Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Original story with two male leads, both dominant, featuring a childhood sweetheart/loyal boyfriend, reconciliation after a breakup, 1v1, happy ending throughout, with Gojo Satoru as the dominant right-hand man, and a final epilogue available in the book community.]

A menacing cyan sword descended from the sky, landing squarely in front of Gojo Satoru, 0.01 meters away from his bottomless technique.

The sword's remaining power was undiminished, its force spreading outwards, its ethereal, water-ripple-like magical power reflected in the azure eyes.

In a distant echo, Gojo Satoru slowly raised his head, and on the edge of the azure sky, a turquoise comet with a trailing tail shimmered as it fell.

[Two male leads + gossip + entertainment industry + beloved by the group (both are virgins, 1V1)]

Ning Shile struggled for most of his life only to find out that he was just cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.

They even ended up cooperating with the villains by a twist of fate.

Zheng also tossed aside the contract: "The agreement is for one year, with a reward of 30 million. After one year, the bridge and the road will go their separate ways."

Ning Shile nodded excitedly: "Great! Great!"

*

After teaming up, Ning Shile continued to uphold the principle of enjoying the gossip to the fullest.

Zheng Ye's judgment is really bad; his assistant is probably the mole!

No wonder Zheng went bankrupt; he didn't invest in such a good opportunity.

Zheng Ye: ...I can hear you.

To get closer to the melons, Ning Shile specially went on a rural variety show.

[Oh! This is the protagonist who disguised his identity in the original work!]

[Haha, still shipping them? My childhood sweetheart has already changed his mind!]

[The protagonist, adored by everyone, is truly exceptional!]

As we were eating, things seemed to be going a little wrong.

The protagonist was furious for him.

Brother Zhuma stepped in to clarify for him

The protagonist, who is the bottom, pesters him every day, calling him "brother".

Until the very end, the entire internet was saying: We're totally shipping them!!

*

Zheng Ye, the richest man in the capital, suddenly appeared on a rural variety show. One second he was a high-class tycoon, and the next second he turned into a pitiful puppy in front of Ning Shile.

Zheng Ye: Wife, look at me, just once!

The entire internet is shocked: !? !? !? !?

Shocking! You can even see scenes of carnage and cremation in rural variety shows!?

Chuuya Nakahara has recently been harassed by a Port Mafia executive in Tokyo.

Is there anyone who can tell him why the twilight and night, who were usually at odds, suddenly started cooperating and even wanted him and Dazai Osamu to enroll as students?

Isn't he a detective?

A primary school student felt a chill down his spine on his way home from school. He turned around and saw an orange-haired boy blowing dry ice on him.

Chuuya: I'm a detective, tell me where Shinichi Kudo is!

The real Shinichi Kudo, Conan: ...He...he's missing.

Immediately afterwards, another man in black, wearing bandages, came over and pointed a gun at his head: "I'm a detective. Do you really not know where Shinichi Kudo went?"

Conan: ...

When I first met you, no one mentioned that you were a dark force.

One day, a worker at an unknown distillery was surrounded by elementary school students on his way home.

The other person looked somewhat frightened, then pulled out a gun: "I...I'm a detective. Who's your boss?!"

ah?

No, who exactly is the villain?

[A crossover of Detective Conan, pairing Taichi and Nakaba, executive Zai (17) x Armed Detective Nakaba (17) (Pay attention!)]

[A very innocent high school romance (emphasis added), and there are no hats in this one!]

[This is a campus romance novel (?), so please don't take it too seriously as I'm not very good at writing cases (but I still wrote one TT)]

There will definitely be out-of-character moments; the entire Detective Conan universe is populated by official couples (Shinichi and Ran, etc.)

[This story features a happy ending, but contains many personal interpretations. Any differences from the original work are the author's personal interpretations, not plot holes.]

[Creating this wasn't easy, thank you all for liking it!!]

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.

White Moonlight Script: Top Streamer Project in the Curse Realm

One-sided love from everyone

Reincarnated as a baby, bound to a dual system of "white moonlight" and forum, and childhood friends with Gojo Satoru.

The main character is cunning! (￣▽￣～)~

To become the most popular, I'll become a master of acting, turning the entire world of curses into stepping stones—after all, a heartthrob doesn't need sincerity.