Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

[Hitomi Hokkien Fanfiction] [CP Oikawa + Daily Life + Competition] [Genius in All Aspects + Directionally Idiot + Mysophobia] [Qingcheng Enters the Nationals]

When he was young, Miyake witnessed his mother's death, which left a shadow in his heart.

Under the influence of several friends, Miyake developed a curiosity about volleyball during his adolescence.

He came to Qingcheng alone, saw the warmth that belonged only to Qingcheng, and saw the person that belonged only to Qingcheng.

Everyone in Qingcheng: "With Sheng here, we feel at ease!"

Miyake Sheng's ears turned red: "Aoba Johsai will enter the national competition!"

Oikawa said proudly: "Our little secondary attacker is a genius!"

Miyake: "Oikawa-senpai is the one that all geniuses want to beat! He's my teacher, my senior, my... setter!"

The protagonist, the hexagonal warrior, will untie his knot with the help of his friends in Qingcheng and bravely move towards the unknown road!

[Note: This article contains a lot of daily life! It's not a pure happy post! Geniuses work twelve times harder than the average person; they're just a little more talented! Characters may be OOC!!!]

[One grade younger than Oikawa, in the same class as Yakin! His personality will gradually change!]

[Infinite Flow][Dual Male Leads][Slightly Horrible][Most Popular]

After Yunqi died from her illness, she entered a live streaming space.

Every dungeon here is bloody and terrifying, and the streamers in them are struggling to survive in various dungeons in order to gain the audience's attention.

Each streamer is linked to a different live streaming system. The most popular streamers are survival streamers, who are popular because they rely on their wisdom and skills to perform amazing maneuvers in dungeons.

Yunqi is indeed linked to a dating streamer.

Romance streamers have the lowest popularity in escape room streams because no one has ever pulled off any impressive plays. The dungeons are mostly challenging and full of monsters, making it incredibly difficult to gain their favor.

Yun Qi's first time entering the dungeon: Huh? Romance? I don't know how to date.

As a result, a serial killer kissed his toes, an alien monster licked his cheek, and a terrifying ghost insisted on making a vow of eternal love with him...

The audience was stunned: Host, please publish a book, urgently!

Every streamer has an innate talent that determines their path to survival.

Yun Qi's, however, is: [Tomie Physique]

The protagonist who is always being chased by a pervert × The seme who is a sliced ​​evil god

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.

[Infinite Flow + Dual Male Leads + Strong + Calm and Rational Beauty (uke) x Evil God (uke) Who Throws and Then Eats It Again (uke)] 1V1, Both Clean

When he pointed the blade at his neck, Li Xian was not afraid.

When Li Xian opened his eyes again and entered the infinite world where life and death were extremely rare, he was not surprised.

When Li Xian discovered that he was to play the role of the bride, he was puzzled for a moment, but then accepted it calmly.

But when he heard about his skills, he finally couldn't hold back anymore—

What the heck is this "getting married on the spot"?! Does the supernatural world have a marriage system?!

So he randomly picked someone to test it out, and as soon as the skill effect was triggered, his health bar turned into "???"

Ji Xie, who was inexplicably tricked into marriage, exclaimed: "How could I, a mighty evil god, be bound by such a skill... I want a divorce!!"

Later, Ji Xie said, "Even if you don't die, you don't need to keep hurting yourself like this...tsk tsk tsk, it looks painful."

Later, Ji Xie tied Li Xian to his waistband: "What divorce? Did I say that? You must be mistaken."

It's finished! You can watch it without worry!

[Dual male leads × Infinite flow × 1v1 × HE × Horror/Supernatural]

Character setup: A seemingly cunning and hypocritical but actually emotionally oblivious and naive uke × A seemingly aloof and superior but actually deeply affectionate and unknowingly loyal non-human seme.

(This story focuses on the plot, with less emphasis on romance, and the second male lead appears late in the story.)

To the escape livestreaming room, this newcomer named Jiang Yuwan was nothing more than one ant among many. However, this newcomer was...

Isn't that a bit outrageous?

In the first instance, Jiang Yuwan, with the help of the Ghost Bride, defeated the hidden BOSS, reducing the number of instances in the live stream by 1.

In the second instance, Jiang Yuwan took the key NPC with her when she left, so the instance had to be permanently closed.

In the third copy...

After several attempts, the system finally noticed this heretic. At this time, Jiang Yuwan was making the two largest guilds run wild and became one of the most popular streamers in the live broadcast room.

Escape Livestream: ? ? ?

Has anyone come and take care of him?

This system is about to crash!

[Infinite flow + game + gacha + virginity + aloof beauty + satisfying read]

[Ruthless and cool guy with bad luck (uke) X aloof and beautiful guy with good luck (seme)]

Xie Fei, an office worker, had been addicted to a gacha game for a long time. After 179 pulls without getting a gold card, he smashed his computer in a fit of anger and then fainted.

Upon waking, the world transformed into a massive, endless gacha game.

But he is still unlucky.

But perhaps the system took pity on him and gave him a skill that allowed him to copy other people's cards, but he could only copy the lowest level cards.

Until he met a lucky player, he was able to steal gold cards from the lucky player every time he copied.

Xie Fei said that this was practically another cheat code for him, so he decided to tie himself to this lucky guy.

He called Zhou Xing "brother" every day.

When she needs her brother to save her life, she becomes even more shameless and will call out anything and everything.

"Fine, I'll call you husband! Husband, can you come and save your darling who's about to kick the bucket?"

"roll!"

The beautiful woman, who was all talk and no action, kept saying "get lost," but she had already rescued the person.

Xie Fei said: Don't be fooled by the fact that this great beauty is aloof; she's actually quite adventurous.

…

Zhou Xing, the "Emperor of Luck," is a stunningly beautiful and aloof individual; he's the one who gets nine gold items out of ten in a row.

His curiosity about Xie Fei stemmed entirely from the fact that this person always gave him a mysterious feeling. He was clearly very strong, but unfortunately, he was unlucky. On the other hand, he was still able to produce several gold cards.

It was later discovered that the man's gold cards were all copied from him.

At first, he thought Xie Fei was approaching him because he was attracted to his good looks, but later he realized that Xie Fei was only after his money.

[Dual Male Leads + Infinite Flow + Thriller Game Livestream + Suspense] "Any wish of yours can be fulfilled by the Necromancer Game. Please select Yes/No to join the game." Lu Li reattached his severed right hand, wiped the blood from his face, and entered the Necromancer Game. Here, countless livestream rooms exist, with thousands of players fighting tooth and nail for more reward points to climb the livestream leaderboard. Suddenly one day, they looked up and saw multiple glittering gold reward messages at the top. "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Carnival x5200 from Hades." "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Crystal Castle x888 from Evil God." "Evil God* activated Level 2 Earl Guardian in Player Lu Li's livestream room." "Evil God* renewed his Black Diamond membership for 1888 days in Player Lu Li's livestream room." They were dumbfounded. Who was Lu Li? Player 1 in the same game: Same card draw, but he drew Hades at the start! And that first reward, what the hell did you block the name for! Player 2 (from the same game): Hehe, thanks for the invitation. Just came out of the dungeon. I've seen Lu Li. Besides luck and that face, he's useless! Player 1 (in the know): What do you know! What's scarier than a game is a living person who can't die! Player 2 (in the know): Risking being banned by Hades, I'm selling Lu Li half-body posters in the front row. Those who know, come on! - Later they learned that when Lu Li left the original world, that world was on high alert all night. Because here, the strongest weapon of war was lost. A terrifying experimental subject with maxed-out stats.

(Dungeon + Two Male Leads + Love-Hate Relationship + Ensemble Cast + Madman)

madman!

From the time Yu Shijiu could remember, he was constantly being called a madman.

He picked at his ear but didn't respond.

What is madness? Mental instability, a mental illness... or even murder?

Does murder make someone a madman?

Yu Shijiu smiled.

"There are far too many madmen in this world."

Murder isn't just about killing a person; it can also be about destroying someone's spirit, framing someone, or using someone else to do the dirty work.

When the 18-year-old boy who escaped from the mental hospital committed murder and was executed, he actually had some regrets before his death.

—It's a pity I didn't cut that person a few more times before he died.

So when Yu Shijiu entered the game and opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was a woman's bloody head on the ceiling. Her bulging eyes were bloodshot as she stared at him, and she smiled at him with a torn smile.

Yu Shijiu remained silent for a few seconds, then decisively closed his eyes and continued to sleep as the other person's hair fell down.

Woman's head: "..."

So much so that when Yu Shijiu pulled out the monster's heart in the trial game, the players went wild.

Outside the instance, Dawn City is peaceful and orderly, and everyone seems to be living a stable life.

Yu Shijiu knew that there was no place in this world that was completely safe. If it seemed safe, then there was only one possibility: the new world before him was even more dangerous.

Sure enough, this is an absurd town where even breathing costs money.

This isn't a traditional infinite flow story; besides entering the game, you also have to survive... It's tentatively set as a dual male lead. The bottom (uke) is mentally unstable; he's very well-behaved when quiet, but when he sees blood... well, I won't say more... The top (seme) is an upright, old-fashioned man, but not a saint.