"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.
But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."
Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since
." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "
What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:
"Okay, listen up heretics,
wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!
Those who believe in evil gods will be burned
, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and
those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."
"Are you human?"
"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"
"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"
"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"
Kaska traveled to a wasteland world. The sky was covered with yellow sand and radioactive clouds, and the only human settlements were fortress factories behind desolate iron walls. He was determined to save it all. Before that, as the unpopular youngest son of a powerful family on the planet, he was about to have a political marriage with a female workshop worker. The other party was a beautiful girl with white hair and purple eyes. Except that she was a little bigger than others, everything else was perfect. He was very satisfied. Until he heard that the other party was called Fulgrim. What! ? Fulgrim? ! He was puzzled by this. He realized that something was wrong. He cried like a fart spirit whose toes were stepped on. ...Damn it, this is a Warhammer world! Or a Warhammer world where Slaanesh is as rampant as a flood! But I still have my head around...
Good news: Gu Yuan traveled through time, bad news: it was the Warhammer universe. Facing the overwhelming Tyranid swarms, Gu Yuan couldn't help but complain: "Others traveled through time to a novice village like Resident Evil, but why is it that I start with a hell difficulty!" Holding a chainsaw sword, punching the Tyranid swarms, kicking the Chaos Wizard, and beating the Lord of Change, and all this is just the beginning. Next, facing the terrifying corpses on the Ishimura, Gu Yuan chose to release the biological weapons from the Great Devourer to see who is more terrifying. Facing the blue-skinned aliens in the Avatar world, Gu Yuan chose to throw them into the Warhammer universe to see if the other party has psychic potential. ...
Good news, it's Terra.
Bad news, it's Holy Terra.
After crossing over to Warhammer 40K, Alvin was desperate and cried like a fart spirit whose toes were stepped on.
Wait... Alvin looked at the strange world with a blank face: "Hey, where the hell did I come from? Is this still the 40K universe?"
Alvin was surprised to find that he could travel back and forth between Warhammer and the universe!
So, he planned to give the universe a little "Warhammer" shock!
Trisolaran: I don't know, we just arrived on Earth, and hundreds of two-meter-tall men jumped in, shouting for the Emperor, and then cut down everyone they saw with their swords!
Alien: I was wrong, I shouldn't have provoked those monsters shouting "Waaaag" from the beginning!
Umbrella: What tyrant? I want Thunder Warriors!
Alvin: I trade with you to give you face. Since you don't give me face, don't blame me for turning hostile.
Come on, load the macro cannon, there are heretics here, extermination order!
This is a story about a gear boy. Although he didn't become a space warrior, he wants to tell everyone who hasn't traveled through time: As long as we and Big Head are here, the Empire's combat effectiveness is still 99%, and humanity will still stand firm! In the name of the holy binary, loudly praise Ohm Messiah. All glory to the God of All Machines. Praise together. Praise machinery, praise steel. You are the master who casts all things, the apocalypse that destroys everything. Evaporate, burn, and cast. Steel is eternal, machinery is immortal, and the way of steel is materialism. Machinery is the truth. More is better, bigger is beautiful. Billions of turrets are your glory. Roaring engines are your sermons. (The author is not a serious person, so the story is not a serious story. ps: GW's story setting is too ridiculous. In order to make the story more rigorous and reasonable, I changed it. If you don't like it, please don't criticize)
After traveling to 30K, Wop thought he would just eat and wait for death, but he never thought that the Emperor would ask him to raise children. "Neos, they are your sons! You, as a father, give up and leave all the children to me? How can you be a father like this?" "Horus, you are the son of the First Return, the Emperor's favorite son, why are you looking for me? Don't come over!" "Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down, I want to stay with Sanguinius!" "Shell, stop Angron quickly, he wants to read my mind! What? You said you also want to know who my favorite child is?" "I told you I'm not your father!"
A perfectly normal tale of a cheerful Greenskin’s adventures in the Warhammer 40K universe.
- Their meks are too tiny—can’t even compare to Gorkamorka’s Fist or a proper Stompa.
- Their way of pickin’ bosses is stupid. Too much talkin’! Why not just WAAAGH! and krump the biggest git?
- And why dey always workin’ and fightin’ over dumb stuff? ORKS IZ FREE! We fight, we laugh, we WAAAGH!—dat’s da good life!
Tags: [Ork Logic] [Bigger = Better] [WAAAGH!-Fuelled Plot Armor] [Reality? Optional]
Traveling through the extremely dark Warhammer universe, others are desperate, but I am very happy!
Why! Because my golden finger is strong enough!
The night before the crossing, Rhodes downloaded a mobile game for raising big monsters, which can materialize countless monsters, cosmic people, ordinary monsters, mechanical monsters, synthetic super monsters, negative energy monsters, super ancient monsters, alien beasts, and even dark giants.
Use super beast synthesis technology to synthesize Ork orcs and create Ork super monsters. Rebrando battle instrument captures Zerg Norn queen. Austen technology mass-produces dark cyclops Pros, King Guqiao, unparalleled iron god Impleza, and Giga Endora.
Many years later, the four hawkers in the warp, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, the four evil gods, had to sit on the four dark thrones, because as long as they relax for a moment, countless monster armies will tear the barrier and then flood the warp.
Rhodes laughed wildly and tore the warp: Hahaha, come out to play! Four little bastards!
At this moment, the four gods of the subspace realized that the real evil devil had arrived!
This is the 41st millennium of the galactic human empire, and this is the story of that era;
Humans have forgotten the power of science and technology, and because they have forgotten too much, they will never be able to regain them.
Mankind has also forgotten the promise of progress and understanding, because this cruel and dark future is only war.
There is no peace among the stars, only endless slaughter and slaughter, and bursts of laughter from the hungry gods.
Soshyan Alexei, a fighting monk in the Star Knights battle group, and the only survivor of the World Engine Battle, shouldering the responsibility of rebuilding the battle group, he has a secret that can shake the galaxy and marches into the unknown.