This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

[Dual Male Leads: Primarily focused on the familial bond between the male lead and Severus] [The male lead is an extreme brother-complex; no romantic subplot before fourth year] [My own magical world farming story] [Includes other characters from British and American TV series: Sherlock Holmes-related characters have already appeared] Silent, a wood-type ability user, transmigrates from the apocalypse to the magical world, becoming Thomas, Severus Snape's twin brother. Reborn, his greatest goal is to protect his brother and live a peaceful and happy life. Dumbledore looks at those blood-red black eyes: "Child, are you sure?" Raising pets, cultivating magical plants, and mastering both spell and alchemy... Thomas (smiling): "You said the Dark Lord summoned me? Sorry, the signal is out of service..." Main Characters: Thomas, Severus

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

With just over two hundred days left before the college entrance exam, Jiang Xuelu, the top student in his class, was so stressed out he found himself hallucinating. In his hallucination, his hands were stained with blood, and a mirror reflected a gorgeous, perverse smile. Jiang Xuelu: ...This is too horrifying. A report soon arrived at the A City Police Department. This high school student had a sweet, innocent appearance, his eyelashes more beautiful than snowflakes when they drooped. He didn't seem like a lunatic, but his words were increasingly shocking. "She didn't love him, so he murdered her entire family, and now he's by her side, playing the role of a romantic." "The president hired two assassins to kill an employee, but they were killed in return. The president's body is now hidden at the bottom of a well." "He's planning a city-wide island murder, with the plan to leave no survivors. You have one week to stop him..." The officers exchanged glances, grinning bitterly: It's over. Exam pressure has driven another one crazy. "Sir, I'm not crazy." Under the interrogation lights, the young man raised his clear, moving eyes and whispered, "I just don't know what happened, but I saw them fighting." Everyone was stunned. Later, everyone realized Jiang Xuelu was telling the truth. One day, a mysterious constellation appeared in the sky, and some people gained the ability to resonate with their minds. Some artists rose to fame thanks to this mad inspiration, while others, unable to bear the mental disorder, went crazy in the streets and ended up in a mental hospital. Jiang Xuelu didn't want to be in a mental hospital, nor did he want to pursue art. He thought about it and decided to surrender himself to the country. From then on, whether it was the unsolved Northland murder case at minus thirty degrees Celsius, the dusty old story that once shocked the entire city and spread like a spider's web through countless families, or the hospital morgue corpse theft case, behind countless bloody and bizarre truths in the world, there was a young man. Wherever he pointed, he was sure to find the real culprit. He helped solve countless major crimes. He became a true treasure of China. [Guide] 1. A modern, fantasy crime novel featuring supernatural powers and a gold finger. 2. A story about a beautiful high school girl who silently solves puzzles when she's free, and a tough, handsome police officer who's ten years older than her. Together, they solve crimes and capture criminals, while also sharing their affection and devotion. [Archived on 2022.02.27] - Pre-collected for the next book: "After I Became Terminally Ill, Everyone Started to Love Me." Yu Jing died of a serious illness at the age of twenty. Looking back on his failed life, he was a disliked imitator. His brother had a distant relationship with him, his father suspected him of ulterior motives, his fiancé had fallen in love with someone else, and he was the wrong child for the Yu family. He was born frail and fragile, yet everyone loved the energetic fake young master, not the sickly him. To win everyone's favor, he worked hard to become healthy and energetic, but in the end, he gained nothing. After his rebirth. Yu Jing suddenly realized that he only had a few years left to live, so he decided to live his life recklessly! Everyone witnessed that the usually weak boy suddenly became even weaker, collapsing at the slightest gust of wind. Facing a school bully picking on him, he collapsed, clutching his heart. The school bully was shocked and immediately gave him first aid. From then on, he treated him with great care and reverence, like a patriarch. His wealthy father was extremely partial. His father said: You are my biological son. Alan has nothing. He needs a sense of security. I have instructed my lawyer to give all the more than 30 companies under my name to Alan. The rest will be given to you after I die. Yu Jing said "Oh" with a gloomy look on his face: "Stinky old man, then give it to me now. I may not live to see you die." His father: ??? He examined him that night and then frantically revised his will. Qin Chuan was born with an indifferent temperament and was unwilling to interfere in the affairs of his two younger brothers. He also knew that his biological brother was sensible and invisible, so he was used to being tolerant. Until one day, at 9:30 pm, he opened his brother's door and found the bed cold. Late that night, the lights flickered at the A City racetrack, and the top winner raced away. The champion removed his helmet, revealing a carefree expression. A photo of him casually kissing his medal went viral. After the race, the other man huddled with his friends, arguing for a drinking contest until his cheeks flushed and his eyes were blurry. Furious, Qin Chuan dragged him down: "You're racing and drinking, do you still want to live?" Suddenly, as if his fate had turned upside down, Yu Jing discovered that those who had once treated him like trash were now returning, caring deeply and attentively. As soon as his critical illness notice was released, everyone began to love him. No one knew it. As the young man lay, his life fading, their hearts ached, wishing they could give him their lives. #Experience the power of a critical illness notice# #If you don't love me, I'll find you and try to scam you#!

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

Two male leads, a 1v1 romance with a heartthrob, and the main characters are incredibly good-looking.

Actor Hua Ci needs to play a super villain to drive the male lead's career development.

But why would the protagonist go crazy for you? Go mad for you? Shatter your own wits for you?

The First World: The Real and Fake Young Masters (Modern)

A seemingly vicious but actually silly villain vs. a mind-reading, albino, yandere male lead

Albinism-stricken male protagonist: Brother, you are the only light I can imprison.

The Second World: Pay-to-Win, CEO! (Modern)

The only black lotus prince of the interstellar empire vs. the stingy modern CEO

CEO: What bad intentions could my little one possibly have? You don't need to conquer humans! Conquer me!

The Third World: No way, no way, the Immortal Venerable has stabbed the wrong person again (Xianxia)

A villainous master with face blindness vs. a reborn demon emperor disciple who can't turn evil.

Disciple: Thanks for the invitation. Now I finally understand why my master stabbed me to death with a single sword after I became a demon.

The 4th World: The Unbelievable Lucky Koi of the 1980s (Era)

The sickly villain, the captain's son, versus the rough and tough male protagonist.

Rough-looking male protagonist: Young master, you'll get beaten up if you bully me.

The 5th World, Doomsday Counterattack (Apocalypse)

Cold-hearted but insane villainous doctor vs. betraying zombie king

The Zombie King unbuttoned his shirt: Doctor, shall we take a closer look?

The 6th world: Rivals in love have gotten together. (ABO)

Mine clearance: The order is not fixed.

Sometimes the main character becomes completely integrated into the character design.

The protagonist of the glitch world and the original world's storyline are not the same person.

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

After scanning the QR code, Xing Ye entered a bizarre world full of pitfalls.

System: New player world has 4 players, PVP mode. Due to insufficient luck, there are 3 enemies and you are 1.

Xing Ye: ...

System: The enemy is invisible, the rules are invisible, everything depends on intuition.

Xing Ye: ...

System: Here's a quest item for you: a mirror. It can't speak, it can't move, it has no special skills, and it sees everyone as...

It's ugly.

Xing Ye: ...

System: How did you win?

Xing Ye: Slaughter them all.

An infinite flow adventure novel, with a dominant male character and a mirror-like female character. The male character is a rebellious and defiant one, while the female character is a narcissistic one with no flaws.

Weibo guide – Jinjiang writer Qingse Yuyi

Content Tags: Fantasy, Infinite Flow, Whimsical Adventure

Main character: Xing Ye | Supporting character: Mirror | Others: Infinite Flow

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

Or Yuan died in the apocalypse and was reborn a year before the apocalypse

Unexpectedly opened the secret of the family heirloom, portable space, immortal cultivation secrets, Longquan fairy dew pool, and the peach fairy tree

He frantically purchased supplies and waited for the end of the world to come. This time, he just wanted to live well.

But how did I meet such a guy...