Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.

While investigating the disappearance of his best friend, Wu Jinglan, Shen Shi is unexpectedly drawn into a new world of script-killing games by a hard drive he left behind. [The "Detective Simulator Terminal" AI will bind to player Shen Shi, opening the world of script-killing games to you. Welcome, detective!] The only way back to reality is to play detective in script-killing dungeons, uncovering the true culprit hidden among the other players and earning enough points. [Be careful, don't lose your life in the scripts.] Shen Shi discovers that there seems to be someone around him who resembles the missing Wu Jinglan... Live-action script-killing games, ultimate puzzle solving, life-or-death challenges, and a test of the highest brainpower. ***Dungeon 1: A talent show turns into a serial killer game, with beautiful young men dying tragically, their deaths mirroring the world-famous paintings around them. Players ABC: ...completely baffled! Shen Shi: Simple, such a classic time trick and a murder imitating a famous painting... Wait, let me think of a line for a detective! Dungeon 2: The murder of a wealthy heir on an isolated island, and the unspeakable horror hidden within. Players ABC: Not only do we have to solve the case, but we also have to investigate the evil spirit side quest? Shen Shi: No problem, just a cameo as a mystery investigator. Scenario Three: All the high school students have superpowers. Bullying! Cheating! Fighting! Team-fighting! Clan-squatting! Bloody drama! Everything has escalated to the point of being deadly! Players ABC: How can we investigate now that things like superpowers have appeared? Shen Shi: It's just a perverted scenario, of course we can investigate. Scenario Four: A haunted mountain every night, with unbreakable rules! Who is the ghost in human form? Players ABC: No big deal, human or ghost, we'll take you down! Shen Shi: Help! I'm afraid of ghosts! Everyone: ... ... Scenario Nine: A group of earthbound spirits in a deserted village mansion seek justice for a ghost, but little do they know what evil thoughts each ghost harbors? Shen Shi: Enough, why another supernatural scenario! QAQ Wu Jinglan: Don't be afraid, this time, I'm by your side. ***CP: Wu Jinglan x Shen Shi Atypical infinite flow, brain-burning script-killing, suspenseful reasoning unit drama. Gentle, caring and doting top x sharp observation and high IQ bottom. Childhood sweethearts, mutual secret love, two years older than them, guaranteed happy ending! Concept: The protagonist solves the unsolved case through his own knowledge

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

[Infinite Flow][Dual Male Leads][Slightly Horrible][Most Popular]

After Yunqi died from her illness, she entered a live streaming space.

Every dungeon here is bloody and terrifying, and the streamers in them are struggling to survive in various dungeons in order to gain the audience's attention.

Each streamer is linked to a different live streaming system. The most popular streamers are survival streamers, who are popular because they rely on their wisdom and skills to perform amazing maneuvers in dungeons.

Yunqi is indeed linked to a dating streamer.

Romance streamers have the lowest popularity in escape room streams because no one has ever pulled off any impressive plays. The dungeons are mostly challenging and full of monsters, making it incredibly difficult to gain their favor.

Yun Qi's first time entering the dungeon: Huh? Romance? I don't know how to date.

As a result, a serial killer kissed his toes, an alien monster licked his cheek, and a terrifying ghost insisted on making a vow of eternal love with him...

The audience was stunned: Host, please publish a book, urgently!

Every streamer has an innate talent that determines their path to survival.

Yun Qi's, however, is: [Tomie Physique]

The protagonist who is always being chased by a pervert × The seme who is a sliced ​​evil god

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.

[Infinite Flow + Dual Male Leads + Strong + Calm and Rational Beauty (uke) x Evil God (uke) Who Throws and Then Eats It Again (uke)] 1V1, Both Clean

When he pointed the blade at his neck, Li Xian was not afraid.

When Li Xian opened his eyes again and entered the infinite world where life and death were extremely rare, he was not surprised.

When Li Xian discovered that he was to play the role of the bride, he was puzzled for a moment, but then accepted it calmly.

But when he heard about his skills, he finally couldn't hold back anymore—

What the heck is this "getting married on the spot"?! Does the supernatural world have a marriage system?!

So he randomly picked someone to test it out, and as soon as the skill effect was triggered, his health bar turned into "???"

Ji Xie, who was inexplicably tricked into marriage, exclaimed: "How could I, a mighty evil god, be bound by such a skill... I want a divorce!!"

Later, Ji Xie said, "Even if you don't die, you don't need to keep hurting yourself like this...tsk tsk tsk, it looks painful."

Later, Ji Xie tied Li Xian to his waistband: "What divorce? Did I say that? You must be mistaken."

[Infinite Flow | Dual Male Leads | Max Level Rebirth | A Max Level Infinite Flow Player Who Signs a Marriage Contract with a Mysterious Being | Opening a Shop in an Infinite Flow World]

The eerie sees humans as food, while he sees the eerie as items to fill the shelves.

Su Bai, known as a "prodigy," fell in the final level of the Infinite Nightmare Game.

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to ten years ago, with nothing but a frail body... or so he thought.

At least he brought back a marriage contract he signed with the strange creature to save his life... and this shop following behind him is... a betrothal gift?

The last bus of route 444 (completed) to Xingfu Residential Area (completed)

The Mutant Lorimas Hotel (Completed) Rainbow Acacia Ghost School (Completed)

City in the Fog (Completed) Mirror Apartment (Completed) Ghost Bride (Completed)

Mysterious Revival (Completed) Joyful Hotel (Completed) Qingliu City (Completed)

Main Character Script (Completed) Midnight Bus (Completed) Neonatal Department, Hospital No. 666 (Completed)

Office Building and Vending Machine (Completed) - Final Chapter (In Progress)

It's finished! You can watch it without worry!

[Dual male leads × Infinite flow × 1v1 × HE × Horror/Supernatural]

Character setup: A seemingly cunning and hypocritical but actually emotionally oblivious and naive uke × A seemingly aloof and superior but actually deeply affectionate and unknowingly loyal non-human seme.

(This story focuses on the plot, with less emphasis on romance, and the second male lead appears late in the story.)

To the escape livestreaming room, this newcomer named Jiang Yuwan was nothing more than one ant among many. However, this newcomer was...

Isn't that a bit outrageous?

In the first instance, Jiang Yuwan, with the help of the Ghost Bride, defeated the hidden BOSS, reducing the number of instances in the live stream by 1.

In the second instance, Jiang Yuwan took the key NPC with her when she left, so the instance had to be permanently closed.

In the third copy...

After several attempts, the system finally noticed this heretic. At this time, Jiang Yuwan was making the two largest guilds run wild and became one of the most popular streamers in the live broadcast room.

Escape Livestream: ? ? ?

Has anyone come and take care of him?

This system is about to crash!