist Levitra accidentally traveled to the world of Harry Potter and came to the era of Grindelwald, and his body age turned back to eleven years old.

"Ding! The merit system is being bound to the host. You only need to do good deeds to redeem rewards with merit points! In addition, as long as the host finally achieves the Dark Lord achievement, he can become a god on the spot."

Levitra:? ?

A few years later...

Dumbledore: He is a great man. In this era, not many people are willing to sacrifice their own interests to help others.

Grindelwald: Nonsense! Although this guy is young, he will do anything to achieve his goals. He is obviously one of my generation!

Newt: That young man looks more ferocious than a violent fire dragon, but... why is Qilin so close to him?

Tom: Who asked you to be the Dark Lord like this? Sometimes I want to call you a saint!

Levitra: Saint? No nose, you curse too dirty!

Open your eyes to the West Coast of Free Air. Became a city explorer.

There are no dogs in the opening, no identities, not even tents. Fortunately, he obtained the daily intelligence system and met many like-minded friends.

【Daily information: Club at No. 134 Wapson Street. There are a large number of recyclable jars and transparent beverage bottles in the green trash cans in the alley. 】

【Daily information: There are unfinished burgers, 7 flowers and an unopened bottle of PinotNoir red wine in the red trash can at No. 96 Aitou Street. 】

【Daily Intelligence: Your good neighbor Jesse has a scratcher worth $5,000 in his tent! 】

【Daily Intelligence: A GMC hiking touring car produced in 1976 that had been parked in the suburbs for twenty years was sold at a low price of $200 at Mike's scrap purchase station. Details: Someone at the old Pique auto repair shop can repair it.】

Fxxk!!

Life becomes an outrageous scavenger game, and Zhang Ailun decides to start fighting monsters and upgrade from the streets of Novice Village, working hard for a better tomorrow.